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endo

Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Location: Seoul...my home
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 1:46 am Post subject: |
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I almost drowned in the bath tub last night!
Why this Brita walter filter?
His father paints the ceilings every five years!
The dog is like human.
My roomate fixed the toilet with a string.
Just put picture in frame! Why matting?
Cigarette looks like dildo!
Who is Aunt Jemima? |
A few of those a gold right there!  |
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newton kabiddles
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:58 am Post subject: |
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I love america and all people....
After work I went to a place called rockaway beach to take pictures of the sea As the sun went down I was sitting watching waves when two african american men come me and start asking questions The bigger one says what you do here so i told him I am watching waves he said oh you watch wave in funny voice okay so what you doing around here china man I was shocked why he call me china man I told him i am not China man I am Korean man He said all shit china korea why I here on beach so i think maybe his father own beach and I ask him if he the place he said think I am funny what the fack I do there I told him I am not funny i don't want to bother his father so he start anger why I talk about his father and say matherfacker many times but I don't understan I never said mother to him i told him I am on beach for pictures and leave he said leave my ass It is strange way leave my ass What does it mean? I leave my ass Then he said you funny facking china man I tod him I am KOREAN! I angry please don't say me china So he said he wants camera why he wants camera? Maybe the father doesn't want pictures I told him it is film he cant see the pictures like digi. THEN he said look matherfacker, you funny facking china man yeah! The smaller one grabs my neck and he say to my ear okay chinaman see you got I said I am not china I am KOREAN! I don't even know China I am not guy The big one took camera and laughing say Korea maybe can take picture matherfacker! but the little one choking me TOO MUCH and I try to stop him and the big one jumps on me...he throw then my camera in the beach! and they say you got some money matherfacker many times where is money china boy! I said no money leave me I am Korean not China! they ripped my pants and took my money and start punching head So I fight to them and the little one is weak saying hold him hold him but the big one is not so strong I push the big one down in water the little one saying *beep* shit *beep* china matherfucker and he my camera an run to wood walk I ran to him and big one behind me running but small one is fast so I flip big one and he say okay mr kim now take it easy mine brother....holy sheet he knows my name How this black one know me? I just leave now! I said no, wait, you owe my camera not right and he say strange thing I don understand...hey matherfacker I just liv for dime..What? Dime? He just want dime? I say hey I am not you facker break my camera,
not dime, and he say...oh sheet you get all up in that and start make face like dog and ome on matherfacker you like? Such was the way? an he say I am funny matherfacker many times facked up you fack real trip I don't need fackin trip mister niguh my camera...he said what say china? I not china! my camera an then he say no what you say an I say pay pay pay but I don know the little one is behind me he stab with knife my back!....it is TOO MUCH I would die and big one starts saying I niguh I niguh niguh many times I don't have that way and he said okay mister kim, fack you.....
I blood bad and try best to wood path I think God was me I get to path some bicicle people come and THEY ARE KOREAN! I told them my back and they handphone to hospital in the hostpial car a mask over my face for air and try push pads my womb two of bike Koren men came me and I needed a huge operation for 2 HOURS! I told police came for questions the story and they some laugh once and one is black and two are white. and black one is angry word niguh even I had knife..STUPID! they said I know it is bad area..wat does that? I know bad area? I don't know bad area! I don't know! They what i know? they ask if their is withnes if I live alone and family. I am alone. so they went.
doctor said like all time, just one centimeter and not walk same as korea, doctor says that I am lucky! I try now find any people owns the beach it is public goverment and the blacks said that as is language. I don't understand. I will never go that place again!
Never go Rockaway beach! |
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whatever

Joined: 11 Jun 2006 Location: Korea: More fun than jail.
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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Why smell so niceuh here? Them must not having sewer. Ewww!  |
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endo

Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Location: Seoul...my home
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Posted: Mon Dec 03, 2007 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| newton kabiddles wrote: |
I love america and all people....
After work I went to a place called rockaway beach to take pictures of the sea As the sun went down I was sitting watching waves when two african american men come me and start asking questions The bigger one says what you do here so i told him I am watching waves he said oh you watch wave in funny voice okay so what you doing around here china man I was shocked why he call me china man I told him i am not China man I am Korean man He said all *beep* china korea why I here on beach so i think maybe his father own beach and I ask him if he the place he said think I am funny what the fack I do there I told him I am not funny i don't want to bother his father so he start anger why I talk about his father and say matherfacker many times but I don't understan I never said mother to him i told him I am on beach for pictures and leave he said leave my ass It is strange way leave my ass What does it mean? I leave my ass Then he said you funny facking china man I tod him I am KOREAN! I angry please don't say me china So he said he wants camera why he wants camera? Maybe the father doesn't want pictures I told him it is film he cant see the pictures like digi. THEN he said look matherfacker, you funny facking china man yeah! The smaller one grabs my neck and he say to my ear okay chinaman see you got I said I am not china I am KOREAN! I don't even know China I am not guy The big one took camera and laughing say Korea maybe can take picture matherfacker! but the little one choking me TOO MUCH and I try to stop him and the big one jumps on me...he throw then my camera in the beach! and they say you got some money matherfacker many times where is money china boy! I said no money leave me I am Korean not China! they ripped my pants and took my money and start punching head So I fight to them and the little one is weak saying hold him hold him but the big one is not so strong I push the big one down in water the little one saying *beep* *beep* *beep* china matherfucker and he my camera an run to wood walk I ran to him and big one behind me running but small one is fast so I flip big one and he say okay mr kim now take it easy mine brother....holy sheet he knows my name How this black one know me? I just leave now! I said no, wait, you owe my camera not right and he say strange thing I don understand...hey matherfacker I just liv for dime..What? Dime? He just want dime? I say hey I am not you facker break my camera,
not dime, and he say...oh sheet you get all up in that and start make face like dog and ome on matherfacker you like? Such was the way? an he say I am funny matherfacker many times facked up you fack real trip I don't need fackin trip mister niguh my camera...he said what say china? I not china! my camera an then he say no what you say an I say pay pay pay but I don know the little one is behind me he stab with knife my back!....it is TOO MUCH I would die and big one starts saying I niguh I niguh niguh many times I don't have that way and he said okay mister kim, fack you.....
I blood bad and try best to wood path I think God was me I get to path some bicicle people come and THEY ARE KOREAN! I told them my back and they handphone to hospital in the hostpial car a mask over my face for air and try push pads my womb two of bike Koren men came me and I needed a huge operation for 2 HOURS! I told police came for questions the story and they some laugh once and one is black and two are white. and black one is angry word niguh even I had knife..STUPID! they said I know it is bad area..wat does that? I know bad area? I don't know bad area! I don't know! They what i know? they ask if their is withnes if I live alone and family. I am alone. so they went.
doctor said like all time, just one centimeter and not walk same as korea, doctor says that I am lucky! I try now find any people owns the beach it is public goverment and the blacks said that as is language. I don't understand. I will never go that place again!
Never go Rockaway beach! |
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merlot

Joined: 04 Nov 2005 Location: I tried to contain myself but I escaped.
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject: |
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This pace so strange. I girlfriend looking and girl email me and we get real well along. Then she want plane ticket. A odd rather tradition I tink, Then she say she have millions of dollar in som esuit case and need my money to get it for her. She crazy.
I finished with american women no mater how breast big are,
I jsujt going to do nothing but hang at this new resturanrt I found that is bery bery good,,,and cheap.
The name of the resturant is Bait House and I tink it be a chain because I saw one another the day other/ |
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tomato

Joined: 31 Jan 2003 Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.
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Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:05 am Post subject: |
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The American Korean teachers act so funny!
They greet their students in Korean,
they start class in Korean,
they scold misbehaving students in Korean,
and they dismiss class in Korean!
Would you believe, they even converse among themselves in Korean!
I ask them, "Why do you do that!
Don't you know you can only learn a foreign language from a book?"
They answer with some silly notion about "practicing."
"Practicing"?
Where do they get THAT idea!
What do they think this is, a 피아노 학원? |
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