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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:17 am    Post subject: If you have an opinion on the band The Mars Volta, state it. Reply with quote

I don't want to live in a world where hipster idiots brainwash people into believing that The Mars Volta isn't the greatest rock band of the 21st century.

PS - Cedric Bixler-Zavala has a voice that makes me wet -- and I'm male. Bonus points like a mutha.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

they're bad like 3rd year film school final projects are bad.

they're bad like a sandwich that features every food in the fridge is bad.

unfocused, pretentious, dull, faux-intelligent.

i admire them for their chutzpah but their music is toilet water.
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Maserial



Joined: 31 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uberscheisse wrote:
they're bad like 3rd year film school final projects are bad.

they're bad like a sandwich that features every food in the fridge is bad.

unfocused, pretentious, dull, faux-intelligent.


You should check out Sparkles' website.
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Bibbitybop



Joined: 22 Feb 2006
Location: Seoul

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I tried to get into their music and couldn't. I can get into intricate music, too, just not theirs.
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robot



Joined: 07 Mar 2006

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

At The Drive-In was far superior.
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Tiberious aka Sparkles



Joined: 23 Jan 2003
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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unfocused


Not to sound insulting, but it may be listeners who are too impatient, and not TMV noodling their way into oblivion. ADD sufferers don't stand a chance.

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pretentious


How so? I've always thought that label applies more to their critics. Take Pitchfork, for example: the ultimate case of irony.

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dull


To use your example, two pieces of bread are dull; throw everything between those badboys, however, and even if it doesn't suit your taste, that sandwich is far from dull.

Dull is Maroon 5. Dull is Certs without the retsyn.

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faux-intelligent


Now you're just slinging adjectives. TMV, to my knowledge, has never done anything than make music. Sure, their albums are inspired by suicides of band members, diaries found in repossessed cars, and a ouija board, but, come on, who's leg is being pulled? Their music isn't Ayn Rand; and anyone who thinks "water..thirsty" or similar lyrics hold any significance is probably too stupid or immature to appreciate the band's true charm -- namely, kicking ass and taking names via amazing instrumentation and vocals.
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oskinny1



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 6:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

robot wrote:
At The Drive-In was far superior.

This is what I came to say.

Oh, and my eyes burn when in El Paso.
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uberscheisse



Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:
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unfocused


Not to sound insulting, but it may be listeners who are too impatient, and not TMV noodling their way into oblivion. ADD sufferers don't stand a chance.


well... i have no problem with noodling. i just expect that once the noodling is finished, and especially if we've spent 7-12 minutes doing so, that we actually get somewhere. every TMV song i've ever heard falls flat.

an ADD sufferer shouldn't have a problem with music. i don't suffer ADD and they somehow fail to keep my attention. it's constantly a case of "that's it?!?" and the frustration with knowing these guys have real talent, and yet they travel so damn long to find out that the barn door is closed and locked.

Tiberious aka Sparkles wrote:


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pretentious


How so? I've always thought that label applies more to their critics. Take Pitchfork, for example: the ultimate case of irony.



pretentious. "we used to be in a rip-roaring rock and roll band. now we wear smoking jackets and talk about art all the time. a couple of us even developed heroin habits to make sure we got taken seriously. do you like my new haircut?"

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To use your example, two pieces of bread are dull; throw everything between those badboys, however, and even if it doesn't suit your taste, that sandwich is far from dull.

Dull is Maroon 5. Dull is Certs without the retsyn.

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dull is a piece of art that has zero focus. dull is a piece of art that attempts to put together disparate elements but fails to acheive any cohesion or create a whirling mass of excitement that moves you.

how does a mayonnaise, orange, baloney, ice cream, lettuce, mustard, yogurt, onion and tomato sandwich taste? it tastes like nothing.

i'm all for dischord, mish-mashing differing elements together and raw creativity, but TMV bore me to tears.

that said, i've been meaning to give them another chance for a while now.
downloading as we speak with my fingers nervously poised over the "select all" and "delete" keys. i'm all for second chances, but first impressions are hard to alter.

i still can't shake the "WTF IS THIS RIDICULOUS CRAP?" feeling i got during the first 4-5 chances i gave TMV.
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Justin Hale



Joined: 24 Nov 2007
Location: the Straight Talk Express

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great thread title Mr. Green but I've no opinion because I've never heard them. What are their best songs in your view, Tiberious aka Sparkles? I'll check 'em out and give the all-important Hale verdict!
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uberscheisse



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f8msAzhjp5I

at the end of this segment i believe that cedric climbs into the seated area and steals some dude's sunglasses.

one cool point for TMV. anyone who wears sunglasses inside deserves to be f'd with. good on them for calling a party foul and dealing with it expeditiously.
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KirbyMagnus



Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Korea

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I bought the first album when it came out and thought the first few tracks were awesome. But then it devolved into noodling.

They are a good band. Not an awesome one. Relationships of Command by ATDI was a lot better.

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I don't want to live in a world where hipster idiots brainwash people into believing that The Mars Volta isn't the greatest rock band of the 21st century.


I thought that Mars Volta were a hipster band. Dammit there is so much doublethink involved with music hipsters.
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Ginormousaurus



Joined: 27 Jul 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Justin Hale wrote:
Great thread title Mr. Green but I've no opinion because I've never heard them. What are their best songs in your view, Tiberious aka Sparkles? I'll check 'em out and give the all-important Hale verdict!


They opened for Tool on a tour a couple years ago...you might like 'em.
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ernie



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i really enjoyed the tremulant EP and deloused at the comatorium, which were both song-based albums with occassional forays into experimental jams...

IMO they haven't been the same since: francis the mute is incredibly over-long with only 2 or 3 memorable sections, and amputecture is not much better... i think that without a strong producer like rick rubin at the helm to cut through the crap, TMV's ideas are too grandiose and self-indulgent for my tastes...


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Zutronius



Joined: 16 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 4:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't mind them. I like At the Drive In more though.
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zai



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PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 9:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ernie wrote:
i really enjoyed the tremulant EP and deloused at the comatorium, which were both song-based albums with occassional forays into experimental jams...

IMO they haven't been the same since: francis the mute is incredibly over-long with only 2 or 3 memorable sections, and amputecture is not much better... i think that without a strong producer like rick rubin at the helm to cut through the crap, TMV's ideas are too grandiose and self-indulgent for my tastes...


I agree. the tremulant EP is my favorite work from them. From that point on I think it was a descent into a cauldron of confusion. I saw them live in their beginning and a concert a couple years ago, they still rock it live, but I found myself snoozing off on their newer material...at the concert!
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