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yingwenlaoshi · Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!

Gum is snapping, are you listening,
On the sidewalk, puke is glistening
A beautiful sight,
Just step to the right.
Walking in a crappy wonderland.

Gone away is our pension,
Here to stay is corruption
The boss sings a song,
We know that it�s wrong,
Walking in a crappy foreign land.

Out in public we can meet a local,
Then pretend that he is not too blunt

He'll say: Are you married?
We'll say: No man,
But you should mind your business,
Meddling runt.

Eleventh month we�ll be tired,
Wondering if we�ll be fired
Pretty afraid,
That we won�t get paid,
Walking in a crappy foreign land.

Out in public we can meet a local,
And pretend that he's no English leech
We'll have lots of fun with mister local,
Until you realize that it�s to teach.

Look a foreigner, ain't it thrilling,
Xenophobe, who you fooling
We'll frolic and play, the Korean way,
Walking in a crappy foreign land.

Chicoloco · Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Location: In the ring.

Ba humbug! Great song! Very Happy

mistermasan · Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

nice. may i suggest ending a few stanzas "working in a foreign sparkling land"?

Milwaukiedave · Joined: 02 Oct 2004 Location: Goseong

ying, you should be writting songs instead of working in a hogwon.

bellum99 · Joined: 23 Jan 2003 Location: don't need to know

Nice song.

Atavistic · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:35 am Post subject:

Just sang it to my boyfriend.

Damn, now if only we could get a few folks to sing it on YouTube. Fantastic, man!

Khunopie · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 2:49 am Post subject:

Out in public we can meet a princess,
And pretend that she's no English leech

mercury · Joined: 05 Dec 2004 Location: Pusan

azumas pushing on the subway
wearing clothes someone threw away

their faces are bright
they are ready to fight

walking in a crappy foreign land

everyone smells just like kimchi
drunk men sing while they go pee pee
jack frost is afraid
cause he just got laid
by miss kim who might give him a disease
* sorry boss penguin, and good luck

Justin Hale · Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Location: the Straight Talk Express

Excellent effort, Ying.

Ilsanman · Joined: 15 Aug 2003 Location: Bucheon, Korea

That's pretty creative.

crusher_of_heads · Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2008 5:02 am Post subject:

Do ou now have 10800 won left?

Yes or no, you get a beer for that-have you heard there is an RMT in Hongdae that serves Big Rock Traditonal Ale?

runt. that's great

Roch · Joined: 24 Apr 2003 Location: Seoul

That is a very nice song!!

daemyann · Joined: 09 Nov 2007

Hooray for creative sensationalizing.......?

I applaud your effort to string your thoughts together in a more interesting manner than the all-too-common "I h8s Korea!!111oneone", but a dancing monkey is still just a monkey...

Thanks for the dance. Wink

the eye · Joined: 29 Jan 2004

^^ Don't worry, you'll always have Rain.

PGF · Joined: 27 Nov 2006

drunk verse?

i hope