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Axiom
Joined: 18 Jan 2008
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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With the farting, can't you do a sneeky silent one and blame it on someone else  |
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SMKOREA
Joined: 29 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:53 am Post subject: |
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| Axiom wrote: |
| With the farting, can't you do a sneeky silent one and blame it on someone else |
Or just pretend it didn't happen? |
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Draz
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam
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| Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 11:38 am Post subject: |
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| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
Re: awkward fartings--I personally see it as a litmus test. If the girl in question can't understand the unfortunate fact that nature occasionally makes people do unpleasant, smelly things, well, she's an idiot, and she doesn't matter anyway.
Embarrassing moments are bonding experiences, if there's any real attraction there to begin with. Otherwise, who gives a leaky fart what the silly bimbo (or mimbo) thinks?
If you were really into a girl, would you blow her off if she farted at you by accident? I hope not, my dear sir! (Assuming it was a one-off, and a dry one, that is. Habitual incontinence is another thing altogether.)
Remember Ste. Quiffe, the patroness of embarrassing moments.
If you pee yourself though, well, that's just disgusting. |
Farting is hilarious, just don't make a habit of it.
I once accidently let slip the longest loudest (but thankfully dry and unscented) fart imaginable during a fight with an ex. We'd already broken up, why were we still fighting? He owed me money. We were pretty much done at that point and he was on his way out the door. I must have relaxed a little or something because... I didn't quite make it. It completely changed the mood. I'm giggling now just thinking about it.  
There was no pretending this didn't happen. It was like yelling yelling talking talking talking... total silence.... here we go. Oh god. But then, he did pay the money all back within a week. COINCIDENCE?? |
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SMKOREA
Joined: 29 Nov 2005
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| Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 10:52 pm Post subject: |
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| Draz wrote: |
| blurgalurgalurga wrote: |
Re: awkward fartings--I personally see it as a litmus test. If the girl in question can't understand the unfortunate fact that nature occasionally makes people do unpleasant, smelly things, well, she's an idiot, and she doesn't matter anyway.
Embarrassing moments are bonding experiences, if there's any real attraction there to begin with. Otherwise, who gives a leaky fart what the silly bimbo (or mimbo) thinks?
If you were really into a girl, would you blow her off if she farted at you by accident? I hope not, my dear sir! (Assuming it was a one-off, and a dry one, that is. Habitual incontinence is another thing altogether.)
Remember Ste. Quiffe, the patroness of embarrassing moments.
If you pee yourself though, well, that's just disgusting. |
Farting is hilarious, just don't make a habit of it.
I once accidently let slip the longest loudest (but thankfully dry and unscented) fart imaginable during a fight with an ex. We'd already broken up, why were we still fighting? He owed me money. We were pretty much done at that point and he was on his way out the door. I must have relaxed a little or something because... I didn't quite make it. It completely changed the mood. I'm giggling now just thinking about it.
There was no pretending this didn't happen. It was like yelling yelling talking talking talking... total silence.... here we go. Oh god. But then, he did pay the money all back within a week. COINCIDENCE?? |
lol awesome |
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