Korean Job Discussion Forums

[whatever]

Hmmm...this has got me thinking...how old is my dog obtained in Korea? In reality, it's 26 months old. So, two times seven...fourteen in 'dog years'...how many in Korea?

SOMETHING TELLS ME IT'S GOING TO BE PRETTY HIGH

Also, do older dogs get to boss around younger dogs, breed and size aside? What about other pets?

[blurgalurgalurga]

33

PS: yes, that's me in my avatar

[Faunaki]

Mike, you are hot.

I can only take 22 kids but I totally disagree. They didn't have questions like:

Have you lived in the woods of Canada? Yes.
Are most of your friends rednecks (whether you like it or not)? Yes.
Have you ever just fought for the fun of it? Yes.
Do you have scars from fighting? Yes

I think all of those counts for at least two points each so I give myself a 30.

[blurgalurgalurga]

Thanks for the compliment, Faunaki.

Re: your comments: but what if the kindies in question attended the same backwoods Sparta Elementary that you went to? How many five-year old Faunaki's could you defeat before they chewed your feet off?

BTW, that website has some other interesting quizzes at the bottom of the page. I enjoyed the 'morbid facts about your birthday' one.

[Faunaki]

Mike Hottie,

You are correct. I didn't put the brats' upbringing into theory. For that I will minus three points so I am 27. Fair?

[blurgalurgalurga]

Fair.
BTW, I only scored so high because I plan on choking out at least a dozen of them with the massive skinflap under my chin--the devastating Scottish Wattle Attack. That, and I always wear a chainmail pantsuit.

[Faunaki]

I must laugh in Korean, please excuse me

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ

[riverboy]

Whoa.

I scored a 37. I just kept telling myself it's either me or them and envisioned my last hogwon job.

[stevie rotten]

in terms of strategy...
the first thing i'd do is get a korean co-teacher to write "I OWN THE CLASSROOM" on the board for me. kids need boundaries after all and it would establish who is in control.
i figure the most important things would be conserving energy and protecting the eyes.
i would disagree that striking techniques would be most effective. it would be very difficult to get much power on strikes landing on attackers that are clinging to you. the only target available would be the tops of their head. although you you would be able to take a few kids out it would eventually lead to broken hands that would severely limit attack and defensive options.
the idea offered in the quiz of grabbing one of the kids by the feet and using them as a blunt tool to beat the other kids off with would certainly look spectacular and win favour with the spectators (i'm assuming there would be people paying to watch an event like this) but would quickly wear out the person using this technique. i doubt it would be very effective in doing major damage to anyone but the kid being used a a club.
i think mike was on to something with the repeated choke out technique. i was thinking more on the lines of collar chokes as are common in judo and bjj but if one is physically gifted with a big enough slab of neck skin to accomplish this goal that would certainly be a big advantage. of course this leaves one open to the threat of having someone climb their back and rake their eyes so this may not work so well either.

all hypothetically speaking of course.

and i scored 29.

[Missihippi]

I'd use a combination of Steven Seagal moves (Snaps their neck) and Bashing two kids' heads together; effectively knocking both out and using my energy efficiently.

[shaunew]

I can take out 33 kids. But I would be using chairs in real life. Breaking arms and even the scissors stab.

[Pligganease]

I think about this question often. My answer was 31. i was impressed to see the question about picking up a kid and using him or her as a weapon.

That's the ticket.

[agentX]

According to this thing I could take out 33 kids.
That's just 1 class
I'm pretty sure I could take out the entire school, as long as they don't surround me.
I would use what I learned in a Japanese anime.
No, not "KamehameHAAA" or "FINAL BLAST!"
and no, not "Black Magician Girl! Attack their life points directly!"
and no, not "Pikachu! Use thundershot, now!"
and no, not "Shadow Clone Jutsu" or "Earth style! Dark Swamp!"
and no, not "Bankai! Tensa Zangetsu!"
although that would make the fight a whole lot cooler, sending kindy bodies flying around in an explosion or two of energy. Or trapping them in a ninja swamp.
No, I would use what Kenshin said about the Ishin Shishi- their tactic during the Bakumatsu, when fighting against the superior numbered Shinsengumi what this: Run away at a good clip to spread them out. When the fastest ones reach you, kill them first and then keep running until the next person catches up, then kill them too. That way, you're only fighting 3 people at at time at most, not 33+.

[JustJohn]

29, woulda scored a little higher, but have some moderate reservations about fighting little kids.

[tsgarp]

33. I eat babies.