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[ernie]

i was not aware of that... ^

[ajgeddes]

[Newbie]

Leafs have won 2 in a row ... that's it, WE"RE GOING TO THE SHOW!! START PLANNING THE PARADE ROUTE!!!

(I know how much y'all love that stuff.)

[yingwenlaoshi]

[yingwenlaoshi]

TORONTO, ONTARIO (CP) - A seven-year-old Toronto, Ontario boy was at the center of a Toronto city courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.



The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy alleged they had also beat him.



After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.



After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Toronto Maple Leafs, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

[anyangoldboy]

[catman]

The Sundin countdown is on. Where will he end up? My guess is Vancouver.

[yingwenlaoshi]

[Newbie]

[yingwenlaoshi]

[anyangoldboy]

[yingwenlaoshi]

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS REVISED 2008 SCHEDULE


January
15 vs. Bloomington Jr. High School Girls
22 vs. Cub Scout Troop #101
29 vs. CNIB Senior Team

February
5 vs. Spanish-American War Vets
12 vs. Crippled Children's Hospital
19 vs. St. Cloud Home for Wayward Girls
26 vs. Girl Scout Troop #69

March
5 vs. Ontario VD Clinic Post #3
12 vs. Church Street Boy's Choir
19 vs. Korean War Amputees
26 vs. VA Hospital Polio Patients

Special Monday Night Game:
March 3 vs. Utopia Gay Boys

Name Change:
The Toronto Maple Leafs will be changed to the Toronto Tampons' as they are only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.

Coaching Change:
Paul Maurice will be replaced by Pamela Anderson. No doubt she will blow a few, but she won't choke up on the BIG ONE.

Rule Changes:
1. When playing the Girl Scouts, the Leafs must not eat their cookies.
2. The Leafs will be allowed to substitute with band members at any time during the game.
3. When playing the Polio Patients, the Leafs must not disconnect any of the leg braces.
4. There will be no more dancing with opposing teams, like the last time they played the Utopia Gay Boys.
5. The Leafs MUST PROMISE to remember that when the referee drops the puck, this signals the beginning of play. This is to ensure that no more time will be wasted while the Leafs try to figure out what just happened.
6. The Leafs must also stop tangling the crippled children in the net mesh.

'GOLF LEAFS GOLF'




And while on the topic of the Leafs....

What does Toronto have that Montr�al doesn't?
Black and white photographs of their last Stanley Cup.

What do the Leafs and The Titanic have in common?
They both look good until they hit the ice.

Why don't the Maple Leafs drink tea?
Because the Canadians have all the cups.

What's the difference between the Leafs and a cigarette machine?
The cigarette machine has PLAYERS.

[cuckoo for kimchi]

[Craven Moorehead]

Except that they beat Ottawa tonight. Thank goodness for them, the Habs are now three points behind the Sens with a game n hand. Go Habs!

[Hanson]