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[oregonjoy]

I love this part of the show.


Here's a couple of mind, but the best 5 are from Dave's writers.

Add one of your own if u have a favorite...


*Though he was known for his lusty appetites, Babe Ruth kept a very tidy sock drawer.

*The night after Elvis visited him at the White House, Richard Nixon sang Hound Dog to Henry Kissinger.

One of 3 from the animal kingdom.

*Racoons get grouchy when they have to fly coach (They seem amiable enough).

*There's a heated legal battle in heaven between Mohandis Ghandi, Mother Teresa and John Lennon over parking space.

*When he got bored at the White House at night, Gerald Ford liked to do the Macarana.

*Pee Wee Herman almost got the roles of Daniel Day Lewis in There Will be Blood and Gangs of New York.

*Trout enjoy canasta.

*Dr. Phil was a lousy Boy Scout.

(The Next 5 are courtesy Letterman's writers. Some of my favorites)

1. NASA never faked the moon landing of Neil Armstrong, but everytime Neil Armstrong landed on Mrs. Armstrong, she faked it.

2. Every five minutes Andy Rooney's wife says, "Yes, asshole, I do wonder why..."

3. On his ascent of Mount Everest, Sir Edmund Hilary would stop his sherpas every 5 minutes and say, "Are we there yet."

4. In some parts of Wyoming it's legal to hunt the elderly.

5. At family picnics Richard Nixon liked to get a laugh by wearing an apron that said "I am not a cook!

*And finally from the animal kingdom, Though it's often a rhetorical questions, bears do indeed shit in the woods.

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Can anyone direct me to a good video stream site with Letterman shows?

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oregonjoy doesnt understand that 6 is more than 1 of 3