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Fishead soup · Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea

Having to pop your eyeball out everytime you see a hot chick isn't a good idea.

ED209 · Joined: 17 Oct 2006

JustJohn · Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Location: Your computer screen

inukshuk · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Location: korea

31. brutal plagiarism (gilgemesh, egyptian myths, greece myths)
32. bad editing job done in the old testament (2 creation myths - world created in 6 days. Adam and Eve) I guess the counsel couldn't agree on just one creation myth because variations existed amongst different regions.
33a. Christianity is kind of gay. The giver of life, woman, is ignored and instead - men are expected to worship an all powerful man. Worship women instead.
Stop envisioning an all powerful man who might bend you over. (bad joke)
33b. Women are constant trouble in the bible. Even their life cycle is demonized as "dirty" in the bible.
34. Anti-semitic overtones in the bible. It's a strange book because the savior is jewish. But the undercurrent theme is after jesus was reborn - he was no longer a jewish man. They just left out the jewish part when they said he was no longer a man! Villains are evil jews who stop at nothing for money.

Otus · Joined: 09 Feb 2006

This thread has to be the fundamentalist Internet poster's dream come true - to wit - a thread where by my rules you should only post statements that agree with what I think ... any statement that disagrees is off topic and irrelevant.

inukshuk · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Location: korea

did you graduate from high school??

Biblethumper · Joined: 15 Dec 2007 Location: Busan, Korea

Why not be a Christian?

1. Because a man is the slave of sin and Satan, unable to lift up his head from his corruption and unable to believe because his ears are stopped.

2. Because a man was foreordained to everlasting death in hell to reveal the glorious justice of the Almighty.

A matter of sorrow rather than boasting.

laogaiguk · Joined: 06 Dec 2005 Location: somewhere in Korea

inukshuk · Joined: 27 Jan 2008 Location: korea

okay, i'll let you in on the big secret...

PRETEXT TO SECRET: When I was a kid I went to a Catholic school. They taught us, "don't live now, you live after you die". This is french for "shut up, work and pay your taxes". To ignore this rule was/is a sin in the sense that this is one of the central doctrines.

OKAY, NOW THE SECRET
EVIL - spell it backwards. L I V E

think I'm a reading into it???
DEVIL - spell it backwards. L I V E D

Be sure to take a bite of the apple of life, now that you know the truth.

When Joseph Campbell was asked by a high level cardinal, "do you have faith?", Campbell replied, "No, I have experience". Simply, he lived a authentic life which biatch slaps faith and puts faith in a sleeper hold. Faith can only hope for a quick 3 count.