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[SuperFly]

An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern.

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you."

"Yes," she says, "I remember it well."

"OK," he says, "how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.

There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.

Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.

Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever seen.

They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's yelling, "Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is.

As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else! You must have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life together. Is there some sort of secret?"

The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

[SuperFly]

A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, �Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows, it�ll cost us a fortune to repair.�

Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, �I warned you to watch out! Now we�ll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us.�

They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, �Come on in.� When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, �Are you the people that broke the window?�

�Uh�yeah, we�re very sorry about that,� the husband replied.

�Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I�m a genie, and I�ve been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you�ve released me, I�m allowed to grant three wishes. I�ll give you each one wish, and I�ll keep the last one for myself.�

�Wow, that�s great!� the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, �I�d like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.�

�No problem,� said the genie, �You�ve got it. I have already put a million dollars in your bank account. It�s the least I can do.�

�And now you, young lady, what do you want?� the genie asked.

�I�d like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world,� she said.

�Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name,� the genie said.

�And now,� the couple both asked in unison, �what�s your wish, genie?�

�Well, since I�ve been trapped in that bottle and haven�t been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.�

The husband looked at his wife and said, �Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?�

She mulled it over for a few moments and said, �You know, you�re right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn�t mind.�

The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, �How old are you and your husband?�

�Why, we�re both thirty-five,� she responded breathlessly.

�No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?�

[Wangja]

Dr. Ruth�.


"I recently purchased a Teddy Bear for $100.00.

I named it Mohammed and then sold it for $200.00.

My question is: 'Have I made a Prophet'?"