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a cute young girl wants to give me millions of dollars...
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Suwoner10



Joined: 10 Dec 2007

PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Watch--she's a real hotty that's into bisexual foursomes, who has a real bag with a million in a locker somewhere and genuinely needs someone to fly her out. That would make this thread golden.
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suwoner10 wrote:
Watch--she's a real hotty that's into bisexual foursomes, who has a real bag with a million in a locker somewhere and genuinely needs someone to fly her out. That would make this thread golden.
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Yeah, that would be something. Have you noticed the inconsistent spelling of her name?

If I wasn't tired fron a St P's day party in Escazu tonight I woul d send her my next email. The one where I lost 200K on the tables and then had a wreck on the way back to my hotel and got arrested for drunk driving and resisting arrest.

Yes, that one--the one where I tell her my next trust fund check won't be in for three weeks and since she has her "own money"--"could you please wire me $8500.00 so they will let me leave the state and will hold me over until my next check, Of course I'll pay you back $12k for your trouble."

Yeah, that one...manana...
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Travelingirl68



Joined: 12 May 2005
Location: India...

PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here is so that other people can share in the fun!

http://www.419eater.com/
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My response:


Date: Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:05:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: "@yahoo.com> View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused
To: "gmail.com>
Vanessa,

I am still in Vegas and I had some very bad things happen to me.

I was playing cards at the Belligio and was up a lot of money, then I started losing and losing�really bad.. I lost all the money I won, then another $60,000.00. It happened so fast you can�t believe it.

So I decided to get out of there and drive my rental car downtown to my lucky casino�The Golden Nugget�I knew I would do better there.

I started at $1000.00 a hand and won the first few, then started losing and losing and losing. It was awful. Finally I was down to only about $6000.00 and I quit. I had been drinking heavily and was depressed about all the money I had lost.

I have another trust fund check coming in on March 10, so it wasn't�t a huge problem, but I was upset.

I got into my car and started driving back to the strip where I was staying. Only three blocks away I got stepped by the police. This cop took one look at me and asked to put my hands on top of the car. I asked why and he grabbed me. I started yelling at him and shoved him away from me. He pulled out a stick and hit me across my back. I fell down and he put the handcuffs on and took me to jail.

They charged me with drunk driving and resisting arrest. They would even let me make a call until the next morning. I had the $6000.00 so I knew I could get a bondsman to get me out. So I got out but I had to give the bondsman all the money and the judge ordered me not to leave the state unless I paid another $5000.00 in bond.

Venessa, I�m in real trouble and I won�t get my next trust fund check until March 10 and that�s a few weeks away.

Jennifer and Katy left and I�m all alone in a cheap hotel.

I just think of you all the time and want to be with you and take care of you.

My check on the 10th of every month is $89,000.00 and I need your help.

Since you have money can you please help me? If you can wire me $7.0000.00 to Western Union in Las Vegas I can leave the state and meet you wherever you want. And on March 10th I�ll pay you back $15,000.00�I promise.

I think I�m in love with you and want to be with you just as soon as possible.

Can you please help me?

Love,
J
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JustJohn



Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Location: Your computer screen

PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Looks like you effed up the days. March 10th was the start of LAST week.
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JustJohn wrote:
Looks like you effed up the days. March 10th was the start of LAST week.
whoops, she won't even notice I bet.
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 6:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

merlot, you are all kinds of awesome.

i wonder what she'll write back.
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

she responds:


Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 04:20:21 -0800
From: "@gmail.com> Add Mobile Alert
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To: "@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused

hello jay?
sorry hope the police did not hurt you at all....all am saying your
gamble is too much to handle hope you will change when we get
marry...all i can do for now is until i get my luggage back from
insurance company i can be asure i can have money that is why i want
you to help me with flight money

as matter of fact in each luggage their is money will can build our
love relationship but i want to assure that i will refund any money
you sent to me as soon i get their all i need from you is $2850 for me
to fly from this unknown country......am for real

hope you will not disappoint me bcoz this is my ex boy friend told me
before i help me but see what amgoing through bcoz of my kindness
mind...


i will give you the money just let fly from this country and you come
and pick me up from nearest airport from where you are

hope to hear from you soon

venessa
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

My reply


Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 07:07:38 -0700 (PDT)
From: "@yahoo.com> View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused
To: "@gmail.com>


Okay, I can�t wait to see you. I have no money until the 10th of next month, but my brother will help us out. Just give me the airport your flying out of, your full name and passport, and as soon as I get that information I make arrangements for you.

Before I lost all that money gambling I bought you a very nice present in a jewelry store here. I hope you like gold and diamonds! I can�t wait to see it on you.

So send that information and I�ll send it to my brother and he has a travel agent standing by,

See you soon babe.

Love,
J
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MollyBloom



Joined: 21 Jul 2006
Location: James Joyce's pants

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahha! And there's the scam...you send her the 3 grand, and she's "off."
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Her response:


Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 22:15:10 +0100
From: "@gmail.com> Add Mobile Alert
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To: "@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused

I got your mail and i was very dissapointed in you,first you use the
word gamble which is very wrong of you,you have made me fall in love
with you with your fascinating words now you went around to disclose
our personal life,I have deposited the money i had on me to at the
travel agency and waiting to get some money from you to balance up
since you have promise to send me the balance,this sucks really
sucks,just wondering why you have to write that of mail,well i just
have to let you know i have deposited the money i have on me to the
travel so pls try all your possible best in the name of love to send
me the remaining balance,run around as soon as posible,get a loan from
someone,i dont know i will re-imburse who ever that person is,I really
need to be in your arms,if you can open my heart you will see yourself
inside of me,I cant wait to see you in person,I have been dreaming in
lots of ways how things will go with us soon,I hope you havent
disclose about the funds to anyone?I will be looking forward to hear
from you sweetie...cheers
your love always
venessa
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

My reply

Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 14:39:09 -0700 (PDT)
From: "@yahoo.com> View Contact Details Add Mobile Alert
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused
To: "@gmail.com>


Venessa, baby

I�m so sorry you�re disappointed in me. The only one I told is my brother because he�s the only one I can call and get money from. He just sent me $15,000.00 dollars that just got here about 30 minutes ago. So I�m back in the big motel�thank goodness.

I was just trying to do what you asked me to my love. You said you wanted a plane ticket and that�s no problem. I�ll do it right now. I just have to know where you are and your full name and stuff so I can book you a flight. We can be together later tonight. Oh. that sounds good�thinking about holding you so tight.. I can�t wait!!!!

But you have to let me help you. I�m fine now that I got this money wire. I was thinking about buying you another gift before I start playing cards tonight.

So send me your information and I�ll see you tonight sweetie!

Love love love LOVE,
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Boodleheimer



Joined: 10 Mar 2006
Location: working undercover for the Man

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

don't forget to tell her that you have friends at AAA and American Express Travel and that they can look for cheaper flights for her (and might even help her get a refund if she's already put money down)
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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's where it's going to get really fun,
Her response:




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Date: Wed, 19 Mar 2008 23:43:35 +0100
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To: "@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: you sound openminded,...........but i am still confused

I dont seem to understand your mail my honeybunch,am in the city of
london right about now...I told you i have already deposited and told
the travel agency that i will be in his office first thing tomorrow
morning to pay up the balance..
here is my information below...send me the money via western union
money transfer,all you need to do is just get there and fill a blue
form,fill in my name as the recievers name then your name and address
too, after filling the form you will be given a secret number which is
the Money Transfer Control number {MTCN} its 10 digit,below the form
you will be ask for a secret test question and answer...make the test
question...what is your best color...make the answer your best color..

Venessa
address censored
XXXXXXX
XXXXXXXX
XXXXXX
my dear i cant wait to see you,go to western union outlet closer to
you immediatelly you recieve this mail so that i will get my ticket
and give you the details of the time to come pick me up at the airport
tomorrow.....

Your Love Always

Venessa


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merlot



Joined: 04 Nov 2005
Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.

PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 9:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

And here she is:



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