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Kimchi Cowboy



Joined: 17 Sep 2006

PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lisa covers her eyes while Bart is enjoying a gory scene from the latest Space Mutant movie:

Bart: If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it!
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The_Eyeball_Kid



Joined: 20 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 10:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Homer: I could walk up to the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just have to sit there grooving on it!
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Burns: Oooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans! Uh oh, the Germans are going to get me!

Germans: Stop it! Stop, sir!

Burns: Don't let the Germans come after me. Oh no, the Germans are coming after me.

Germans: Please stop the `pretending you are scared' game, please.

Burns: No! They're so big and strong! Oh, protect me from the Germans! The Germans...
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The Bobster



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 12:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bart's Daily chalkboard detention, from Episode 2 of Season 1:

I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK.
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Kilgore Trout



Joined: 24 Mar 2007
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You know me, Marge. I like my TV loud, my beer cold, and my homosexuals flaming.
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