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eliross
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
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 Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:31 pm Post subject: Staring at your Junk. |
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| What is your reaction to being stared at in public toilets? For the first few months I laughed at it - the casual glance over, and then the longer look, and the lean until I want to say "hey buddy, move over I can't see where I'm peeing." I told my Korean co-workers this and they thought it was hilarious until one of them watched it happen. Then they decided it was weird and rude. Mostly it's harmless curiosity, sometimes I want to return the investigation to see how the guy will react, and sometimes I want to turn to them mid-stream and ask if I can help them. I must say most people are polite and, so far, I've only chuckled when this happens. How do you guys react? |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject: |
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I tell them: "Take a picture. It lasts longer."
Then when they get out their camera-phones I say "Dude, I was just kidding!" |
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Juregen
Joined: 30 May 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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I only have it happen to me in public bath houses.
Once I went with my brother in law, before we got marrieds. After the wedding night my father in law called my wife to ask whether it was "painful".
LOL |
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eliross
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Actually, it's when I make eye contact that it's a little embarressing - like if I don't catch them at it it's not weird for either of us. |
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mrgiles
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Once I went with my brother in law, before we got marrieds. |
i dint know it was legal to marry ur brother-in-law in korea!!
when they stare at my junk, i just say
"u can look but u can't touch
if u touch i'll bring the drama
and u don't want no drama
no no no no drama drama"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W91sqAs-_-g |
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mrsquirrel
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 5:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I turn and pee on their shoes. |
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Chris Kwon
Joined: 23 Jan 2008
Location: North Korea
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:05 pm Post subject: |
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| I wonder if this stems from the stereotype that Asian people have small pp's... so it probably got back to Korea/Asians and Korean people wanna know how they really size up. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:08 pm Post subject: |
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Always thought it would be funny to have some big long hose that I dropped down, just to see the shock on their faces.
Well, I guess I don't really need that.... |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:23 pm Post subject: |
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| mrsquirrel wrote: |
| I turn and pee on their shoes. |
Whadda mean "turn". A guy was facing a urinal next to me and STILL managed to piss directly on my shoe! I was so angry that for the rest of the time I gave him the evil eye while he kept his eyes closed (probably praying to Buddha) and ran out the door.
Japan Sparkling....
I still don't know how in the the land of Dai Nippon he managed to do that. I shoulda gone all Toshiro Mifune on his ass. |
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mrgiles
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:47 pm Post subject: |
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| my bad, kimchi pizza. u know what stream control's like a bit after having a super happy fun time. won't happen again... |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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| mrgiles wrote: |
| my bad, kimchi pizza. u know what stream control's like a bit after having a super happy fun time. won't happen again... |
Best see that it don't. My kung pow karate chop to the throat can be pretty lethal. One minute you're standing at a urinal and the next layed out cold at the feet of a dozen Japanese men in business suits walking over you and acting like nothing happened.  |
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mrgiles
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:07 pm Post subject: |
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heh heh heh
why all this angst over a bit of watersports? some people actually enjoy it....
but the bit about the business men kinda scares me! |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:30 pm Post subject: |
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| It's one of those crazy quirks about Asia. A number of men don't mind the all too obvious peek at your willy but won't give a fella in trouble a second glance. I think next time I'll whip out my cell phone instead when I'm standing at a urinal and if a guy bends over to take a look, I'll take a picture. |
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Justin Hale
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Location: the Straight Talk Express
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:38 pm Post subject: |
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I feel sorry for them and the blow to their pride it must be to see my 8-inch, single barrel, pump action handgun.  |
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mrgiles
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Location: Seoul
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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| i think they're talking about pen1ses, not plastic toy pistols |
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