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waltjocketty

Joined: 09 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:24 pm Post subject: I just went swimming in Korea... |
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and it was one of the most chaotic experiences of my life.
not surprisingly, everybody is wearing the newest, most expensive speedos and caps and definitely look the part. i was actually given a cap because it's against the rules not to wear one.
according to the lifeguard, it is a "law" that everyone must get out of the pool every hour for 10 minutes. so during the 10 minutes everyone just gets out and sits down and stares at each other (read: stares at me).
while swimming, I was repeatedly hit by people from the lane next to mine, and I had to swim around people swimming in the center of the lane.
because most of them can't swim, the pool is 150 cm deep everywhere and there are platforms on one end of the pool for people to stand on.
about half the time there were so many people standing against the wall of the pool that I couldnt even see the wall. people often decide to just stop in the middle of the lane during swimming and stand there for a while, or pull themselves to the other side of the pool by means of the lane lines.
i posted about a week ago asking about pools and was warned about some of this, but it was really an unbelievable experience. watching some of these people made me want to cry.
im unsure how i feel about it. at times i felt sad, at times i thought it was funny, and at other times i got seriously frustrated and angered, but im definitely going back. soon. but first i have to buy a cap. |
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Paddycakes
Joined: 05 May 2003 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:31 pm Post subject: |
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Like with driving, I suppose the Koreans are a 1st generation swimming culture, too.
It'll take a few generations before the Koreans learn to use swimming pools properly. |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 10:47 pm Post subject: |
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because most of them can't swim, |
Try hitting the beaches in the summer. 1% of the water is taken up by people, the other 99% inflatables. You move slightly further out, no problem at all.
Last summer I was stroked by a few people at the beach as well. Nice-euh! |
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waltjocketty

Joined: 09 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:00 pm Post subject: |
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i wanna get stroked at the beach. |
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crazy_arcade
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
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Posted: Sat Mar 08, 2008 11:36 pm Post subject: |
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Dome Vans wrote: |
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because most of them can't swim, |
Try hitting the beaches in the summer. 1% of the water is taken up by people, the other 99% inflatables. You move slightly further out, no problem at all.
Last summer I was stroked by a few people at the beach as well. Nice-euh! |
haha----When I went to Jeju, my father and I went way way way out to where the wave break was. I've been swimming since I was 4 or 5 and my dad's been swimming for....like.....50 years and we were still at a point where we could still touch the ground anyways. However, all the Koreans seemed to think we were crazy.
The lifeguard continually blew his whistle from the beach and they even came around in a boat to try to get us to come in. Haha, the funny thing was that the lifeguard couldn't swim out to where we were. He tried, got too scared, and went back to the beach.
All this.....and we were still at a point where we could touch the sea floor.
To the op: take it for what it is and try to enjoy another aspect of it. Enjoy the fact that you're better than everyone and hot dog it. Use your superior skill to dominate the pool (well...maybe your lane). Be stronger than everyone...and if they get in your way don't budge....that's the price they have to pay for getting in your way. They'll learn quick enough. |
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CeleryMan
Joined: 12 Apr 2007 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 12:59 am Post subject: |
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Why not build more indoor pools? |
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grnmle
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:04 am Post subject: |
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That is hilarious...All of it
Lifeguards that cannot swim or are afraid of the water - Wow!!!
And the length swimming is described just as I imagined it.
I can't wait to get my speedo out and go to the beach!!! |
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smilesalot
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:21 am Post subject: |
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I always have people tell me to 'take it easy.' 12 years of competitive swimming means taking it easy is a little hard. I haven't heard about having to get out every hour for 10 minutes, but I'd imagine something like that here. I usually get sick of it after I get in my 2500m, and get out. The few people who can speak English always try to ask me for advice, I just want to swim. |
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waltjocketty

Joined: 09 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:24 am Post subject: |
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smilesalot wrote: |
I always have people tell me to 'take it easy.' 12 years of competitive swimming means taking it easy is a little hard. I haven't heard about having to get out every hour for 10 minutes, but I'd imagine something like that here. I usually get sick of it after I get in my 2500m, and get out. The few people who can speak English always try to ask me for advice, I just want to swim. |
maybe you and i should start a group and gang up on them. |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 1:35 am Post subject: |
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I can't wait to get my speedo out and go to the beach!!! |
Koreans generally wear their swimming costumes and then shorts and t-shirt over the top of that when they're in the water, so they're not revealing much so to have a westerner prowling the beach in some 'budgie smugglers' on will be a hoot. |
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waltjocketty

Joined: 09 Oct 2006
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:40 am Post subject: |
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Dome Vans wrote: |
Koreans generally wear their swimming costumes and then shorts and t-*beep* over the top of that when they're in the water, so they're not revealing much so to have a westerner prowling the beach in some 'budgie smugglers' on will be a hoot. |
budgie smuggler is a new one for me, but ive always been a fan of the term banana hammock. |
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RobinR
Joined: 18 Feb 2008
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:07 am Post subject: |
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I've been pretty shocked at the pools here. If you are anything better than an amateur who swims for pleasure and exercise, don't even bother. I find even my 1500m is tough to get in because of
a) short lanes... 25m maximum
b) thin lanes... i'm either hitting the people in the next lane over, or the person swimming oncoming, and it's not because i'm a flailer
c) people goofing off in the lanes, which means that fewer lanes are available for people who don't want to deal with that shit
And diving? Forget about it. |
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Justin Hale

Joined: 24 Nov 2007 Location: the Straight Talk Express
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:14 am Post subject: |
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Waltjockety wrote: |
because most of them can't swim, the pool is 150 cm deep everywhere and there are platforms on one end of the pool for people to stand on.
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Indeed, a disgraceful and pitiable state of affairs. If you ask Korean kids "can you swim?" the vast majority say no. In my hometown, there's an Olympic pool with diving boards and a deep end 10 meters deep. |
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Chicoloco

Joined: 18 Oct 2006 Location: In the ring.
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 3:33 am Post subject: |
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I was swimming parallel to the beach, about 10 meters from the shore at Haeundae beach in Busan when I was nearly killed by a police launch that rushed over to tell me that swimming was not allowed as it was September.
Granted, it was early September but the temperature was about 32 degrees.
WTF?? I've since learned that beaches have opening times that run for the month of July and August only - swim outside these months and you run the risk of being harpooned by over zealous lifeguards.
As for pools, I've gave up after been repeatedly kicked in the face and smacked in the head by people who freaked out at the prospect of sharing a lane with Whitey. Rememeber the opening scene of Jaws? I managed to recreate the look on that girl's by simply breaststroking along, minding my own business! |
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crazy_arcade
Joined: 05 Nov 2006
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Posted: Sun Mar 09, 2008 4:11 am Post subject: |
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Chicoloco wrote: |
I was swimming parallel to the beach, about 10 meters from the shore at Haeundae beach in Busan when I was nearly killed by a police launch that rushed over to tell me that swimming was not allowed as it was September.
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Don't you know....it doesn't matter how hot it is in June or September---it's not summer! Therefore, not swimming! |
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