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lastat06513
Joined: 18 Mar 2003 Location: Sensus amo Caesar , etiamnunc victus amo uni plebian
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:06 am Post subject: The best gift I got this Christmas was...... |
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....lots of sleep |
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karma police

Joined: 01 Sep 2007 Location: all roads lead to where you are...
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:16 am Post subject: |
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a 1.75 liter bottle of jack daniels whiskey...  |
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karma police

Joined: 01 Sep 2007 Location: all roads lead to where you are...
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:35 am Post subject: |
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...make that a .75 liter of jack daniels, now...  |
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sojourner1

Joined: 17 Apr 2007 Location: Where meggi swim and 2 wheeled tractors go sput put chug alugg pug pug
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Time off!!! |
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robot

Joined: 07 Mar 2006
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:54 am Post subject: |
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Steven Pinker's new book, "The Stuff of Thought".
And the month of December on vacation in Canada... |
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karma police

Joined: 01 Sep 2007 Location: all roads lead to where you are...
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:00 am Post subject: |
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robot wrote: |
Steven Pinker's new book, "The Stuff of Thought".
And the month of December on vacation in Canada... |
do you know what the best book written in a long-while is, bookworm? huh? do you know?
The World is Flat by Thomas L. Friedman
if you only knew... |
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karma police

Joined: 01 Sep 2007 Location: all roads lead to where you are...
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:49 am Post subject: |
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...make that a .25 liter of jack daniels, now...  |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:58 am Post subject: |
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not having Christmas.
No family fights. No disappointing, thoughtless gifts. No poorly prepared turkey. No listening to Christmas music and pretending it isn't annoying. No dumb ass in-laws.
Just sweet silence, and online porn. Aaaah. |
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karma police

Joined: 01 Sep 2007 Location: all roads lead to where you are...
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:26 pm Post subject: |
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Czarjorge wrote: |
not having Christmas.
No family fights. No disappointing, thoughtless gifts. No poorly prepared turkey. No listening to Christmas music and pretending it isn't annoying. No dumb ass in-laws.
Just sweet silence, and online porn. Aaaah. |
somebody call the goddam cops on this pervertedly sex-crazed, druggie!
btw, jorge, what's your address?  |
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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:08 pm Post subject: |
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A bookmark. Seriously. I got a bookmark for Christmas. |
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Mr. Pink

Joined: 21 Oct 2003 Location: China
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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Seeing family was good. Getting cash was even better  |
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shetan

Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Location: In front of my PC.
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:29 pm Post subject: |
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Mr. Pink wrote: |
Seeing family was good. Getting cash was even better  |
I got some blue and grey striped socks... niceehhhh!
meanwhile my gf got me......
ahhh nothing!
that sucked. |
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Faunaki
Joined: 15 Jun 2007
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:53 pm Post subject: |
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My MIL bought me underwear. I tried one on and it looks like I am an eighty year old woman. It's striped and covers all of my stomach and half of my back. My husband screamed when he saw me in them. He covered his eyes and rolled around in bed.
I don't get it. I thought she wanted us to have a baby. |
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Billy Pilgrim

Joined: 08 Sep 2004
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Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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Faunaki wrote: |
My MIL bought me underwear. I tried one on and it looks like I am an eighty year old woman. It's striped and covers all of my stomach and half of my back. My husband screamed when he saw me in them. He covered his eyes and rolled around in bed.
I don't get it. I thought she wanted us to have a baby. |
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Are they the lemmings

Joined: 15 Feb 2007 Location: Not here anymore. JongnoGuru was the only thing that kept me here.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:53 am Post subject: |
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Faunaki wrote: |
My MIL bought me underwear. I tried one on and it looks like I am an eighty year old woman. It's striped and covers all of my stomach and half of my back. My husband screamed when he saw me in them. He covered his eyes and rolled around in bed.
I don't get it. I thought she wanted us to have a baby. |
Ha! Very funny. Why not get your MiL some saucy lingerie and call it a "cultural exchange"?
Meanwhile, at stately lemming manor: I'm a bit of a humbug when it comes to Xmas (not outright hostile - just not my scene), so I was a bit disappointed that I didn't get what I wanted: nothing. |
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