anyway
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 Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 8:13 pm Post subject: How Lithuanian are you? Quiz |
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This was actually written about Lithuania, but some of it may be eerily familiar to us.
It's definitely worth a chuckle and, heck, it may even make some people feel better about their situation here in the Land of Calm Mourning. Then again...
Obviously, the more you choose C, the more Lithuanian you must be...
I'm writhing in a frenzy of anticipation for the Korean version.
1)
You have just come into some money and decide to buy a car. What will it be?
a) Something reliable and economical, a Japanese car perhaps.
b) Something with a bit of grunt, a little Alfa maybe
c) A black or very very (very) dark grey top of the range BMW, which you will then proceed to drive as if you are of another realm, one where natural laws of consideration and courtesy are not to be found.
2)
You are parking your relatively flash car (see above) at a supermarket carpark. It�s busy and spaces are at a premium. Do you:
a) Park as near to the entrance as you can, within reason.
b) Maybe leave it by the kerb or in a disabled spot � you�re not going to be long.
c) Park it diagonally across two (or three) spaces (preferably disabled ones). Hey, your car costs money. F*ck the people whose spaces you�ve taken.
3)
It�s election time and you�re weighing up the pros and cons of various candidates. You see a candidate who you�ve decided you�re not going to vote for � but why?
a) You are concerned about this candidate�s track record and doubt that they will be good for the country as a whole�s interests.
b) You�ve read the manifesto and you are concerned this party will raise taxation.
c) The candidate looks like a Jew
4)
You are given some advice on a point of technical, legal, financial or sporting interest. You decide to disregard it. Why?
a) You think that this person has no real knowledge or experience of the subject.
b) You hear what they say but you think you know better.
c) The advice was given to you by a woman.
5)
You meet a man who is of a certain age, yet is unmarried. You think�
a) This is OK. It�s not for everyone. Better than getting married to the wrong person.
b) You think it�s a little strange, and you wonder how he manages to eat, clean or wipe his own .
c) You think he must be gay and therefore must be taken out and dispatched. They are trying to take over the world after all.
6)
It�s a nice sunny afternoon and you want to chill, maybe with some music. What do you put on?
a) Some cool 1950s jazz, John Coltrane, perhaps.
b) Metallica�s latest album.
c) Two tracks by some godforsaken europop group which you proceed to play through 300 watt speakers over and over and over again, dancing round and round and clapping your hands in the air as you do so.
7)
You are a woman. What do you think about your appearance?
a) I care about it of course but it�s not the be all and end all.
b) I like to spend a lot of time in the morning on it, check all the magazines regularly, and shop for clothes virtually every week.
c) I spend more than I earn every month on makeup, accessories, clothes etc. My idea of functional shoes is that the heels should be capable of engraving intricate details into cut glass. I cannot walk past a surface with a refractive index above 0.8 without checking myself off in it, and in summer I wear hotpants smaller than the average handkerchief, with a g-string prominently showing through then wonder why the crowd of British stag do guys have been reduced to a m�lange of incoherent half-wits.
In your opinion, what is the essence of a valid piece of information? A legal document, an official letter, or a translation are just three possible examples here.
a) It is relevant, to the point, written in clear English, and is set out legibly and consistently
b) It is neatly presented on nice paper.
c) It has been stamped. Twice.
9)
What is the key issue in Lithuania�s accession to the EU?
a) It signifies the continued success of the European vision and opens up still more opportunities in trade, business and international cooperation.
b) It doesn�t really interest me much but I suppose it�s good to raise the country�s profile.
c) We can get money from it. On the other hand the worry is they�ll let Turkey join.
10)
People who are out of work and living at or below the poverty line, often due to illness or injury, sometimes with kids to feed and no obvious source of income or advantages in life, are:
a) The very people a civilized society needs to protect, through a comprehensive and fair welfare system funded largely through a progressive system of taxation.
b) Unlucky, I feel sorry for them, but there is nothing I can easily do.
c) Stupid.
11)
What is your idea of hell on earth?
a) Iraq.
b) New York City.
c) Kaunas.
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