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Let's make jokes about Korea's new ladynaut
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

flakfizer wrote:
When she returns to Earth, her hand phone will be full of pics she took of herself and not a one of planet Earth as seen from space.


Laughing Too funny!

* The rest of the crew will come back complaining about how she elbowed her way around the shuttle cabin-space.

* She'll annoy the entire crew by pointing out every single little device and contraption in the shuttle and saying "Korea invented that."
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

But seriously, all this hilario misogyny aside, I think she'll impress the other astronauts...

...by spacewalking through the icy blackness of outer space in a miniskirt and tights.
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DRAMA OVERKILL



Joined: 12 Apr 2005

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

* She'll annoy the entire crew by constantly making outrageous statements such as "when Koreans landed on the moon in 1954...", and "since the International Spacestation is entirely funded by the Samsung Corporation..."

* She'll annoy the entire crew by constantly pointing out that they look like Tom Hanks, Mr. Bean, and Russel Crowe but with a bigger nose.

* The shuttle lavatory will stink and be littered with dirty ass-wipe because she'll insist to the rest of the crew that you shouldn't flush tissue down the toilet.

* The mission will be cancelled after she hits her head and goes unconscious at take-off upon her insistence that she just sit on the floor "until we get there."
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The other astronauts will be forced to learn survival Korean utterances, like "Oh, mo-mo-mo...", "Waaaaaahhh...", "Ya!", and "Aigo!"
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The other astronauts may get confused between her face and the moon.
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The Hammer



Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 8:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In Space

Cosmonaut Sergei: This green tea is good.
Yi-So Yeun: Anything else?
Cosmonaut Sergei: No, now go float in the corner like you're supposed to in Korea.


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mistermasan



Joined: 20 Sep 2007
Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

is she in for a surprise. once she gets up there they'll take away her passport and she'll be the first sex slave in space.
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JMO



Joined: 18 Jul 2006
Location: Daegu

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Does she still have to be home by 11?
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Swiss James



Joined: 26 Nov 2003
Location: Shanghai

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

"Oh it's so beautiful up here, look how much closer Dokdo is to Korea!"
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Khunopie



Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: Fucking, Austria (pronounced "Fooking")

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

She'll be the first K gurl to join the "Zero Gravity Club" and will earn the nickname "Astroslut"
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Hanson



Joined: 20 Oct 2004

PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 9:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Swiss James wrote:
"Oh it's so beautiful up here, look how much closer Dokdo is to Korea!"


"Where? I can't see it..."
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mistermasan



Joined: 20 Sep 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

but she won't be able to talk to the others because they weren't properly introduced at a booking club.
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JustJohn



Joined: 18 Oct 2007
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The guy astronaut totally got the s h a f t on this. Kicked out for being too enthusiastic about the mission? Holy crap. He'll probably be committing suicide in the next few days.
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Bingo



Joined: 22 Jun 2006

PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:13 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some funny posts here. Keep 'em coming. Very Happy
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philipjames



Joined: 03 Feb 2003

PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 12:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's so typical for a Korean to be caught breaking the rules. He probably ran twenty red lights on his way to the space pad each day. And, if he had gone up into space as planned, can you imagine all the phlem floating around the cabin. Imagine the astro-ajoshi trying to hork on the ground fifty times a day and that stuff just floating there. Shocked It would be like swimming though a sea of jellyfish every time you moved about the cabin. Very Happy

The worst thing the agashi-naut will do is constantly whine when she's not allowed to drive. "But oooppaaah....."

I personally like the quip above about her coming back with two hundred pictures of herself in her space suit and none of the earth or stars.
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