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Do you know any jokes in Korean language?
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Horangi Munshin



Joined: 06 Apr 2003
Location: Busan

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Get your students to day Room 9 in Korean.

Or tell them to go to Bang gok

When kids day keu-nyang Draw a very big sheep on the board.

Then draw a speech bubble and ask what to sheep speak = yangmal

What is yangmal in English? A:Sock(s)

Draw a sock and someone eating it.

Ask what Korean holiday it is. = Chuseok!

Kids love that one.
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Suwon23



Joined: 24 Jan 2008

PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

WARNING: worst joke ever

What did one pair of eyeglasses say to the other pair of eyeglasses?

Angyeong haseyo.
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asylum seeker



Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the smoker go to the horse-racing track?

말보러
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Stormy



Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 4:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

out of context wrote:

Here's a longer one:

베스킨라빈스에 조폭처럼 생긴 아저씨가 손님으로 왔다. 귀여운 여자 알바생이 무섭지만 귀엽게 맞이한다.
알바생: 어서 오세요
아저씨: 아이스크림 주세요.
알바생: 여기 있습니다.
어저씨: 더퍼주세요.
알바생: (미소를 잃지 않으며 조금 더 퍼준 후) 여기 있습니다.
어자씨: 더퍼달라고요.
알바생: (조금 더 퍼준 후) 여기 있습니다.
아자씨: (조금 화났음) 더퍼달라고!
알바생: (왕창 퍼줌) 여기 있습니다.
아자씨: (많이 화났음) 아니 뚜껑 덮어달라고!

I don't know how to say "rimshot" in Korean, though.


I put this through 'babelfish' & got this:

The hemp cloth su khin Bin su like trillion width the uncle who gets came with the caller. The lovable woman the lifestyle which it will know is horrible but to be lovable Maj does. The lifestyle which it will know: From U come the uncle: The ice cream give. The lifestyle which it will know: It is here. That Sea of U: Compared to ladle. The lifestyle which it will know: (Does not lose smile and not to be after compared to ladle in small quantity) it is here. U sleeping Sea: Compared to it ladles and it requests, the bedspread. The lifestyle which it will know: (After compared to ladle in small quantity) it is here. Oh the Sea to sleep: (Anger it was born in small quantity) compared to it ladles and it requests,! The lifestyle which it will know: (King window ladling zoom) it is here. Oh the Sea to sleep: (Anger it was born plentifully) it knows and the lid to cover it requests,!

I don't get it. Confused
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samd



Joined: 03 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I put it back through babelfish and got this:

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tomato



Joined: 31 Jan 2003
Location: I get so little foreign language experience, I must be in Koreatown, Los Angeles.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's an earlier thread on the same subject:

http://forums.eslcafe.com/korea/viewtopic.php?t=99328&highlight=
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