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Carlyles Ghost
Joined: 04 Jul 2007
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Was dating a Korean woman. My co-teacher (an otherwise conservative middle aged woman) asked, "So...do you touch her?"  |
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Easter Clark
Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Location: Hiding from Yie Eun-woong
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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The first time I was out with a group of Korean teachers and saw another waeguk in the restaurant, the teachers asked "Oh--is that your friend?" I said "NO, I've never met that guy." Then they asked "Why don't you introduce yourself?"
To that I replied "Hey! See that table of ajosshis over there? Are they your friends? No? Why don't you go introduce yourself!" |
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NilesQ
Joined: 27 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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A kid once asked me if we have fire in Canada.  |
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JustJohn
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Location: Your computer screen
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 5:14 pm Post subject: |
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| NilesQ wrote: |
| A kid once asked me if we have fire in Canada. |
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DRAMA OVERKILL
Joined: 12 Apr 2005
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 6:40 pm Post subject: |
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I was once asked (totally out of the blue, a guy I barely even knew) "do you have a big peniss???", followed by "my peniss... so small... so small...  " He then went on to tell me about how his wife didn't really care though because it works well. |
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browneyedgirl
Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| nicholas_chiasson wrote: |
CT"In Korea anyone who wants a Korean Girlfriend makes one."
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I thought Korea was still in the beginning stages of human cloning |
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PGF
Joined: 27 Nov 2006
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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Can black people in the United States read and write?
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Why don't you eat the dog?
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Can you speak to your wife? (as in, do you understand each other) |
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crusher_of_heads
Joined: 23 Feb 2007
Location: kimbop and kimchi for kimberly!!!!
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| Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 9:52 pm Post subject: Re: Best question of all time |
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| nicholas_chiasson wrote: |
So, we're all used to those Korean questions
Are you married?
Are you american?
Can you eat kimchi?
-But sometimes Koreans go way off the deep end. So share your crazy inane (I don't mean 4 seasons stuff either) Korean questions that are so rude, so crazy, or just make you go WTF
-My newest one is
"Do you hit women when you are drunk?" asked by a 45 year old korean female english teacher at a school dinner. I'm glad I could say no, but I wished I had said yes just to see the reaction... |
"I am not Korean" |
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expat2001
Joined: 28 Jan 2006
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 1:49 am Post subject: |
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"do you like Korea?"
"Do you know Japan?"
"Korean and Japan fight ,Japan bad" |
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nicholas_chiasson
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:27 am Post subject: |
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| "Japan bad" is not exactly a head spinner is it? I'm looking for those stories that make you go "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh??????" |
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Atavistic
Joined: 22 May 2006
Location: How totally stupid that Korean doesn't show in this area.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 2:31 am Post subject: |
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| nicholas_chiasson wrote: |
| "Japan bad" is not exactly a head spinner is it? I'm looking for those stories that make you go "huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh??????" |
Ummm, not a question, but a crazy Korean lady at the first hogwon I went to told me that food poisoning causes chicken pox and that she had a friend who got chicken pox (through food poisoning) from a pack of chewing gum.
When I politely tried to ask if she was sure she meant chicken pox (rather than an allergic reaction, say), she screamed at me that she studied Chinese medicine so she was right.
I still laugh about that one. |
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Saxiif
Joined: 15 May 2003
Location: Seongnam
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| Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 3:08 am Post subject: |
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| Do you like Korean *beep*? |
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