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ESL Cafe Survivor: In Korea
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Tiger Beer



Joined: 07 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nice thread! Thanks for the PM Ilsanman, I wasn't even aware of this thread, and here I was on the island in the beginning. No wonder I got kicked off - I didn't even know I was there.

Do I vote public or through PM?
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

PM please. Questions in public.
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ilsanman wrote:
To Yu Bum Suck, Ajgeddes, Race Traitor, MilwaukieDave, Tiger Beer, and Adventurer:

You can post on this thread any questions for the final 3, if you wish. You may also PM me with your vote if you wish. You have 1 week. If you choose not to vote, I will vote for you.


Hmmm... questions, questions...


- who is more important, Jesus, King Sejeong, or your wife?
- which is worse, a Korean who punches out his wife or a foreigner who punches out a Korean (male on male or female on female)?
- why are Canadian women so fat?
- how much would your boss have to owe you in back-pay before you'd take him to the labour board?
- are your real initials S.J.?
- if you could make the same salary doing the same job in Thailand, would you be on the plane tomorrow?
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ajgeddes



Joined: 28 Apr 2004
Location: Yongsan

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What would you do with a tube of lube and a bucket of Kimchi?

Jaganath, you first.
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rockstarsmooth



Joined: 01 Aug 2006
Location: anyang, baybee!

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn, too bad jaganath69 got banned a couple weeks ago.
rss Cool



Arrow right now i'm listening to: command 27 - 나 소긱 안마
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rockstar, yes, so I am doing it for him. In his spirit, of course.

Jaganath: Allah and my wife.
Korean punching his wife.
Because they don't have kimchi or vegemite.
10 won and he'd get a phone call.
No.
Yes.



Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
Ilsanman wrote:
To Yu Bum Suck, Ajgeddes, Race Traitor, MilwaukieDave, Tiger Beer, and Adventurer:

You can post on this thread any questions for the final 3, if you wish. You may also PM me with your vote if you wish. You have 1 week. If you choose not to vote, I will vote for you.


Hmmm... questions, questions...


- who is more important, Jesus, King Sejeong, or your wife?
- which is worse, a Korean who punches out his wife or a foreigner who punches out a Korean (male on male or female on female)?
- why are Canadian women so fat?
- how much would your boss have to owe you in back-pay before you'd take him to the labour board?
- are your real initials S.J.?
- if you could make the same salary doing the same job in Thailand, would you be on the plane tomorrow?
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd grease my fingers up, spice them up, then give the President of this country and every grandmother at the locla train station the biggest ddong chim in the '5000 years' of history of this country.

ajgeddes wrote:
What would you do with a tube of lube and a bucket of Kimchi?

Jaganath, you first.
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, 6 of the 7 votes have been cast, and a majority came out. So I will read the votes.

1st vote....Jaganath!!

2nd vote...Jaganath!!

3rd vote...Superhero!!

4th vote....Homer!!!

5th vote...Jaganath!!!

6th vote...The winner of the first ESL Cafe survivor is...Jaganath!!!!

Jaganath goes crazy, lifting up Superhero and giving him a big wet kiss.

In his acceptance speech, he notably mentioned, 'It's amazing to win, considering I am banned!!'
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SuperHero



Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Location: Superhero Hideout

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well done IlsanMan...
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Yu_Bum_suk



Joined: 25 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great series. I can see why Survivor will likely not be coming to Korea. Nevertheless the above series hits pretty close to home for those of us who view Korea with so much ambivalence.
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It was just an idea I had one day. Thought it would be funny.

Korea is not tropical enough, and wouldn't have any good area where the locals wouldn't interfere with the game.

Yu_Bum_suk wrote:
Great series. I can see why Survivor will likely not be coming to Korea. Nevertheless the above series hits pretty close to home for those of us who view Korea with so much ambivalence.
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