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Do I have Attention Deficit Disorder?
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tfunk



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:07 pm    Post subject: Do I have a problem? Reply with quote

I'm wondering if I'm egotistical or I have a attention deficit disorder - I never read posts that go over 2 pages.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Reading prolonged messages on the screen isn't good for your eyes anyway.
If you see a good long essay which interests you, you should print it out and read it in hard copy.
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laogaiguk



Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 2:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

You could just be lazy (I am not making a joke, it could be just that).
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

When you say you never read posts that go over two pages do you mean threads that go over two pages or posts that take up the screen twice in scrolling down, as it's impossible to make a post at Dave's that goes onto a second page, though you could be talking about your experiences at other sites in which case it's possible there is a board somewhere that continues a post onto another page when sufficiently long, however unlikely that seems in a world or shorter, breezy communications delivered more and more immediately, to even your palm where you could be sending posts on the go, in which case your inclination to overlook long posts could simply be a practical constraint on modern living, especially if you live in Seoul and spend a half hour commuting each way underground or just as much time in traffic jams, an aspect of big city living which breeds numbness and inactivity, perhaps making you the opposite of the typically attention-deficient disordered, not so much inflicted with a hyperactive hypothalamus as inundated with stunting repetition of daily routines which neither challenge your faculties nor require the sort of patience fostered and bred by the slower pace of country living and by the last century's now deteriorating habit of reading books instead of clicking buttons, countered as that practice was by the attention mesmerizing first generation of television which preceded the taping generation, requiring complete constant attention for long stretches, countering whatever impulse one may have to pause, skip or exit from the need for sustained attention to something, anything, regardless of its inherent worth, justified on the grounds of convenience and preference and surprisingly necessity, as societies move quicker than ever these days to the point where the act of understanding the other occurs in sound bytes not as a gimmick but as a standard course of interaction, where people spend hours interacting in superficial and partial ways with people they neither know nor care to know, apparently satisfied with fleeting, distant utterances of keyboarded letters than vocal chords, all the while wondering about their own proclivities relative to a norm they perceive but rarely experience except alongside others whom themselves equally neglect giving attention to anybody, instead interacting with things, showing - as they say - what you value based on what you spend your time doing, which appears to be for many using the bathroom and downloading mp3's and sleeping, extending the notion of attention deficit not as a disorder but as a commonplace trait of those stuck in survive and consume mode, less likely to seek medical help for the condition than to remark about it on anonymous computer-sustained forums populated by others just like one as well as by some more willing to explore the depths of our lives lived and interested in getting to know others for the nonreductive benefit of simply having connected in a real, understood manner rather than a head nodding confirmation of what's already been gleaned inadvertedly in the attention-demanding tasks of watching a film in a theatre, wooing a romantic attachment or getting a piece of paper indicating one's educational accomplishment in terms of something to be framed and placed on resumes, the worth of which is judged not by the attention paid or time spent but by the sacrifice of free time to do a million things a little bit or nothing really as wanted to, master of a subject as an accomplishment not a process, prefering acronyms and titles to the substance of ongoing immersion in a topic demanding above all else the attention you have paid this post, proving by your reading of this part of my writing that you indeed skip ahead to fast forward things in a rush to do something afterwards even though what follows isn't any more urgent to you, but if by chance you did read this entire post to date that means you don't have a disorder of deficient attention or else are about to burst from overcoming your hormonal drive to crash, in every sense of the word crash, to end this journey destructively, to pass out on a comfy couch-like alternative like listening to a song rather than a whole album, to send a long text message which in fact is a short message and short text in any other era, secure in the thought that the wall you hit can be rolled off of in the name of freedom from focusing on what lies beyond the nearsightedness that is natural to all those who attend to what is in front of their face as opposed to what lies outside one's immediate field of vision requiring movement, time and a surplus of attention.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I wanted to submit VanIslander's message in to Guinness Book of World Records as the longest series of parenthetical statements, but they didn't have an e-mail address.
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tfunk



Joined: 12 Aug 2006
Location: Dublin, Ireland

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VanIslander, did you really write that?
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tomato wrote:
I wanted to.... but they didn't have an e-mail address.

Laughing

And of course you wouldn't think of taking the time to send a letter. You may read my reply within minutes of this post being posted but by then you would have "done" a half dozen other things.

Thank you for exemplifying what I was talking about. Wink
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tfunk wrote:
VanIslander, did you really write that?

Laughing

Another example of what I was talking about! How incredulous does one become in an environment where paying attention is considered an imposed imperative. To have taken the time it takes to take a shower to write a post on a discussion board populated by the university educated must be an illusionary front for a cut-and-paste job because that much attention to the matter simply isn't normal, eh?
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VanIslander wrote:
tfunk wrote:
VanIslander, did you really write that?

Laughing

Another example of what I was talking about! How incredulous does one become in an environment where paying attention is considered an imposed imperative. To have taken the time it takes to take a shower to write a post on a discussion board populated by the university educated must be an illusionary front for a cut-and-paste job because that much attention to the matter simply isn't normal, eh?


Islander...my brethren...don't be such a pseudointellectual Shocked
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tokki1 wrote:
...don't be such a pseudointellectual

What is false or dishonest about what I was thinking and put it in terms that articulate those thoughts? If it seems inflated, check again, as it certainly isn't intended to be anything other than an uninhibited expression of, indeed, intellectually-based reflections. Of course I have learned like you to speak on the street in a much lower gear. Perhaps such talk should be reserved exclusively for academic journals, buttkissing grad students and lectures by award winners.

I get tired of using language only in ways understood by ESL students and typical of expat bar talk (though after a few drinks, the freedom to pontificate is sometimes shared by a bud). We have university degrees unless we are here illegally and it isn't a stretch for many of us to be able to use it when the topic warrants it, and this thread began with an idea that caught me in a particularly reflective mood. So be it. Nothing pseudo about it. It's more natural to me and probably to you than we readily admit. Get past the fear. Gotta represent (chest thumping). Very Happy

Good day.
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cj1976



Joined: 26 Oct 2005

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I have some kind ADD. My concentration rarely exceeds 15 minutes on one task and my mind wanders all the time. It's a pain because I tend to leave jobs half-done, whilst I should really
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Tokki1



Joined: 14 May 2007
Location: The gap between the Korean superiority and inferiority complex

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

VanIslander wrote:
Tokki1 wrote:
...don't be such a pseudointellectual

What is false or dishonest about what I was thinking and put it in terms that articulate those thoughts? If it seems inflated, check again, as it certainly isn't intended to be anything other than an uninhibited expression of, indeed, intellectually-based reflections. Of course I have learned like you to speak on the street in a much lower gear. Perhaps such talk should be reserved exclusively for academic journals, buttkissing grad students and lectures by award winners.

I get tired of using language only in ways understood by ESL students and typical of expat bar talk (though after a few drinks, the freedom to pontificate is sometimes shared by a bud). We have university degrees unless we are here illegally and it isn't a stretch for many of us to be able to use it when the topic warrants it, and this thread began with an idea that caught me in a particularly reflective mood. So be it. Nothing pseudo about it. It's more natural to me and probably to you than we readily admit. Get past the fear. Gotta represent (chest thumping). Very Happy

Good day.


Whoa I lost my concentration halfway through that and started thinking of new kimchi recipes Shocked

Just kidding man; was just trolling.

Peace out my fellow Islander.
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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tfunk wrote:
VanIslander, did you really write that?


I suspected the same thing, but then I block-copied a few words, ran those words as search words in a Google search, and got nothing.

But then again, I think I know how VanIslander feels.

I once worked with two other foreign teachers who were Creationists.
I told them that they regarded me as a little brother, since I was a relative newcomer in the school.
I furthermore told them that they were demonstrating evolutionary instincts by regarding me as a little brother.
They denied all that.
So I typed them a nice long letter, arguing my position.
When I handed them the letter, they immediately asked, "Did you get this off the Internet?"
Which proved my point!
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