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tfunk

Joined: 12 Aug 2006 Location: Dublin, Ireland
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:06 pm Post subject: Is anybody on this board an 'expert'? |
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What subject are you knowledgeable and interested in? |
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Czarjorge

Joined: 01 May 2007 Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 12:14 pm Post subject: |
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Your Mom. |
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Cheonmunka

Joined: 04 Jun 2004
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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I used to be very deft with banana cutting. I could climb any banana tree and make four slices with my machete to bring four bunches of beautiful bananas into my arms, then I would slide easily down the trunk and gently place them on the ground. People were always amazed. Saying stuff like, 'You are just like late Uncle Seti, you have his skill."
So yeah, I reckon I'm an expert. |
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bassexpander
Joined: 13 Sep 2007 Location: Someplace you'd rather be.
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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My wife used to say I was an expert at sex, but now I'm getting old and fat, so I don't know if I'm so great anymore. |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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You'd be hard pressed to find another person without a Ph.D. who knows more about Dostoyevsky. I do have a BA in Russian and lived there a year as well. But as this is not a serious thread...
-I'm an expert on concussions having given myself several. My brain is NOT what it used to be. |
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mrgiles
Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Location: Seoul
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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i'm an expert reader. i've had several years of training in it. give me anything (english, mind u), and i'll read the crap out of it. |
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Temporary
Joined: 13 Jan 2008
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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I guess I could be considered an expert handgun marksman. I do have the certificates and training for it. |
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BS.Dos.

Joined: 29 Mar 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 3:59 pm Post subject: |
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I'm an okay backgammon player. |
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Underwaterbob

Joined: 08 Jan 2005 Location: In Cognito
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:01 pm Post subject: |
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I've been programming in Csound for 9 years now. It's changed little. I'm not quite sure I'd consider myself an expert because the people who use it are generally quite hardcore music nerds. Relatively I'd say I'm middle of the pack. Compared to anyone on the outside I'm easily an expert. |
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santafly
Joined: 20 Feb 2008
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:17 pm Post subject: |
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I'm an expert  |
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santafly
Joined: 20 Feb 2008
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:18 pm Post subject: |
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OK, I'm not an expert but I am very good at breaking things. |
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mistermasan
Joined: 20 Sep 2007 Location: 10+ yrs on Dave's ESL cafe
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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not to be too immodest, but back in the day i rescued the princess more than once in donkey kong. |
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JustJohn

Joined: 18 Oct 2007 Location: Your computer screen
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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I am an expert jaywalker.
I believe my excellent knowledge of physics, braking and acceleration capabilities of motorized vehicles, traffic-light coordination and pedestrian path-taking combined with my long legs and innate sense of timing are what propel me to the front of the pack in this endeavor. |
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Toju

Joined: 06 Mar 2008
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:39 pm Post subject: |
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Years ago it used to be horses. Now, how to stop a baby crying at 2.40 in the morning. |
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browneyedgirl

Joined: 17 Jul 2007
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Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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mistermasan wrote: |
not to be too immodest, but back in the day i rescued the princess more than once in donkey kong. |
My hero  |
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