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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:53 am Post subject: If Osama was your daddy... |
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Every 13-year old in the world is embarrassed by their dad. It is just the nature of the 13-year old beast. As Mark Twain said, "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around." Imagine what it must be like to wake up when you are 22 and find out your dad, Osama bin Laden, killed a couple of thousand people... That just has to do a number on your head. So you go out and marry a woman who is twice your age...who has already been married 4 times. Talk about self-defeating behavior.
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Bin Laden son wants to be peace activist |
Ya gotta sympathize with the guy. http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080118/ap_on_re_mi_ea/bin_laden_s_son
This is further evidence that guys under the age of 40 are hormonally challenged and shouldn't be allowed within 50 feet of the voting booth. |
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agentX
Joined: 12 Oct 2007 Location: Jeolla province
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:55 am Post subject: |
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Better he be a peace activist than follow in his father's footsteps. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:52 am Post subject: Re: If Osama was your daddy... |
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Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
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Bin Laden son wants to be peace activist |
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He's got the hair for it. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:55 am Post subject: |
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I take exception to that, caniff. Short, fat, bald men can also be peace activists. Omar is a rather good-looking dude, all things considered. (Especially his bank account.) |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:58 am Post subject: |
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Ya-ta, that's a little too much old guy smug. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:14 am Post subject: |
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Ummm....smug? It came from the insecure defensive part. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004 Location: All over the map
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:19 am Post subject: |
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He's loaded with cash and he marries a divorcee twice his age?
It's like he's gold-digging on himself or something. It's like...I don't know.  |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:32 am Post subject: |
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Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
Ummm....smug? It came from the insecure defensive part. |
Sorry, I didn't realize you were that old. You know they make chemicals for that now. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:00 am Post subject: |
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You know they make chemicals for that now. |
What? Zyklon B?
I don't at all mind being the age I am. The only way to prevent achieving this age is to kick the bucket even younger.
For my first few years here on this site, I didn't mention anything that would give away my age, because I knew what would happen when/if I did. Finally, some dork said something so stupendously stupid that I just couldn't forebear anymore.
The results were exactly as expected. My age became an issue. The only really remarkable thing is that there are so many stupendously stupid things said that I didn't 'come out' before I did.
From the perspective of almost 6 decades, I can say the human race doesn't seem to be getting any stupider. Unfortunately, it isn't getting any smarter, either. |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:08 am Post subject: |
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Well, age hasn't affected your sense of humor. The Zyklon line is one of the better comebacks I've read on here. Then again, it might play better for me as a Jew. |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003 Location: Established in 1994
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:35 am Post subject: |
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Sorry, but you are not really Jewish. If you were, you wouldn't be mucking about with caucuses. You'd be working for the Rothchildes and too busy attending Bilderburger/Bohemian Grove/Tri-Lateral Commission meetings to mess with message boards like this one.
You must be one of IGTG's disinformation socks. |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:37 am Post subject: |
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Funny, I was about to out you as one of IGTG's socks. You and your antysemitism or whatever crazy way he writes it.
And I mis-typed. It's jew with a little 'j'. I'm clipped, but no bris, and I got gypped out of a Bar Mitzah. It was my Dad's insistence that I be raised Catholic that gypped me, ironic given that my father is of Gypsy descent. |
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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:09 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry, I don't trust him.
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"My father is asking for a truce but I don't think there is any government (that) respects him. At the same time they do not respect him, why everywhere in the world, they want to fight him? There is a contradiction," he said. |
Let's see if I can resolve this contradiction: no gov't can survive suing for peace with an individual/NGO. Its humiliating.
Omar is an unofficial spokesman for his father. |
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Big_Bird

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: Sometimes here sometimes there...
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:31 pm Post subject: Re: If Osama was your daddy... |
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Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
That just has to do a number on your head. So you go out and marry a woman who is twice your age...who has already been married 4 times. Talk about self-defeating behavior. |
What's wrong with him marrying an older woman if they are happy together? She's still a good looking woman and he might find her very exciting. Maybe they are soulmates. If it were Bin Laden's daughter marying a good looking 52 year old man, then no-one would much care.
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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject: Re: If Osama was your daddy... |
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Big_Bird wrote: |
Ya-ta Boy wrote: |
That just has to do a number on your head. So you go out and marry a woman who is twice your age...who has already been married 4 times. Talk about self-defeating behavior. |
What's wrong with him marrying an older woman if they are happy together? She's still a good looking woman and he might find her very exciting. If it were Bin Laden's daughter marying a good looking 52 year old man no-one would much care. |
I shouldn't do this...
...ah, what the hell.
Big Bird: societal norms for men and women are different. |
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