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yingwenlaoshi



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Rearrange the following letters so as to form one word: NEW DOOR
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The_Eyeball_Kid



Joined: 20 Jun 2007
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:32 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
Mike is a butcher. He is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?


Giblets, offal, offcuts and the like.
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The_Eyeball_Kid



Joined: 20 Jun 2007
PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
yingwenlaoshi wrote:
Rearrange the following letters so as to form one word: NEW DOOR


ONE WORD.
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Justin Hale



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word?
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Hopelessly Human



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Justin Hale wrote:
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third word?


language
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Justin Hale



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:05 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Would you rather a lion kill you or a hyena?
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yingwenlaoshi



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PostPosted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Justin Hale wrote:
Would you rather a lion kill you or a hyena?


A hyena. Don't want the lion to kill me. I want the lion to kill the hyena.
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karma police



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
i'm drunk and got to solve these brain teasers before monday... i don't think i can do it without some help... Embarassed

please, go crazy...

1. How many letters are there in the alphabet?
2. What is the longest word in the English language?
3. What kind of food does a race horse eat?
4. A police officer had a brother, but the brother had no brother. Is this possible?
5. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
6. What is the perfect cure for dandruff?
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
1. How many letters are there in the alphabet? - 11
2. What is the longest word in the English language? - smiles
3. What kind of food does a race horse eat? fast food
4. A police officer had a brother, but the brother had no brother. Is this possible? - she's female
5. Why do birds fly south for the winter? - it's too far to walk
6. What is the perfect cure for dandruff? - baldness
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Kimchi Cowboy



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I don't get #2... Embarassed
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Kimchi Cowboy wrote:
I don't get #2... Embarassed


There's a mile between s's.
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karma police



Joined: 01 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
the_beaver wrote:
1. How many letters are there in the alphabet? - 11
2. What is the longest word in the English language? - smiles
3. What kind of food does a race horse eat? fast food
4. A police officer had a brother, but the brother had no brother. Is this possible? - she's female
5. Why do birds fly south for the winter? - it's too far to walk
6. What is the perfect cure for dandruff? - baldness


oh! forfuckssakes! NOT WORTHTY! JUST NOT WORTHY!

<how did you do that so quickly?>

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the_beaver



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
karma police wrote:
<how did you do that so quickly?>


I was a kid once.

And in some ways I'm still unchanged.
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karma police



Joined: 01 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
the_beaver wrote:
karma police wrote:
<how did you do that so quickly?>


I was a kid once.
And in some ways I'm still unchanged.


yeah, right! dream on, kitten... Rolling Eyes
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Scarlet13



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PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:57 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Underwaterbob wrote:
Ahhh, traumatic visions of Bowie's package in the Labyrinth coming back!



AHAHAHAHA!
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