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yawarakaijin
Joined: 08 Aug 2006
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Don't know if I can go along with that pet/street name theory. Somehow WHISKERS POPLAR doesn't sound very erotic LOL.
Well maybe I could work in the Poplar somehow.  |
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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:20 pm Post subject: |
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Since there are many new members...
What would be your porn name if you could be a

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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007 Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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| If you dont' want a pornstar name, don't go into porn. |
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Young FRANKenstein

Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Location: Castle Frankenstein (that's FRONKensteen)
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Samantha wrote: |
hmmm....if it's the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on then mine would be:
Kitty Dennis (I wasn't real creative at 3 |
Using this rule, I'd be Morris St. Augustine!
Anyway, I'd be a pr0n star in Japan, so I'd have to go with Tsunami Pisuton. |
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Binch Lover
Joined: 25 Jul 2005
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname.
Thus am I 'Ben TwelveAcres.'
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Nah, it's your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name.
Say hello to "Rocky Porte". |
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Hopelessly Human

Joined: 03 Oct 2006
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:38 am Post subject: |
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First pet and street:
Daniel Brinley
Sounds more like a regular actor's name.
"Tomorrow on the ABC Movie of the Week, DOS: The Bill Gates Story, starring Daniel Brinley as Bill Gates."
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mistermasan
Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 10:59 am Post subject: |
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this guy i knew in the navy had the greatest name of all time:
richard harding shellnut.
dick hard shall nut.
it simply cannot be topped. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:44 pm Post subject: |
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Hello, I'm Pooch Walnut.
I just don't think that would work on the marquee. |
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Leonidas

Joined: 24 Nov 2007
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| The Spartan - King size Cock |
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Are they the lemmings

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Location: Not here anymore. JongnoGuru was the only thing that kept me here.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 8:26 pm Post subject: |
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| Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname. |
In that case, I would be Mignon Staincross. Not the best porn name in the world... I believe Mignon means "little one".
How about Lance Thrust?
Or, for the ladies, Kate Forney? |
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kermo

Joined: 01 Sep 2004 Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.
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Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Are they the lemmings wrote: |
In that case, I would be Mignon Staincross. Not the best porn name in the world... I believe Mignon means "little one".
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"Mignon" means cute/adorable. |
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ultra
Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Location: Book Han Gook Land Of Opportunity
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:30 pm Post subject: |
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| Fave Spermling |
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Samantha

Joined: 20 Jul 2006 Location: Jinan-dong Hwaseong
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Binch Lover wrote: |
| venus wrote: |
Apparently one rule of thumb is to choose the name of your first pet for the christian name and the name of the street you lived on for the surname.
Thus am I 'Ben TwelveAcres.'
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Nah, it's your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name.
Say hello to "Rocky Porte". |
Well if it's that then mine would be Kitty Hahn...makes me think of former Rev. Jim Bakker and his indescretion with Jessica Hahn, I guess that might be good then
Or Lily Hahn if we take one of the first pets we had in the house, Kitty was just the first one I named. |
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whatever

Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 7:55 pm Post subject: |
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| Dick Trickle |
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Craven Moorehead

Joined: 14 Jan 2006
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Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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| Warren Piece |
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