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A page that lists--by season and episode, mind you--the "Zok!", "Kapow!", "Thwapp!" action words that appeared in the fight scenes on Batman.

[Ginormousaurus]

And in alphabetical order according to the first blow, no less.

[VanIslander]

Sounds like there were some university grants.

[jajdude]

Here's a good candidate for most useless:

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[RACETRAITOR]

Wow, thanks. I really needed that. Seriously.

[PGF]

Holy SHIT. what do you do in your spare time? Drink? or are you from canadia and just smoke pot?

who cares.....

Batman Details
Holy
The main expression woven into most episodes were the 'Holy whatever statments uttered mainly by Robin. Once used, the term was rarely uttered again, so there were a lot of them...
Episode Info Detail
3-03 4th Amendment Batgirl and Robin are kicked out of Wayne Foundation by Siren (she now owns the building)
3-01 Agility after Batgirl kicked butt
0-00 Almost the vials containing the dehydrated Security Council at the brink of disaster
2-04 Alps Robin can't think of where Mount Gotham is
2-33 Alter Ego when the duo realizes Dr. Somnambula and Sandman are one and the same
3-09 Anagrams wondering why 2lbs of radium were stolen
2-15 Apparition when Dick sees the Burmese girls outside on the patio
2-44 Armadillos as Penguin's solid gold tank breaks through the wall
1-17 Armor Plate FF is using the strongest paper he's ever seen, 87.6 tensile resistance
1-01 Ashtray When Riddler shows Batman his gun/lighter
1-27 Asp, a trick Egyptian snake Nefertiti throws her snake which explodes and covers her disappearance
3-26 Astringent Palm-like Fruit first beauty treatment is to be the Persimmon Pressurizer
2-37 Astronomy when Batman figures out Joker's crimes will be based on the Zodiac
2-32 Audubon Batman wants Robin to use his birdcalls to save them, Elusive High-Flying Giant Red-Eyed Hermit Nuthatch bird
1-10 Backfire (announcer) repeating yesterday's cliffhanger
1-22 Backfire (announcer) during recap as the duo are branded criminals
1-09 Backfire the duo are informed that Aunt Harriet was the real target (announcer repeats this expletive)
1-15 Ball & Chain as the duo get cuffed by Joker's vending machine
2-17 Bank Balance Aunt Harriet gives a donation to Batman's campaign
2-48 Bankruptcy Joker is now Vice-Chairman of the Board of Gotham Bank
2-14 Banks when the duo find the treasury empty
3-19 Bargain Basements as the new police dispatcher broadcasts a two-for-one sale
1-01 Barracuda (Dick) Bruce asks if Dick wants to go "fishing"
1-21 Bat Trap as Penguin stops Batman from replacing the jewels with fakes
2-40 Bat-Trap (announcer) as Robin cuts the rope holding back Catwoman's gigantic Bat-Trap
2-17 Batgraves (announcer) as tomorrow's announcement starts
2-26 Batlogic when Batman knows Shame would think that Batman would know that Shame.... aww, watch the episode!
1-16 Benedict Arnold Suzy is discovered as the Joker's inside gal
2-50 Bijou Catwoman stole the Batagonian jewels (bijou is French for jewels)
0-00 Bikini, that was close Polaris missile just missed
2-13 Bill of Rights when the contents of the Gotham City Charter is described
1-10 Birthday Cake Bruce took Dick to see Zelda for his last birthday
2-02 Blackbeard Archer is going to make the walk the plank
3-02 Blackout after Riddler pops out
2-27 Blank Cartridge Penguin didn't really kill the cook
1-07 Blizzard Alfred offers iced tea
2-16 Bluebeard Duo realizes that Fingers and Chandell are the same person
1-22 Bombshell (announcer) during recap as Penguin captures 1st crook
1-17 Bouncing Boiler Plate cracking FF's first false clues
1-14 Bowler Mad Hatter used the Homing Bat-Transmitter to lure Batman into his trap
2-43 Bulls Eye Batman tosses a small metal object into a lamp socket from across the room
1-29 Bulls Eye perfect shot with Batzooka
2-03 Bunions the duo are in a room with an extremely hot floor
2-49 Caffeine The duo are about to have coffee laced with sulfuric acid poured on them
2-09 Camouflage Batman is musing that Ma Parker must be somewhere in Gotham City she can blend into the background
1-26 Camouflage The air passage into the secret room is probably at the top of the hill
0-00 Captain Nemo the elevator goes down to an abandoned submarine dock on the river
2-16 Caruso Robin wonders how singing helped them escape being perforated (Enrico Caruso)
3-25 Catastrophe Cassandra has released all the arch-criminals
1-19 Cats (?) Robin sees a cat in the museum
2-20 Chicken Coop as duo are placed in a cage
2-60 Chilblains The Batcomputer is frozen [chilblain: an inflammatory swelling or sore caused by exposure (as of the feet or hands) to cold]
2-28 Chocolate Eclair the duo find Alfred's bowler covered with pastry flour
1-29 Cinderella, a beautiful prisoner after Bookworm escapes, they find his moll Lydia Limpet tied up
2-42 Cinemascope the duo notice that the robbery they just foiled is for a movie by Penguin Pictures
2-03 Clich? crook tells the duo Catwoman is behind them -- she is
1-27 Cliffhanger (announcer) as Bruce hurtles toward the cliff strapped to a gurney
2-43 Cliffhangers the duo are about to be catapulted across town
1-33 Clockwork a mechanical penguin rolls across a table
2-47 Clockworks, a mechanical marvel after Joker's robot loses it's head
2-18 Coffin Nails after Batman climbs out of the acid vat unharmed
3-15 Cold Creeps Batgirl was almost drowned and frozen in caviar
3-01 Complications Alfred is in trouble
1-12 Conflagration Batman solves the woman/welder riddle, "the torch"
3-11 Contributing to the Delinquency of Minors Lady Prudence tells Robin the school is teaching criminals
2-07 Corpuscles distilled essence of scarab limbs is the only ingredient missing for Abu Rabu Simbu Tu, a serum for paralyzing the human will
2-06 Cosmos the Minstrel's latest plan could bring the world down on them
3-15 Cossacks after the duo find out that Egghead and Batgirl are on their way to Olga's hideout (editing makes this 'Holy' unclear)
0-00 Costume Party Penguin is dressed as Commodore Schmidlapp
1-16 Cow Juice (announcer) during cliffhanger recap when money instead of milk is discovered
2-32 Crackup the balloon is falling fast
1-10 Crossfire after the mummies machine-gunned themselves
3-14 Crucial Moment the duo arrive just in time
3-08 Crying Towels as all three heros cry from the tear gas
2-45 Cryptology when Commissioner won't reveal the reason for call over the Batphone
2-03 D'Artagnan as the duo get shot with Catwoman's darts
2-28 Davy Jones as metal box (holding Chief O'Hara) is pushed into the pool
2-47 Dead End the robot is a perfectly normal robot upon examination
0-00 Demolition Robin sees the condition of Kitka's apartment after the crooks kidnap Bruce Wayne
2-31 Deposit Slip Artemus Knab, one of the richest men in the world, is the intended victim
3-10 Detonation the duo-surfboards explode
1-29 Detonator Bookworm wants to blow up the new bridge
2-02 Deviltry the money being handed to the poor is counterfeit
3-14 Dilemma the duo must be in two places at once
3-25 Disappearing Act Batman muses about magician modus operandi
2-17 Disaster Area Paragraph 34a of the Civic Charter allows convicted felons to run for office
2-20 Distortion Picture in the paper shows Commissioner Gordon's watch on Batman's wrist
2-41 Diversionary Tactic Catwoman stole the Batmobile key while Batman was occupied
3-05 Diversionary Tactics Penguin's umbrella shoots sparks to ward off the do-gooders
2-10 Edison Batman's message to Alfred was to have the Gotham City Electric Company to shut off the prison power at midnight
3-08 Eggshells Egghead's egg tax is revealed
1-26 Encore (Dick) Gordon calls on the Batphone after Joker is put away
1-12 Entanglement (announcer) as recap gets to the duo trapped in Riddler's web
1-18 Entanglement (announcer) during the rehash of previous episode, as Robin is captured by Blaze
2-03 Epicure Catwoman is using the Pink Sandbox restaurant as a front
2-20 Epigrams when Batman "explains" why they must cater to Mr. Freeze's biological requirements in prison
2-60 Escape Hatch after the duo escape and find that Mr. Freeze also slipped away
1-29 Explosion after Bookworm's bomb goes bang
1-28 False Front Robin discovers Tut's lair is at the fake Egyptian Palace from last year's Gotham City Exposition
2-23 Fate Worse than Death as Batman tries to resist the love potion
1-20 Felony Captain Manx's treasure was never found
3-18 Finishing Touches as the duo finish putting on the costumes
2-35 Fireworks Mad Hatter's 3-tail fez 'explodes'
2-06 Fireworks Minstrel's escape door goes off in sparklers
2-27 Firing Squad the duo watch Penguin shoot his cook
1-10 Fishbowl the duo are trapped in the Doom Trap
2-31 Flight Plan Artemus Knab's coming out party for his new airplane
2-28 Flip-flop when Penguin turns court around causing Batman to withdraw the charges
2-22 Floodgate Joker may have polluted the water at the Water Works
2-59 Floor Covering after the cameo guest mentions he's known as Carpet King
2-51 Flypaper Robin gets stuck on the "Undetachable Glue Pad" on the wall
1-04 Flypaper the duo are stuck to the wall because of the magnet on the other side
2-05 Flytrap as the duo fall into the Minstrel's trap
1-33 Fog a clue leads to the waterfront
2-09 Forecast Batman describes the Crime Computer
2-45 Fork in the Road as twin rescue trucks go in different directions
2-48 Frankenstein The duo get Joker's robot working
2-07 Frankenstein they find a live ancient beetle, a scarab
2-15 Fratricide Chandell tells duo that his brother Harry hit him with root beer bottle
1-15 Fruit Salad the duo will get 50,000 volts on 3 lemons
2-47 Funny Bone The Joker is heard cackling over the Batphone from the commissioner's office
3-21 Gall Shame sends a letter explaining his caper
2-39 Gambles what if the crooks look out of the trunk when they arrived at the Batcave?
3-06 Gemini Batman's Bat-dummy worked great, fooling everyone
1-20 Geography the old map of Gotham City are the same markings on the two cats
2-32 Ghostwriter Puzzler's latest note has no writing on it, but has a slight odor of secret writing
3-25 Giveaways as Batman introduces Batgirl to the Batcave
0-00 Glue Pot as the Penguin Magnet hold the duo to the buoy
1-26 Golden Gate (Dick) Gordon heard a rumor that Batman was going to California and run for governor (Reagan was running at the time)
2-31 Graf Zeppelin, an aerial balloon the duo are in a hot-air balloon
1-06 Grammar Joker's clue is "he who laughs last laughs good"
1-10 Graveyards escape seems impossible
2-16 Greed Robin wonders how a crook can get Bruce Wayne's fortune
2-09 Greeting Cards Batman drops Mad Dog Parker with a greeting card display
2-26 Guacamole Shame left a chili & guacamole clue in the Wayne limo
2-28 Guadalcanal as Penguin's men open up with machine guns
2-09 Gunpowder Ma Parker has an arsenal in her cabin
1-03 Haberdashery Penguin is in his normal garb while in prison
1-16 Hailstorm after Joker's jukebox shotgun blast
2-09 Hairdo Ma Parker removes a smokebomb from her coiffeur
0-00 Halloween The crooks are seen riding the Jet Pack Umbrellas
0-00 Hallucination as the Penguin's Henchmen rehydrate
2-57 Hamburger Robin is about to be diced into little pieces by the spinning mobile
2-31 Hamlet Puzzler uses Shakespearian touches to his crimes
3-19 Hamstrings as the trio are tied into torturous Siamese Human knot
1-13 Happenstance it just so happens that Batman is posing for a marble statue
3-23 Hardest Metal in the World Wayne manor is over a Nilanium deposit
2-23 Harem The duo arrives in Marsha's lush quarters
3-11 Haziness robbery was committed under a fog
1-29 Headache Robin is tied to the clapper of the Clock Tower, and it's midnight
1-31 Headache after being bashed on the head by a book
1-06 Headline Newspapers are not complimentary to the duo's failures
0-00 Heart Failure Robin thinks Batman has been blown up
3-06 Heart Failure Tut calls Wayne Manor and greets Batman, worrying the duo
0-00 Heartbreak Batman finds out that Miss Kitka is really Catwoman
2-16 Heartbreak the duo are listening in on Chandell & Aunt Harriet after Dick & Bruce are 'killed'
2-29 Heidelberg after Catwoman flicks a drug onto the duo
3-25 Helplessness trio are caught in the ray gun's power
3-15 Here We Go Again Catwoman & Joker team up
1-28 Hi-Fi Robin cannot pick up Batman's homing transmitter
1-27 Hieroglyphics (Dick) King Tut is back
2-07 Hieroglyphics (Dick) King Tut is loose again
2-08 Highwire The duo watch Chief O'Hara's acrobatics
2-19 Hijack when duo is informed of Miss Iceland's kidnaping
2-12 Hijackers (Dick) Dick: "Clock King and his second hands are robbing Wayne Manor"
2-43 History Pengy's script bounces around in history
2-57 Hoaxes the artist likes what Joker did after he defaced his paintings
1-09 Hole-in-the-Donut Zelda disappears before being captured
2-49 Hollywood, an out-of-towner as Capt. Courageous from LAPD arrests Batman
2-39 Holocaust Robin is reminded that the fire department can't fight fires with jelly
3-14 Homecoming Egghead and Olga return
3-13 Homework the girls were just performing scholastic exercises
1-29 Homicide (Dick) Commissioner Gordon is shot during the bridge dedication
2-36 Hoodwink when Mad Hatter's moll doesn't recognize the duo
3-21 Hoofbeats Shame will probably be at Gotham Central Park Stables
3-07 Hoofbeats as the sound of Olga's Bessarovian Cossacks ride by
2-24 Hors d'oeuvre Robin the Toad wants Marsha to keep the cat away from him
0-00 Horse Shoe the broken Batcopter fell on foam rubber, saving the duo
2-12 Horseshoes Clock King's clue dealt with a blacksmith, not a man named smith
2-01 Hostage Alfred is about to be guillotined
2-57 Hostage Bruce and other art students are being held for ransom
1-22 Hotfoot as bullet proof soles protect the duo from being shot
1-17 Houdini as FF disappears leaving his old lady clothes behind
2-01 Houdini the Archer and his men disappear
2-23 Houdini the Commissioner is not in his office as Batman & Robin arrive
2-46 Houdini the statue disappears
2-51 Human Collector's Item as the giant Green Hornet stamp is tacked to the wall
1-29 Human Flies (Jerry Lewis) as the duo are climbing the wall
2-39 Human Pearls after Batman rescues Robin from the maw of a giant clam
3-26 Human Pressure Cookers the duo are in the pressurizer
3-10 Human Surfboards Joker's henchmen are covering the duo with Styrofoam
2-47 Hunting Horn, that's a tracking signal the robot has a tracking device installed, picked up by Batmobile's equipment
1-27 Hurricane the Sphinx makes a musical wind noise
2-47 Hutzpa Joker planted radio gear on the commissioner in the subway
2-22 Hydraulics O-HO is composed of one H and two O's
2-23 Hypnotism Gordon and O'Hara are both under Marsha's power
3-20 Hypodermics V6 Vaccine is only antidote for the Lygerian Sleeping Sickness (the bacteria Somnofilia Lygeria)
2-14 Hypothesis (announcer) while describing the cliffhanger danger
2-13 IT&T when Batman explains how he remembers phone numbers
2-59 Ice-skates Emma Strunk changed her name to Glacia Glaze, the famous ice skater
1-07 Iceberg Robin expects a crime wave
1-19 Icepicks as the spiked walls start closing in
2-15 Impossibility when Bruce tells Dick that Chandell made a mistake in a C-minor chord
1-26 Impregnability Joker is holding the Maharajah in a room within the hill
3-13 Incantation Lord Ffogg asks how the duo got to the Tower: "It took a Holy Incantation!"
2-01 Inquisition the duo are wandering thru the Archer's play room, filled with torture devices
3-24 Interplanetary Yardstick Mrs. Green reports a green man 3 feet tall
1-23 Iodine Duo were knocked out by a blow dart (needle)
1-05 Jack-in-the-Box Commissioner describes how Joker escaped
1-25 Jack-in-the-Box Inflatable genie emerges from Joker's box
1-21 Jackpot Penguin entered the Gotham Millionaire's Club
2-10 Jailbreak the cloth from the armored car holdup is from prison garb
2-07 Jawbreaker Robin looks down at the crocodiles in the pit
2-39 Jelly Bowls as strawberry jelly comes out of the water faucet, which taste like strawberry axle grease
2-53 Jet Set Suzy Knickerbocker tells the duo she'll put them in her column
2-25 Jigsaw Puzzles Shame took only one item off the cars he stole
1-34 Jitterbugs Alfred's twitch shows something is wrong
3-23 Journey to the Center of the Earth as Tut descends the mine toward the Batcave
0-00 Jumble as the vials are broken and the Security Council are mixed together
3-21 Karats Batman realizes "rock" means "diamond"
2-21 Key Ring Angus Ferguson's rare key collection is described
2-21 Keyhole sees the Jeweled Key of Kaincardine
2-06 Kilowatts Batman realizes that cutting off the power to the building will prevent the Minstrel's electronics from working
1-31 Kindergarten the second riddle it too easy
3-19 Knit One Pearl Two as Batgirl has a knitting needle held to her jugular
1-21 Knockout Drops the captured crook knocks himself out running into a wall to escape Batman's shadow
3-24 Known Unknown Flying Objects Alfred report Joker's Flying Saucer is ready to launch
1-05 Kofax (Dick) Bruce 'reminds' Dick of the ball game, reference to Sandy Kofax of LA Dodgers in 60's
1-15 Las Vegas Robin sees the One-Armed-Bandit on the wall
1-21 Leopard, what a change of spots Penguin is now running a private eye/protection agency
2-28 Levitation as the Bat-inversor reverses polarity and the trunk is repelled out of the pool
3-13 Levitation as the rope rises again
2-12 Liftoff a Cesium clock is used in satellite tracking and space probes
2-52 Living End Green Hornet and Kato stumble out of the stamp machine
1-04 Lodestone Penguin Magnet is pulling the duo to the wall
0-00 Long John Silver, a pirate periscope the duo see the periscope from Penguin's sub
1-25 Looking Glass the truck had mirrors to make it disappear
2-03 Lovebirds, I think she's sweet on you Catwoman tells Batman he's the only male that is worthy of her
3-07 Luther Burbank the man-eating lilac has eaten Batman's utility belt
2-48 Madness Joker's plan to blackmail Bruce makes no sense, at first
1-29 Magic Lantern, an immense picture of the new bridge the bridge is "blown up" (see "Holy Detonator")
1-15 Magician (Dick) Joker's flower from the slide show sprays the students
2-11 Mainsprings the duo are caught in the "Coils of Time" from Clock King's Counter Attack Activator
0-00 Marathon the duo are running to the United World Building
2-38 Mashed Potatoes while the duo are about to be crushed by a heavy meteorite
1-27 Masquerade Batman points out Nefertiti walking in the park
2-11 Masquerade Batman draws Progress Pigmeat's features on a picture of Clock King, and guess what...?
2-26 Matador, then after Batman corrects Robin about the words toreador/matador
3-19 Mechanical Armies Robin realizes there's an army of mice throughout the city
2-36 Memory Bank Robin is reminded the Batmobile is parked in back
0-00 Merlin the Magician Bat Camera picture shows the yacht was not there
2-36 Mermaid when the bug hidden in the contaminated cowl bleeps
2-12 Merry-go-round the blacksmith clock is started by a wild shot from Clock King's henchman
ad Memorandum Make a note not to miss the movie
2-21 Mesmerism Batman mentions Joker used to be a hypnotist
2-16 Metronome as duo are being fed into the piano roll puncher
1-29 Midnight (announcer) as the end credits start, as well as the giant clapper
2-32 Miracles Batman gets Puzzler's phone number on the first try
2-42 Miscast the duo are cast as barbarian bandits in Penguin's movie
3-02 Missing Relatives Aunt Harriet is at the fights
1-32 Molars Robin catches the Batarang with his teeth
1-26 Mole Hill Joker escapes into the mountain
3-04 Mucilage Penguin spread glue on Batmobile's seats
1-23 Mucilage Riddler sprays Forever Stick on the duo's feet sticking them fast
2-36 Multitudes The duo sees the crowd welcoming them back from the grave
1-16 Murder Batman informs Robin that Suzy is now on Joker's hit list
2-30 Mush after Batman and Catwoman almost kiss, then walk past Robin arm in arm
2-36 Na?et? Robin decides "Holy Hoodwink" may have been slightly off
2-55 Nerve Center when the Brain Wave Bat-Analyzer shows the cerebrum has been affected
1-16 New Year's Eve Robin gets trapped by Joker's trick streamers
2-40 Nick-of-Time as Batman frees Robin
1-22 Nightmare Penguin is an upstanding citizen and Batman & Robin are criminals
0-00 Nightmare the good guys realize they are up against Penguin, Joker, Riddler, and Catwoman together
3-04 Non Sequiturs Batcomputer clues start with parasols and end with glue
2-03 Oleo the duo are greased with margarine to make them more friable
2-55 Olfactory Batman explains the Odor Sensitometer Radar Circuit installed in Batmobile
3-03 One-track Batcomputer Mind Batcomputer cannot give info on Gordon, only criminals
2-51 Oversight the Batcomputer was not programmed with a Dual Identity Bat-Sensor so it can't figure out who the Green Hornet is
1-34 Oxygen Batman saved the duo with the emergency tank of bat-oxygen on his utility belt
2-16 Paderewski Robin realizes Chandell's Presidential Concert was a Paderewski music roll (Ignacy Jan Paderewski, 1860-1941, one of the most famous pianists of all time)
1-24 Paraffin as the duo are about to be made into candles
2-16 Perfect Pitch after Batman explains how he chose exact notes to save the duo
2-15 Pianola as duo are tied to piano-roll machine
3-10 Pincushions The duo are skewered by sea urchin spines
2-19 Polar Front when Robin sees Commissioner Gordon's frozen office
2-60 Polar Icesheet as the duo sees the frozen harbor
0-00 Polaris the crooks launch a Polaris Missile to write Riddler's riddles
1-04 Popcorn movie star is to be Penguin's caper
2-18 Potluck after Penguin kidnaps the Board of Elections
1-30 Pressure Cooker using laser beam would super-heat the steam and cook the duo immediately
3-14 Priceless Collection of Etruscan Snoods Catwoman's next caper? Nope, little call for Etruscan Snoods these days
2-21 Pseudonym Alfred comes up with the clue that Joker is using an assumed name
3-07 Purple Cannibals trapped by man-eating lilacs
1-33 Puzzlers Alfred just shows up unharmed
1-09 Rainbow bullet passed thru 13 layers of brightly colored silk
2-05 Rainbow, I'm blinded Minstrel's flares and electronic flashes blind the duo
1-18 Rat Race (title) Title of the 2nd half of the False Face encounter
2-34 Rat-Trap Robin finds Policewoman Mooney in the maze
1-18 Rats in a Trap as the duo are trapped by FF's net
1-05 Ravioli Opera company is doing a live telecast of Pagliacci
3-23 Razor's Edge, was that a close shave after Tut is hit on head before spilling the duo's identities
2-14 Recompense when told of $50,000 reward for the duo
1-05 Red Herring Batman guesses that the Joker's bust may be to divert suspicion from his real crime
1-02 Red Snapper (announcer) Have the duo misinterpreted the clue to Riddler's big crime?
2-38 Red Snapper when Joker and his thugs throw fish at the duo
1-29 Reincarnation Commissioner enters his office, unharmed
2-15 Relief The duo see Aunt Harriet leaving Chandell's place
2-48 Remote Control Robot Robin realizes Joker's broken robot is the duo's path to defeat the Joker
1-19 Reshevsky (Dick) as Dick & Bruce play 3D chess, Sammy Reshevsky was one of the great chess players of 20th century, also known as the Wonder Boy
3-17 Return From Oblivion after gunpowder goes off and hurts no one
2-56 Reverse Polarity Robin successfully reverses the polarity on Black Widow's device and restores Batman's brain
2-10 Rheostat the duo are strapped into twin electric chairs at the prison
1-13 Ricochet Robin catches the Mad Hatter's ray from Batman's Bat-Reflector
3-20 Rip Van Winkle Robin could have been asleep for years if bitten
2-29 Rip Van Winkle after Batman revives Robin with universal drug antidote
3-12 Rising Hemlines Are miniskirts going to be hijacked?
3-11 Roadblocks highwaymen stop the duo
3-14 Robert Louis Stevenson Batgirl is kidnaped
3-24 Rock Garden after the duo awake and see the wreckage in the Batcave
2-09 Rocking Chair The duo get the lowdown on Ma Parker and her kids
1-22 Romeo & Juliet as Penguin makes goo-goo eyes at Sophia Starr
1-34 Rudder the Millionaire's Award Banquet will be held on the SS Gotham Neptune
1-06 Safari Professor Laughwell just returned from Africa
2-12 Sahara (announcer) our heros are in a giant hourglass with the "Sands of Time" spilling over them
2-07 Sarcophagus, that means he's a super-crook again Yale professor fell off a podium and disappeared
0-00 Sardine Batman has a huge shark nibbling his leg
1-07 Schizophrenia many Batmen are seen throughout the city
2-34 Sedatives after the batfight, J. Pauline Spaghetti is fast asleep
2-35 Self Service Batman's other cowls are in the home dry Bat-cleaning plant
2-13 Semantics Batman describes how GHOTI becomes FISH
1-06 Serpentine Batman is tied up in Joker's streamers
1-11 Sewer Pipe Riddler pops out of a manhole
2-19 Shamrocks the pool is dyed green
3-11 Show-ups after Batgirl disappears
1-02 Showcase Sheet of bulletproof glass cuts off the Duo from the Riddler
1-25 Shrinkage a miniature of Joker's truck is found where the truck disappeared
2-41 Shucks the police arrive just as Robin is about to kiss Pussycat
3-26 Skull Tap Batman realizes Minerva extracts info directly from the brain
1-28 Sky Rocket ejection seat in the Batmobile shoots King Tut into space
3-19 Slipped Disc Trio are still "knot" free of the Siamese Human Knot
1-16 Smoke (officer) as police find the duo, Robin repeats "... or that's just we will be, just Holy Smokes!"
1-02 Smoke Batman blows a hole into Riddler's lair
1-28 Smoke Tut turned on the Batsmoke
1-25 Smokestack The duo are placed in a room with a 50 foot smokestack
1-07 Snowball Batmobile's turbans are iced by Mr. Freeze
2-18 Soapsuds (announcer) during recap as duo hang over vat of Sulfuric Acid
1-14 Sombrero (announcer) during rehash of previous episode
2-38 Sonic Booms Two radio reports put Joker's truck on different sides of town, but it's just Joker giving false chase information
2-15 Sour Note (announcer) as tomorrow's announcement starts
3-16 Special Delivery message bullet shot at them
2-51 Split Seconds the duo hide the Batmobile mere moments before the Green Hornet arrives
2-12 Squirrel Cage the duo tip the hourglass over but it doesn't break
2-24 Stalactites Batradar finds Marsha's cache of diamonds to be at an elevation of -80
2-25 Stampede Shame is going to start a cattle stampede over the tied and staked duo
3-03 Standstills Waiting for Bruce Wayne's private elevator
2-54 Steam Valve (Alfred) the girl is in the abandoned boiler works, and Alfred has Master Robin uppermost in his thoughts at the moment (Robin is Tut's captive)
2-48 Stewpot The duo's plan get fried when Bruce is carted away by Chief O'Hara to Happy Acres
1-30 Stewpot the duo are trapped in the giant book, with the soup
2-48 Stomach Aches, some sour apple pie Joker has the bank functioning in apple-pie order
2-32 Stratosphere the duo are in a balloon at over 20000 feet
1-05 Stuffing Batman realizes that the Joker may be inside the museum
1-33 Subliminal the name "Knott A. Fish" must mean the Penguin
3-02 Sudden Incapacitation Batman cannot move his feet
2-11 Sundials dust from Clock King's watch is used to make synthetic jewels used in watches
ad Superlative as Robin mentions the movie
3-11 Surprise Parties as the Batmobile billows fog
1-13 Switcheroo Mad Hatter has replaced Octave Marbot
1-25 Taj Mahal Robin sees the Maharajah's jeweled golf clubs
3-15 Tartars Police are getting calls from citizens because of the Cossacks
2-04 Taxation as Batman puts a nickel in the parking meter
1-28 Taxidermy the Bruce Wayne dummy fooled Aunt Harriet
1-25 Tee Shot, it's gone Joker's truck disappears from the fairway
3-10 Ten Toes Batcomputer gives picture of two bare feet
2-37 Terminology as Robin realizes that Joker's Crab and Lion crimes were committed -- Leo Crustash is kidnaped
3-04 Time Bomb Penguin's umbrella handle is ticking
3-12 Tintinnabulation Three silver bells are found in the box
2-57 Tipoff Alfred informs the duo via Aunt Harriet that the Joker is loose, in code so to speak
2-46 Titanic as the duo slowly sink into the frosting
1-30 Tome as the duo drive up to the Bookworm's giant cookbook
2-26 Toreador after Batman waves off stampede with his cape
2-45 Trampoline as Riddler hits the Fire Net
2-05 Transistor's Bill, what an installation TV station's coding circuits
1-18 Transistors Batman will trace FF's broadcast
1-28 Travel Agent Robin asks Batman if he's really going to Egypt
1-19 Trickery Batman feels Catwoman is after Mark Andrews entire collection of cats
1-31 Triple Feature this is the fourth Riddler escapade this season
2-24 Trolls & Goblins the duo enter Aunt Hilda's dungeon retreat
2-18 Turnabouts (announcer) during recap as Penguin collars a crook
2-19 Tuxedo Alfred reminds duo of the pool side reception for Wayne Foundation
2-52 Uncanny Photographic Mental Processes as Batman immediately notices the alphabet soup is missing J's, Q's, and Z's
3-09 Understatements Batman thanks Alfred for showing up in time w/ Batgirl
3-19 Underwritten Metropolis Commissioner Clavicle has a 10 million dollar policy on Gotham City
2-52 Unlikelihood Batman suggests that maybe the Green Hornet wanted to uncover the stamp ring
3-25 Unrefillable Prescriptions Dr. Cassandra's lineage are ne'er-do-well alchemists
1-09 Venezuela (Dick) Bruce 'reminds' Dick of a lecture on Latin American affairs
2-21 Vertebrae Robin sees the skeleton key
2-34 Voltage Robin is in Catwoman's electrified catacombs maze
3-23 Waste of Energy the duo catches up with Tut, Batgirl, et. al.
1-33 Wayne Manor (Dick) Alfred has just been kidnaped
2-03 Weaponry Catwoman has the drop on the duo with her Cat-darts
2-48 Wedding Cake Mr. Glee (Joker's robot) claims to be Joker's moll's husband
2-09 Werner von Braun Ma Parker has a rocket powered wheelchair
1-27 Whiskers, that was a close shave a blade pops out of the Sphinx that would have skewered the duo
1-18 Wigs Blaze wore a green wig at the radio station
2-50 Zorro Freddy asks if Batman wants some fencing pointers

[stillnotking]

Any fansite would come across as equally "useless" to people who don't care about the material.

To be truly useless, a web page would have to have no practical value to anyone. This would include serving as an example of uselessness. Which means that any page linked to on this thread automatically disqualifies itself.

[PGF]

[caniff]

http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/

[Hopelessly Human]

[jajdude]

[Hopelessly Human]

[Easter Clark]

This site is pretty useless as well...though it could be used for something, I suppose!

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/haha.htm

[jajdude]

http://svt.se/hogafflahage/hogafflaHage_site/Kor/hestekor.swf

This is kind of entertaining actually.

[jajdude]

http://fwds.gathacol.net/flash/georgerag.swf