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[thepeel]

A very funny and (and accurate) little site about white folks.

http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/

Among my favorites:

Knowing what�s best for poor people

White people spend a lot of time of worrying about poor people. It takes up a pretty significant portion of their day.

They feel guilty and sad that poor people shop at Wal*Mart instead of Whole Foods, that they vote Republican instead of Democratic, that they go to Community College/get a job instead of studying art at a University.

It is a poorly guarded secret that, deep down, white people believe if given money and education that all poor people would be EXACTLY like them. In fact, the only reason that poor people make the choices they do is because they have not been given the means to make the right choices and care about the right things.

And

Traveling

White person travelling can be broken into two categories - First World and Third World.

First world is Europe and Japan, and man, this travel is not only beloved but absolutely essential in their development as white people.

Every white person takes at least one trip to Europe between the ages of 17-29. During this time they are likely to wear a back pack, stay at a hostel, meet someone from Ireland/Sweden/Italy with whom they have a memorable experience, get drunk, see some old churches and ride a train.

What�s amazing is that all white people have pretty much the same experience, but all of them believe theirs to be the first of its kind. So much so that they return to North America with ideas of writing novels and screenplays about their experience.

Upon returning home, they will also find an affinity for a particular beer or liquor from a country they visited. They use this as an excuse to mention their travels when at a bar. �Oh, I�ll have a Czechznlishiyush Pilsner. You see, that was my favorite beer when I was travelling through Slovenia and the Czech republic.�

The second type of white person travel is Third World. This is when they venture to Thailand, Africa or South America. Some do it so that they can one up the white people who only go to Europe.

But like with Europe, white people like to believe they are the first white people to make this trip. As such, they should be recognized as special and important individuals.hostel.jpg

That�s right, by going to a country, riding around on a bus or train, staying at a hotel or hostel and eating - they are doing something important for the world.

If a white person shows up in your country, you can make them feel fantastic by saying how you�ve never seen a white person before, and that you are amazed by their iPod - �a device that plays many songs? impossible!�

They might give it to you, then you can sell it for profit. Repeat as necessary.


Very funny stuff.

[actionjackson]

A prius and a trip to Japan and I'm the quintessential white person. Yes!

[RACETRAITOR]

My Filipina ex-girlfriend used to always make fun of me because I used chopsticks. Every time we went to a Chinese restaurant, the waitress would always give her chopsticks and me a fork, and we'd switch. According to her, chopsticks are a white people thing.

[pheeeel]

I got a white friend whose poor. guess he's actually black.

[Rapacious Mr. Batstove]

Nice link imnida. Good reading and horrifically accurate to boot imnida.

[Fresh Prince]

Absolutely hilarious

[endo]

[Czarjorge]

If only all white people were like the white people that like things.

[little mixed girl]

haha funny posts, funny site.