Site Search:
 
Speak Korean Now!
Teach English Abroad and Get Paid to see the World!
Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index Korean Job Discussion Forums
"The Internet's Meeting Place for ESL/EFL Teachers from Around the World!"
 
 FAQFAQ   SearchSearch   MemberlistMemberlist   UsergroupsUsergroups   RegisterRegister 
 ProfileProfile   Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages   Log inLog in 

If you were to be jumped by your kindy class.....
Goto page 1, 2  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> Off-Topic Forum
View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
stevie rotten



Joined: 31 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:49 pm    Post subject: If you were to be jumped by your kindy class..... Reply with quote

....how well would you do?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I answered honestly. I could take on 27.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Czarjorge



Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I scored 27 as well, but I think I could take more. A haymaker, or using one kid like a ball and chain (once they got knocked around and loosened up), and I could go for a lot more than 27. (I hate using this reference but it's so apt...) I'd be like Neo battling all the Smith, only it'd be my chunky bottom versus 100's of kids.

Potential employers please note that I'm joking, and as we all know Koreans have the greatest sense of humor in the world.

Thanks for the post, that was hilarious.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 11:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Apparently I can only handle 22 lol.

But I have 30 in my first grade classes, and I rule the roost there!
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Send e-mail
Zutronius



Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Suncheon

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I could take on 23 demon spawn.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message Visit poster's website Yahoo Messenger MSN Messenger
Snowmeow



Joined: 03 Oct 2005
Location: pc room

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

All in fun.

Apparently I can only take on 15 kindergarteners at once. Thank god I prefer Zerg when playing Starcraft, I understand their mentality otherwise I'd be eaten alive.

What the questionaire fails to recognize is that there is a limit to how many kindys can attack at once, unless they use projectile weapons, which are barred from this particular arena. Also they should take into consideration run speed, as a strafing attack/defence would work well against slow moving kindys.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Bafsy



Joined: 27 Nov 2007
Location: Sanbon

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 8:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

21 apparently. Interesting.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
CasperTheFriendlyGhost



Joined: 28 Feb 2007

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

26. I'm positive that I could take out at least 50.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Missihippi



Joined: 22 Oct 2007
Location: Gwangmyeong

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I landed a 25.

Be sure to read the referenced forum on that website..Some of those people post "strategy" for taking on kindys. Humorous at the least.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
bizrandom



Joined: 23 Oct 2007
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

31



probably why I teach older kids....
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Mr. Pink



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: China

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

funny site, I landed 25. Though I think with a cup on, it would be a hell of a lot more Smile
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Czarjorge



Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

After taking the poll I did some searches for a game that elaborated on this idea. Couldn't find any.

The closest I came up with was "Dad 'n' Me." It was 15 minutes of entertainment. Someone should write a game like that.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

31

This is pretty sick. I suppose if they were non-powered up zombies or something.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message MSN Messenger
mistermasan



Joined: 20 Sep 2007
Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

korean five year olds or western five year olds? that asian age trick works against them in this instance. 5 year olds can be as young as three here, right? if that is the case...how many 3 year olds could you take on.

one of my students was telling me about her little brother. his is 14 months old but he is 3 years old. he's in the mix. how many 36 month olds could you take?
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
poet13



Joined: 22 Jan 2006
Location: Just over there....throwing lemons.

PostPosted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

31, but in a real life kindy camp about of years ago, about 18 of them jumped me for the candy bag. I kicked butt.
Back to top
View user's profile Send private message
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Korean Job Discussion Forums Forum Index -> Off-Topic Forum All times are GMT - 8 Hours
Goto page 1, 2  Next
Page 1 of 2

 
Jump to:  
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum


This page is maintained by the one and only Dave Sperling.
Contact Dave's ESL Cafe
Copyright © 2018 Dave Sperling. All Rights Reserved.

Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group

TEFL International Supports Dave's ESL Cafe
TEFL Courses, TESOL Course, English Teaching Jobs - TEFL International