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Hyeon Een

Joined: 24 Jun 2005
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:42 am Post subject: Real Life Korean Superhero |
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This man is Huh Kyung-young and he has an IQ of *430* (realllllly!!!!!). He's running for president and he wants to win. He recently said "Like a light from the east, I have appeared for this era, and since I can see the future, I have planned my Internet strategy way back in the past. With my 430 IQ, I can also control the spiritual domain."
That's pretty awesome.
Also the old dictator Park Chung-Hee's dying wish was that Huh marry his daughter: the politician and almost presidential candidate Park Geun-Hye. According to Huh.
This genius also plans to move the UN headquarters from backwater New York City to Dynamic Panmunjeom, the 'peace village' on the border with N. Korea. This is an excellent idea which I'm sure the rest of the UN will love.
He also wants to change the Korean time zone so that it is 30 minutes ahead of Japan.
Oh yeah, this awesome guy also BOUGHT a soviet nuclear missile base in 1975. That's pretty damn impressive. It's classified though, so most of the world is ignorant about this feat. What kind of sucks for him is that *I* bought one in 1972, but that is also classified so he doesn't know about that.
I hope he gets elected president next week. That'd be super-fun.
Check out http://www.rjkoehler.com for more info about him and other exciting election news. |
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stevieg4ever

Joined: 11 Feb 2006 Location: London, England
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:45 am Post subject: |
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sparkling again |
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twg

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Location: Getting some fresh air...
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:47 am Post subject: |
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You know what?
This guy is awesome. |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:51 am Post subject: |
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His head's really small though. I'd expect a person with an IQ of 430 to have a massive head, chocked full of words, sayings and equations.
I saw the advert for his Nuclear Base:
For sale:
One Nuclear Base. One previous owner. Russian's missing presumed dead. Hardly used. One leg missing. 100 000 won ONO. Must be seen to be believed.
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GoldMember
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:56 am Post subject: |
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Does he also wear brightly colored underwear and a cape on the outside of his clothes?
Does he have X Ray vision? Wish I had X Ray vision. |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:23 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, I've been watching him on a debate on TV. He says that everyone who gets married should get something like 100 000 000 won, and everyone who has kids should get 600 000 000. In the debate he said this would make everyone in Korea into millionaires.
So awesome. I'd get married and divorced and married and divorced and married again. |
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ruffie

Joined: 11 Oct 2006
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:34 am Post subject: |
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hope he gets elected president next week. That'd be super-fun. |
I always knew the next antichrist would arise in Korea. |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006 Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:50 am Post subject: Re: Real Life Korean Superhero |
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[quote="Hyeon Een"]
With a pose like that he's the man for Korea. "Seigiekkkkkk heilllkkkkshhibaaaallaaammmaa!"
He's got my vote! |
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MiniMoonks

Joined: 30 Oct 2007
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 7:53 am Post subject: Re: Real Life Korean Superhero |
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[quote="kimchi_pizza"]
Hyeon Een wrote: |
With a pose like that he's the man for Korea. "Seigiekkkkkk heilllkkkkshhibaaaallaaammmaa!"
He's got my vote! |
Agreed....I'd vote for him with a pose like that!! |
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Hyeon Een

Joined: 24 Jun 2005
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 8:56 am Post subject: |
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If you're in the Korean army you can vote TODAY!! Early voting has already started for those in certain professions. I was walking past a copshop earlier today and saw a line of like 80 soldiers outside it.. I figured they had the marine-slayer in there and they were lining up to boot him but they were actually probably doing some organized group democratic voting.
Then I walked down to Gwangwhamun. What the hell was going on there tonight? I heard "Lee Myeong Park" a coupla times but I wasn't sure whether that was because they supported him or wanted to lynch him. I suspect the latter but I may be wrong. Anyway the sidewalk was a bit crowded and the lights a bit glary and the cameras a little intrusive. I declined the option of buying a candle-in-a-cup to protest whatever it was.
I hope our Korean superman's spiritual power secrures him the election. He's gonna abolish all political parties HUZZAh! |
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mercury

Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Location: Pusan
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:17 am Post subject: |
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in korea, IQ tests must be divided by 70. This guy reminds me of Jim Jones, watch out OP, he might be telling people to drink koolaid (tainted with soju and other things)if he becomes president. |
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Bagpipes11

Joined: 10 Nov 2006
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:21 am Post subject: |
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I left Korea in July....I haven't heard much about this guy. Is he for real? Korea never ceases to surprise/scare/amaze me. |
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Hollywoodaction
Joined: 02 Jul 2004
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 4:36 pm Post subject: |
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Let me guess: he's our only hope against the interplanetary overlord, Jin-hoo? |
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RACETRAITOR
Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Location: Seoul, South Korea
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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mercury wrote: |
in korea, IQ tests must be divided by 70. This guy reminds me of Jim Jones, watch out OP, he might be telling people to drink koolaid (tainted with soju and other things)if he becomes president. |
If Huh was serving Kool-aid, he'd be more likely to put LSD in it. |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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Posted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.rjkoehler.com/2007/12/13/herald-biz-interviews-huh-kyung-young/
The direct link.
How does he get a 430 IQ score? He took one of those online IQ tests four times and scored 110, 110, 105, 105 and then added them together?
Then again Huckabee, a republican front runner, makes comments like:
"It is aeronautically impossible for the bumblebee to fly. However, the bumblebee, being unaware of these scientific facts, goes ahead and flies anyway."
He's not aware a) it's aerodynamics, not aeronautics b) a lot has been learned about the lift generated from bee wings since this myth entered science in the 1930s.
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