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flakfizer
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billybrobby
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haha. gold. |
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Paji eh Wong
Joined: 03 Jun 2003
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:17 am Post subject: |
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| Aaaaadjuuuuuuuuuuumaaaaaaaass in Spaaaaaaaaaace. |
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kimchi_pizza
Joined: 24 Jul 2006
Location: "Get back on the bus! Here it comes!"
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:42 am Post subject: |
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Breaking News from CNN!
Yi So-yeon has just dropped out of the progam. The statement released by the Russians that Ms. Yi made was, "What?! NO MIRRORS?!"
They are now scouting a Dr. Hwang Woo-suk hoping that "the third time is the charming". Dr. Hwang has asked for female egg donations much to the confusion of the Russian space team. |
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peppermint
Joined: 13 May 2003
Location: traversing the minefields of caddishness.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 1:58 am Post subject: |
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| The guy astronaut totally got the s h a f t on this. Kicked out for being too enthusiastic about the mission? Holy crap. He'll probably be committing suicide in the next few days. |
Actually no. I'd lose my job if I took my own training manual out of the office, because it's protected information. From what I read, he's very lucky the Russians didn't consider what he did espionage, and ban all Koreans from the flight. |
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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Upon returning the headlines will read...
Korea Leads the World in Space Based Kimchi Experiments
AP Seoul- No other country can hope to compete against us in this new and exciting field says Korea's first astronaut Ms. Yi So Yeon. During her brief time in space she conducted 136 kimchi centric experiments. These experiments have pushed Korea far ahead in this new space race. Because of her special diet of kimchi, omu-rice, and piles of onions doused in ketchup and mustard, Ms. Yi had more energy than the foreigners that followed her into space during the flight. These facts prove that kimchi is world best sparkling food for the new interplanetary generation.
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Tony_Balony
Joined: 12 Apr 2007
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"I liked my space trip - The rocket went almost as fast as the KTX"
"Space doesn't have four seasons like Korea does" |
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deadman
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Location: Suwon
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Khunopie
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: Fucking, Austria (pronounced "Fooking")
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:34 am Post subject: |
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| The Hammer wrote: |
Upon returning the headlines will read...
Korea Leads the World in Space Based Kimchi Experiments
AP Seoul- No other country can hope to compete against us in this new and exciting field says Korea's first astronaut Ms. Yi So Yeon. During her brief time in space she conducted 136 kimchi centric experiments. These experiments have pushed Korea far ahead in this new space race. Because of her special diet of kimchi, omu-rice, and piles of onions doused in ketchup and mustard, Ms. Yi had more energy than the foreigners that followed her into space during the flight. These facts prove that kimchi is world best sparkling food for the new interplanetary generation.
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anyway
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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| The South Korean Space Agency has recently announced that their first manned space mission will include a Russian woman (or two) and the selection committee is warming up the casting couch at press time. |
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flakfizer
Joined: 12 Nov 2004
Location: scaling the Cliffs of Insanity with a frayed rope.
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| Posted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| and piles of onions doused in ketchup and mustard, ] |
Ah yes, the Costco special. I've taken to calling it MOCK salad (Mustard, Onion, Catsup/Ketchup).
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The Hammer
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
Location: Ullungdo 37.5 N, 130.9 E, altitude : 223 m
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Please demonstrate how you plan to give a zero gravity dong chim.
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stevieg4ever
Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Location: London, England
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| Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 7:16 pm Post subject: |
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| she meets another lifeform and immediately begins propositioning it for private English lessons. |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2008 9:02 pm Post subject: |
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| The Hammer wrote: |
Please demonstrate how you plan to give a zero gravity dong chim.
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As Hammer would say...
"Proper." |
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bassexpander
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Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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