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[laogaiguk]

There was one of those pushy ajummas on the subway and she saw a seat but I guess she didn't like it. There were two seats open, but she decided she wanted an end seat, so she found a young girl (university) and stood over her looking at her and pushing into her a bit. All this with the "oohs" and "aahs" from her old legs. The girl looked up at her once, shook her head, and went back to her book. The ajumma got angry and started saying something, but the girl ignored her.

Good on you whoever you are.

[Yu_Bum_suk]

On Thursday I was at the post office when who should be in front of me but the stereotypical pushy ajuma. It was busy and there was only one person working the general mail counter. She pushed and reached over and interrupted away for about ten minutes. When the post office worker finally gave her some attention and asked her what she wanted it turned out she was in the wrong line (actually gaggle would be a better word than line). That made the ten minute wait all worthwhile for me. The expression on her face when she realised that she had just wasted ten minutes making an ass of herself for nothing was just priceless.

[Dome Vans]

Ajumma, officially a 'third gender' in Korea. I've heard this from more than one Korean person.

[toddswift]

just wait about 30 years and all you guys married to kgirls will find yourself next to one.


dont be too depressed, there is always soju, which most of the kmen have realized. ONly thing is it makes them weaker, and those azumas climb mountains and eat super food that makes them even stronger

[blaseblasphemener]

[valkerie]

[Typhoon]

Women are women around the world:

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman
may go to choose a husband. Among the
instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of
the products increase as the shopper ascends
the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but you
cannot go back down except to exit the
building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor
the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'

So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and
Help With Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with
Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic
Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign
reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on
this floor. This floor exists solely as proof
that women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money and like beer.

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

[blaseblasphemener]

I thought the punchline was going to be:


Floor 6 husbands are gay.

[NightSky]

[Cheonmunka]

Absolutely right, Typhoon.

[ryouga013]

An alternate ending to that joke that was great:

For the men:

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store
just across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The third floor has wives that love sex, have money, like beer and don't mind smoke.

The fourth floor has wives that love sex, have money, like beer and don't mind smoke, don't insist on being nice to her half retarded inlaws.

The fifth floor has wives that love sex, have money, like beer and don't mind smoke, don't insist on being nice to her half retarded inlaws and don't ask things like "does this dress make me look fat"

The sixth floor is full of gay men because any other man would have stopped if they were looking for a woman.