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The Mother of All Korean Jokes!
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waggo



Joined: 18 May 2003
Location: pusan baby!

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:34 pm    Post subject: The Mother of All Korean Jokes! Reply with quote

I made it from my own mind.....

Where does a Monkey, who happens to be residing in Korea, go when he requires to buy a stamp or post a letter?





........ To the 우 우 우 채국!

I think this forum has today reached its zenith.
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dean_burrito



Joined: 12 Jun 2007

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 6:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats ok but here is one my friend made up.

What do you have in Korea when you are broke and lonely?
No won.

That wasn't too good either.
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billybrobby



Joined: 09 Dec 2004

PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2008 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you have when you f*ck a friend on a boat?
Ship pal


(cringe)
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skdragon



Joined: 28 Jan 2003

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

How do you know if you are Korean?
You smile ... and your eyes disappear ^^
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Kimchieluver



Joined: 02 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.

Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.

I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now.
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samd



Joined: 03 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimchieluver wrote:
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.

Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.

I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now.


I don't get it...
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Kimchieluver



Joined: 02 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 8:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

samd wrote:
Kimchieluver wrote:
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.

Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.

I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now.


I don't get it...


Man won = 10,000 won
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samd



Joined: 03 Jan 2007

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 9:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kimchieluver wrote:
samd wrote:
Kimchieluver wrote:
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.

Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.

I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now.


I don't get it...


Man won = 10,000 won


So he doesn't have man won? I thought there was more to the joke that I must have been missing. Guess not.
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Gwangjuboy



Joined: 08 Jul 2003
Location: England

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

samd wrote:
Kimchieluver wrote:
samd wrote:
Kimchieluver wrote:
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.

Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.

I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now.


I don't get it...


Man won = 10,000 won


So he doesn't have man won? I thought there was more to the joke that I must have been missing. Guess not.


I thought it must have had something to do with the situation he was in. Next time you tell it I would ommit the part about the anesthetic wearing off.
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Soft Machine



Joined: 08 Mar 2008

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 2:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Why did the ice cream cone meet her final demise?

Cha-ga-wah-so.
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Kimchieluver



Joined: 02 Mar 2005

PostPosted: Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gwangjuboy wrote:
samd wrote:
Kimchieluver wrote:
samd wrote:
Kimchieluver wrote:
A doctor told me this when doing surgery and the local anesthetic was wearing off.

Do you know my Korean name? Noh Man-won.

I tell that to my students in my introduction lessons now.


I don't get it...


Man won = 10,000 won


So he doesn't have man won? I thought there was more to the joke that I must have been missing. Guess not.




I thought it must have had something to do with the situation he was in. Next time you tell it I would ommit the part about the anesthetic wearing off.


I do ommit the part about the surgery. I just tell them that my Korean name is Noh Man-won
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