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got asked to star in a porn movie tonight
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nicholas_chiasson



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 7:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

-If a girl asked...sure I'd do a Jim Morrison
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itaewonguy



Joined: 25 Mar 2003

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 9:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_beaver wrote:
Benicio wrote:
Uber, so some guy you don't know comes up to you in a bar and asks to see your johnson- you think nothing of it, whip it out and show it to him right there in the bar?


I have a number of friends who would do that.


you been hanging out on gay hill lately?
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Sun Jan 27, 2008 11:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the_beaver wrote:
Benicio wrote:
Uber, so some guy you don't know comes up to you in a bar and asks to see your johnson- you think nothing of it, whip it out and show it to him right there in the bar?


I have a number of friends who would do that.

How do you know? Did you ask the same of them?
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the_beaver



Joined: 15 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

itaewonguy wrote:
you been hanging out on gay hill lately?


If I had been I'm sure you would have seen me.

flakfizer wrote:
How do you know? Did you ask the same of them?


I know because people ask them and they do it. Remember a few years back with englishspectrumgate? Netizens found photos of whities showing dangling bits an all in nightclubs and bars -- I know some of those people.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

bellum99 wrote:
So...you got bored at home and decided to become "Just Another Day II". Posting annoying and weird messages on Eslcafe.
Nice life...let's not trade.


nah dude, i became "that guy who was asked to do porno by some sketchy korean gangster".

showed the guy my goods and went on my way. i don't care. some freak needs personal documentation that i have an average-sized ween? rock and roll.
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articulate_ink



Joined: 23 Mar 2004
Location: Left Korea in 2008. Hong Kong now.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uberscheisse wrote:
bellum99 wrote:
So...you got bored at home and decided to become "Just Another Day II". Posting annoying and weird messages on Eslcafe.
Nice life...let's not trade.


nah dude, i became "that guy who was asked to do porno by some sketchy korean gangster".

showed the guy my goods and went on my way. i don't care. some freak needs personal documentation that i have an average-sized ween? rock and roll.


Did he ask whether you're a show-er or a grower?
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kermo



Joined: 01 Sep 2004
Location: Eating eggs, with a comb, out of a shoe.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

He probably mistook you for Masta Don (heh heh- just kidding.)
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Benicio



Joined: 25 May 2006
Location: Down South- where it's hot & wet

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great!
Just what the foreign community needs right now- white guys whipping their knobs out in public.
Absolute farkin' retards!
Deserve a good beatin'!
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Cheonmunka



Joined: 04 Jun 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

One has to show a guy the goods, then go to a table full of guys ... eew. Personally, I wouldn't do a sex movie if there were no women involved.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

kermo wrote:
He probably mistook you for Masta Don (heh heh- just kidding.)


masta don is a handsome fellow. no harm in either of us being mistaken for the other.
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Mr. Pink



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: China

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I worked with a guy who was approached to do a porn and his girlfriend was standing right next to him.

He refused, but I'd say don't discount that it doesn't happen. How do you think they find actors to make porno flicks?

Curious though why the OP refused. I am not saying I would have done it, but if you are going to show your junk in a public place, obviously you aren't shy enough you couldn't do the nasty with some chick in front of an audience.
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nicholas_chiasson



Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 5:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've always wanted to do porn...just for the conversation shock value. "In the Winter of 2008 I was down to my last nickle, and I needed some cash, and that's how the legend began..."
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fusionbarnone



Joined: 31 May 2004

PostPosted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 7:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If they tell ya to bend over once you get to the land of Oz watch out for Batman.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

nicholas_chiasson wrote:
I've always wanted to do porn...just for the conversation shock value. "In the Winter of 2008 I was down to my last nickle, and I needed some cash, and that's how the legend began..."


why the hell not? as the stunt cawk nobody's going to remember your face anyways...

unless of course you're peter north and you end up swinging both ways and denying it.

money's money. who cares?
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Craven Moorehead



Joined: 14 Jan 2006

PostPosted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

What I don't understand is why the OP had to show his junk in the first place. K-Porn doesn't show penetration, so what would be the point? All a male would have to do in these films is slip on a purple thong and slobber on some nonexistent *beep*.

I think the OP got trolled by a Korean who had a bet with his buddies that he could get the foreign guy to show his wang.
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