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[Spongebob Squarepants]

Talk of all the new E-2 regs got you down? Keep reading! This is for you!

While profoundly pondering my future here in the land of Sparkles over a sleepless night yesterday, I drifted off into another realm and realized there may yet be ways for a shrewd few to beat the system at its game.

�How�? you ask�Well children gather �round and listen carefully.


First, you must be Aggressive, Resourceful, Sharp, and Enthusiastic. If you do indeed have ARSE, then you�re ready to take the next step: a veritable leap into the abyss. A chosen few, who are strong in the force, will comprise the spearhead group for our response to this nation�s bungling of its English education. But I�m getting ahead of myself...

First you must do the insipid, the inimical, nay the unthinkable: you must renounce your country of birth and become a hermit, I mean citizen, of Korea.

Once you have become bound to this nation, once your flesh has become cleaved to their flesh, then and only will you be ready to take the next epic step.

(Cue �Mission Impossible� theme music) Your mission, should you choose to accept: sit and pass the exam to become an English teacher for the state of Korea Sparkling.

�What!� you say, �Not on my life!� Well, boys and girls, you know what they say, if you can�t lick �em join �em. (collective gasp)

Exactly children! You must infiltrate the putrid system, you must stick it to The Man, you must throw down from their pedestals the tyrannical and decaying high-muck-a-mucks.

The modus operandi will change. Down with The Man. No more Mr. Nice Guy.

We will not sit back and let the establishment herd us to our collective doom.

You want status quo? Well, you can go shove your status quo where the sun don�t shine, thank you very much.

It�s time to take matters into our own hands; to once and for all become the movers and shakers. Infiltrate, extirpate, and renovate.

We will have justice. We will put up a fight. We will go down kicking and screaming for all we�re worth...

Or you could just leave�

[gangpae]

Meds?

[falco]

Sheer genius!..........

- falco.

[Ilsanman]

Not on your life.

[Draz]

*gasp* You are mad, sir! My current citizenship is way too convenient to ever give it up!

[ernie]

you must be really looking forward to spending the next 2 years in the military making 10 bucks a month! great plan - you do that and get back to us in 2010, ok?

[babtangee]