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twg · Joined: 02 Nov 2006 Location: Getting some fresh air...

Ah, thanks for reminding me of another movie to put on my list:

Old Boy

Craven Moorehead · Joined: 14 Jan 2006

rumdiary · Joined: 05 Jun 2006

Newbie · Joined: 07 Feb 2003

Clueless... the only movie I've ever walked out on.
Get Carter.... almost the second movie I ever walked out on.

rD.NaTas · Joined: 06 Nov 2007 Location: changwon

i walked out on V for vendetta , hated the movie loved the comic

jigab · Joined: 28 Dec 2007

XXX
Star Trek Nemesis
90% off all movies starring Ben Afflac
Joan of Arc
Star Trek Insurrection

Newbie · Joined: 07 Feb 2003

Night Ranger · Joined: 17 Jan 2008

All Harry Potter movies suck anus.

Hush...I think Gwyneth Paltrow was in it.

In Dreams..with Robert Downey Jr...total piece of spam

IncognitoHFX · Joined: 06 May 2007 Location: Yeongtong, Suwon

RJjr · Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: Turning on a Lamp

Matrix Reloaded - and I assume the rest of the Matrix movies blow.
Toys
The Thin Red Line
Beaches
Munich - worst sex scene ever

IncognitoHFX · Joined: 06 May 2007 Location: Yeongtong, Suwon

JustJohn · Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Location: Your computer screen

I know kung fu.

Show me.

lastat06513 · Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:18 pm Post subject:

One of the worst types of movies I have seen these days are modern cinematic musicals, like:

~ Moulin Rouge
~ Chicago

I would've walked out on these travesties, but I thought I might as well stay since I paid for the tickets.....

However, in Moulin Rouge's case, when I went to see it at MMC in Dongdaemun when it first came out, half the audience walked out...

Certainly do classics like "Oliver" a grave injustice.......

and while we're at it---- the portrayal of the porn industry and specifically, John Holmes in the movie "Boogy Nights" was alittle boring.........

Gnawbert · Joined: 23 Oct 2007 Location: The Internet

Oh wow, another awesome thread about movies.

3). UltraViolet
I don't even know where to start. I loved Equillibrium but the director just dropped the ball on this one. The effects were seriously Apple ][e material. I felt like I was watching Mila Jovievich in a bad TRON sequel and the fights were so stylized I felt like I was playing Soul Caliber without actually having a controller in front of me.

2). Closer.
Clive Owen, Natalie Portman, Julia Roberts and Jude Law. I know it was based off an award winning play, but they should have kept it on stage. Basic plot: 4 complete jerks who are totally miserable with each other do mean things and say mean things and cheat on each other then try to get back together. It was basically like a double date of codependent relationships from hell. An old girlfriend took me to see this and lauded over it how "real" it was about "real relationships". Thankfully, we soon broke up.

1). Alone in the Dark.
Dr. Uwe Boll strikes again. I know this movie was going to blow, I just had ZERO idea how bad it was going to blow. It wasn't a "so bad it's good" it was "so bad you want to beat kittens." Everything about this movie, from Tara Ried as a PhD Ancient Cryptoplogist to the freaking Star Wars-esque five minute long text crawl at the begging just floored me on its sheer level of suckage.

meangradin · Joined: 10 Mar 2006

It's just amazing how different tastes can be. I really enjoyd some of the movies on these lists (Closer, Harry Potter, to name but a few)

But the worst film of all time has to be the vile and morally retarted "I Spit On Your Grave." The synopsis of this particularily foul piece of s#$t: rape, rape, rape, rape, more rape, revenge, revenge, revenge ( you get the picture).

Almost as awful was Battlefield(?) Earth with Travolta. The scene where the monkey like humans learn to fly jet fighters by taking 5 minute turns in a flight simulator was the low point of this mess.