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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:23 am Post subject: |
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| Imbroglio wrote: |
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| Tell them to cancel their tickets and go somewhere else. |
Funny and true. |
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yingwenlaoshi

Joined: 12 Feb 2007 Location: ... location, location!
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 1:26 am Post subject: |
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Yeah. Take 'em to Hooker Hill. And maybe to one of those juicy bars that charge 30 bucks a drink.
Father: "30 bucks. Hey that's a good deal for 6 drinks."
Son: "Uh, that's 30,000 each person, Dad."
Father: "Whaaaaaaaat? That's fkn highway robbery. How much for a roll in the hay?"
Mother: "Yeah. How much for all six of us?" |
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endo

Joined: 14 Mar 2004 Location: Seoul...my home
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:15 am Post subject: |
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My mother almost caused an "incident" at the DMZ (no lie).
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Agasaya
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 6:39 am Post subject: |
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Thanks a ton for all the great tips.
As far as the homeless/hooker thing. There are enough homeless in Toronto to last a few days without seeing them. As for hookers? No chance. But the suggestions were amusing none the less =)
My Dad and Mom are 62/60 Respectively. They are probably some of the most fit/athletic people I know and have no problems walking (they walk at least 4km a day, on top of gym time) So I think the hiking part sounds great for them (not so great for my lazy ass! j/k)
But thanks again for all the suggestions!! |
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