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Kuros
Joined: 27 Apr 2004
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 3:47 pm Post subject: New Blog: Stuff White People Like |
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#58 Japan
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[A]ll white people either have/will/or wished they had taught English in Japan. It is a dream for them to go over seas and actually live in Japan. This helps them not only because it fills their need to travel, it will enable them to gain important leverage over other white people at Sushi restaurants where they can say �this place is pretty good, but living in Japan really spoiled me. I�ve had such a hard time finding a really authentic place.�
If you find yourself in an awkward silence with white people, just mention how you want to go to Japan. They will immediately begin talking about how their trip to Japan, or their favorite stuff from Japan, but it will be entirely about them. This is useful as you no longer have to talk, and they will like you for letting them talk about themselves.
But like with anime, you have to be careful about how much you like Japan. If you know how to speak Japanese, you kind of ruin it for everyone else. |
Ha ha. Its all good, right?
(Comment #16 makes me laugh) |
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:25 pm Post subject: |
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^Excellent.
I've a free day today so reading this will kill an hour or so.
So far, I'm loving:
#62 Knowing What's Best For Poor People.
#53 Dogs
#47 Arts Degrees |
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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(In slow motion) Nooooooo!!!!
(#38 Arrested Development)
That confirms it, I really am white. |
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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This stuff is internet gold. I'm already feeling considerably whiter for having been the first to acknowledge and respond to this post. However, if other whiteys' start responding, then I'll have to distance myself once it becomes too popular and 'mainstream'. |
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Ukon
Joined: 29 Jan 2008
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i_teach_esl

Joined: 07 Sep 2006 Location: baebang, asan/cheonan
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JMO

Joined: 18 Jul 2006 Location: Daegu
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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No 11: Asian girls is pretty funny also..and true. |
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thepeel
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:15 pm Post subject: |
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^That makes you whiter than us. |
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twg

Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Location: Getting some fresh air...
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:32 pm Post subject: |
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I refuse to feel shame for liking these songs. |
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thepeel
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:33 pm Post subject: |
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BS.Dos. wrote: |
^That makes you whiter than us. |
I'm whiter than the North Pole. |
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samd
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 6:15 am Post subject: |
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Maybe they should add number 71: This blog.
It seems to be closer to "What some white Americans like". |
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Khenan

Joined: 25 Dec 2007
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 7:06 am Post subject: |
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#67 Standing Still At Concerts
"Note: the addition of the drug ecstacy changes everything" |
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reactionary
Joined: 22 Oct 2006 Location: korreia
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 3:46 pm Post subject: |
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see, white guys have names like LENNY, but black guys have names like CARL |
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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Khenan wrote: |
#67 Standing Still At Concerts
"Note: the addition of the drug ecstacy changes everything" |
Yeah, but real white people hate drugs. |
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