Korean Job Discussion Forums

tomato · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:44 am Post subject:

Because anything sounds cool after hearing "Teacher, pencil no" and "Teacher, 화장실" all day.

What is the difference between a chaconne and a passacaglia?

Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 8:23 am Post subject:

There is no difference, they're both delicious.

Neil Hamburger, America's funnyman or the World's Funnyman?

blurgalurgalurga · Joined: 18 Oct 2007

America, world...it's all Planet USA. USA! USA!

How come Japanese pornos and Korean food commercials look so much alike? You know the ones--with those extreme, unattractive closeups, where even an orange or piece of seafood looks totally disgusting.

Czarjorge · Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject:

They're actually the same videos, the closeup is so obscurings its just impossible to tell. Just be glad they're not Chinese, they eat babies, and that would be kiddie porn.

Why does my neck hurt so much?

blurgalurgalurga · Joined: 18 Oct 2007

You are having a past life regression, obviously. You were Marie Antoinette.

How come Bruce Campbell ain't on a stamp yet?

Kuros · Joined: 27 Apr 2004

Because you just can't lick Bruce Campbell.

Will this thread ever die?

Underwaterbob · Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito

Everything dies.

What's the best cure for boredom?

DRAMA OVERKILL · Joined: 12 Apr 2005

Personal lubricant, privacy (or not), and an empty janitor's closet full of splintered broom handles. (sorry... that's a bit much!).

Min-Su has a chocolate bar and breaks it into two pieces. He then generously gives Jae-Han one of those two pieces. Jae-Han then proceeds to break his half in half and give half of the original half to Su-Bin. Min-Su in utter disbelief throws his half to ground which breaks into 137 rather small pieces, and then proceeds to punch Jae-Han in the arm for giving away half of his portion of the chocolate bar which was originally intended for him only. How many times will Jae-Han say "Waaayyy?!" before he stops crying?

Czarjorge · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:12 am Post subject:

Fourteen.

How many things do you know that could be called Willy?

poet13 · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:41 am Post subject:

Will ee what?

poet13 · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 5:42 am Post subject:

Will ee what?

Czarjorge · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 6:18 am Post subject:

Huh.

Huh?

Kuros · Joined: 27 Apr 2004

Your mother.

But what about your half-sister?

Czarjorge · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 8:50 pm Post subject:

She's quite the lay.

But is she as good as your Mom?

cuckoo for kimchi · Posted: Thu Mar 06, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject:

she's not bad except for that one eyebrow thing..

What's the deal with Bruce Campbell??