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Czarjorge
Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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 Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 8:31 pm Post subject: Men four times more likely to be struck by lightning... |
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On the *beep*.
The China Post news staff:
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Taitung angler's genitals struck by lightning
TAITUNG, Taiwan -- An angler's genitals were struck by lightning while he was fishing yesterday morning at a reef on Green Island, located off Taiwan's coast in the eastern county of Taitung, according to coastal patrol policemen.
The angler, 47 and named Chen Ming-wen, was fishing at a reef off the Nanliao Bank of the Green Island, when a bolt of lightning -- attracted by the fishing pole he was holding -- struck, running down to his privates.
Soon after being informed of the accident at 8:55 a.m. that morning, firemen rushed to the spot and sent Chen to a nearby clinic for emergency medical treatment.
Coastal patrol policemen then sent Chen to Mackay Memorial Hospital for further treatment,
Doctors said that Chen had some 20 percent of his body burnt, and remained conscious, adding that they would conduct further examinations to see if Chen's sex ability is undermined or not.
Weathermen said that as the thunderstorm would linger in Taitung area, people had better not expose themselves to the open space.
Meanwhile, a veteran angler said fishing men should be aware that the general fiber-carbon fishing pole can conduct electricity. |
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Underwaterbob
Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito
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| Posted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Because of their rods. |
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laogaiguk
Joined: 06 Dec 2005
Location: somewhere in Korea
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:24 am Post subject: |
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Since men are about 1000% more likely to be playing golf, I'm not surprised  |
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pkang0202
Joined: 09 Mar 2007
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Its cuz all the women are in the KITCHEN!!!
I'm sorry, I just had to say it. I know I'll get lynched by all females on this board. |
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Zutronius
Joined: 16 Apr 2007
Location: Suncheon
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:25 am Post subject: |
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| Underwaterbob wrote: |
| Because of their rods. |
Damn. Someone beat me to it.  |
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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:30 am Post subject: |
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| It's because god is a woman. |
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DrunkenMaster
Joined: 04 Feb 2008
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| 4 men died last year in an early summer thunderstorm. They were hiking with their metal adjossi canes lightning rods. |
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nobbyken
Joined: 07 Jun 2006
Location: Yongin ^^
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:53 pm Post subject: |
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| laogaiguk wrote: |
| Since men are about 1000% more likely to be playing golf, I'm not surprised |
Or outside fixing something, helping others.
Moral of story: remove accumulation of heavy metals from your urinary system before messing about in thunderstorms. |
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