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venus · Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: Near Seoul

The Smith's songs re-write thread died and I have no classes today and yesterday I realised how much I like the songs on the incesticide CD, especially Dive, AeroZepplin and the pounding driving frenzy of Anyeurism.. the lgihy puky feel of Son of a Gun.... so great to listen in the midst of a mild soju drunk... They're such a perfect mix of 'in-between- Nevermind and Bleach...' Much more accomplished than the Bleach songs and more raw and less poppy than Nevermind... A clear indication of what was to come with In Utero... though half of them are admitedly absolute sh*t... so... here's a rather lazy effort from me to start things off...

AeroZepplin

Minsoo what's the point coming to class if you never bring your textbook or anything
What's the reason in teaching when my lesson plan don't mean anything
What's the meaning in a synonym, it's simmilar if anything
Where's the learning in a Wonderland or ECC, it's a brand, it's a brand
Tell me about your traditional culture again, Kimchi voted top 5 healtiest food yesterday
And you swear it's wellbeing trend, doesn't matter anyway
You're only here to talk to friends, nothing new is everyday
I could shit upon the desk, the adjumas will pay for class

They'll pay for class
They'll pay for class
They'll pay for class

Adjumas will eat it up, if it's packaged properly
I make a sound, You imitate, try to help you with 'f' and 'vee'
Not an ode, just the facts, where is sajangnim nowadays?
respect for me as a human is what You lack, it doesn't matter anyways

Hey
hey....

venus · Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Location: Near Seoul

One more and I'll leave the rest to y'all

Sliver

Mom and dad went to a show
They dropped me off at Hakwan Joe's
I kicked and screamed, said please don't go
Gramma take me home

Had to eat study English there
Howareyounicetoomeetyou and stuff like that
I couldn't say my r's too good

Gramma take me home

White teacher say why don't you stop your crying
Sit still and complete your workbook exercise
don't like him, so I kicked his toe

After that was told off by the wongjangnim
Said I have to be polite to him
just pretend like the rest of them

Gramma take me home
Wanna be play sudden attack at home

Rapacious Mr. Batstove · Joined: 26 Jan 2007 Location: Central Areola

Sorry, you only get a title

Ji-hae don't want me for a song-seng-nim.

Bibbitybop · Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Location: Seoul

Too easy, I'm lazy:

Teach me
Teach me, songsangnim
Teach me
Teach me again

Learning English ain't fun, Ah [3x]
Learning English ain't fun...

Hit me (Steve Schertzer)
Do it and do it again
Touch me (Christopher Neil)
Kai bai bo, my friend

Learning English ain't fun, Ah [3x]
Learning English ain't fun...

Use cunning to get good scores
Don't wanna use vocab no more
Mom and dad have grave concern
That E-2 teacher never learned

Teach me
Teach me, songsangnim
Teach me
Teach me again

Learning English ain't fun, Ah [3x]
Learning English ain't fun...

Teach me! (Teach me!)[9x]

normalcyispasse · Posted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 10:02 pm Post subject: Come As You Are

Please
sit down now
Sit down there
And please stop the talking

get your book
and pencil
and stop hitting Min-su

Killing me, ah
killing me, ah
killing me, ah

Please
joyonghae
anjara
stop drumming on your desk!

let's start class, now
let's start class, now
let's start class, now

And I swear that a
ddong-chim ain't fun
(no it sure isn't fun,
no it sure isn't fun)

Let's study, ah
Look at me, ah
Not Kim Tae-hee, ah
Don't eat bees, ah
Michigaet-da~

tiger fancini · Joined: 21 Mar 2006 Location: Testicles for Eyes

Eun Seul wants some candy
Think he should read the dialogue first
I think he wants some water
To put out the shame and nerves

(chorus)
Isn't me
Haven't studied
Let me free time
Your dirty pencil case
Let me take a ride
Dong chim yourself
I want some help
Please myself
I've got some crayons
You have been told
I promise you
I have been true
Let me take a ride
Dong Chim yourself
I want some help
Please myself

Sang yoo wants a choco pie
Maybe he would like some fruit
He asks me to untie him
Some free time would be nice for a few

(chorus)

Dong Won says his back hurts
And he's just as bored as me
He caught me off my guard
It amazes me, the will of Korean students

(chorus)

pastis · Joined: 20 Jun 2006

^ good one Laughing

(think it would go absurdly well with the slow mellow strumming and the completely apathetic tone of his voice in that song)