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'What shall we name the baby?' "I know--'Gay!'"
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peppermint



Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blurgalurgalurga wrote:
o yeah? weird, I met that chick when I was like 13 years old. She's from Victoria!
Unless there's two...wow, that'd be the ultimate burn on the parents, eh? They try to give their kid the unique name, but fail. I guess why they come up with medicinal sounding names like 'Tyquesia'


Apparently there's a couple, because this chick was about 25, born and raised in Newfoundland.
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SeoulShakin



Joined: 05 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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My mom went to High School with a girl whose first name was Ima, and her surname was Hoar. Her name was Ima Hoar. She never heard the end of it, and apparently changed her name as soon as she was legally of age to do so.

Shakin, I think your mom and my mom read the same book on promulgating urban legends on unsuspecting progeny. In my mom's version, the girl's name was Ophelia Balz.


Oh, seriously? Perhaps she made it up, I really wouldn't know. That's what she told me though, and that apparently as soon as she turned 18 she legally changed her name... kept the Ima, but changed the last name to something less insinuating. You could very well be right though. Next time I talk to her, I'll ask her if she was letting me on.
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Come to think of it, the one I knew was named Crysta Shanda Lear. So they're still unique after all.
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littlelisa



Joined: 12 Jun 2007
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My grandmother wanted to name my mother Anna because she thought it was a nice name. She was from India, and at the time my mother was born was living in Iran. She finally chose another name when a friend clued her in -- seems Anna meant "*beep*" in Farsi.

(I don't know any Farsi, so I don't know, but I've heard this story from my grandmother and assume it's true)
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davai!



Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Location: Kuwait

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lucious Pusey Revealed

By Daniel Gale-Grogen

Imagine, if you will, a situation in which your parents named you Lucious Pusey. (Easy, Brick.) The thing is, you are a 22-year-old football player for Eastern Illinois University, not a top-heavy, gymnastically able blonde who completely misunderstood what your righteous high school classmates meant when they said, "See you at the pole!"

Well, if you had to endure the taunts of pigskin fans every weekend because your father, Horatius Felix Pusey, wanted to endow his son with a similarly flowery name, but instead everyone thinks your name sounds like the subtlely implied image of a Georgia O'Keeffe painting, you would visit an attorney, too.

The Smoking Gun has the paperwork for his official surname dump, in which the linebacker will now change his name to Lucious Seymour, after his mother's maiden name. The problem is that now fans are likely to call him "Seymour Lucious Pusey," which is even better than before.

Now, back to our seriousness.
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gypsyfish



Joined: 17 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I saw a sign for a Doctor Foote, who was a podiatrist, in Washington, DC.

The worst (best?), though, was a friend's father who was a gynecologist in Northern Virginia. His name was Harry Beaver.
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flakfizer



Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

tfunk wrote:


"Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?"

I don't know if that joke works in the U.S.

Nah, "Porky's" humour is far too sophisticated for us.
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My Mom was a school teacher for 30-something years and she had some real doozies.

The only one I can remember offhand was a child named "Tenasitee".

Complete with alternative spelling yet.

I've got the same name as a famous, gay movie star. Googling myself is useless.
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Underwaterbob wrote:


I've got the same name as a famous, gay movie star. Googling myself is useless.


Travolta?
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Jarome_Turner



Joined: 10 Sep 2004

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My cousin has the family name "Lyric". She named her kid Summer Song.

Summer Song Lyric.

Kinda cool, in a hippy sort of way.
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

blurgalurgalurga wrote:
Underwaterbob wrote:


I've got the same name as a famous, gay movie star. Googling myself is useless.


Travolta?


Heh, not quite so famous. and also openly gay movie star.

Travolta didn't come out did he?
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Ilsanman



Joined: 15 Aug 2003
Location: Bucheon, Korea

PostPosted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I trained with a guy in the army. His last name was Smallboy.
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Darashii



Joined: 08 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 12:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I know a Princess Small and her father's name is Prince Edward Small (could have been worse: "Prince Albert"). They both get it from her grandfather, whose name is also Prince Small, but I don't know what his middle name is. Anyway, she says the tradition ends with her. :lol

Met a guy J. Dyck, but apparently there're many Dyck's in his hometown, so no one gets flack for it.

I know a Mercedes and a Porche.

I think that's all I have.
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daskalos



Joined: 19 May 2006
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the Navy I knew a Richard Skinner (he went by Richard).

I also saw men with the last names of Dickover and Manlick. (You know, you can change that name.)

In high school I knew a woman named Barbie Dahl.

I wonder if anyone has ever sued his/her parents over a scarring name.
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blurgalurgalurga



Joined: 18 Oct 2007

PostPosted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was just watching an old 'the Wire' re-run and noticed there's an actor on the show named--no kidding--"Alfonso Christian Lover."
Sounds like a Frank Zappa song or something.
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