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cdninkorea
Joined: 27 Jan 2006
Location: Seoul
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| mistermasan wrote: |
| can "happy ending" massages thus be written off as health care expenses? |
Not in Korea, but only because they're already written off as "business expenses" |
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catman
Joined: 18 Jul 2004
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 8:29 pm Post subject: |
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| cdninkorea wrote: |
| <----- Lee Hyori wants to give me inspiration to prevent prostate cancer. She does indeed. |
Yeah, mind if I use that picture for about 5-10min? |
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Suwon23
Joined: 24 Jan 2008
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:35 am Post subject: |
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| At this point, I could probably cure prostate cancer victims by speaking their names. |
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Kepler
Joined: 24 Sep 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:23 am Post subject: |
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And the negative health consequences of making the bald man cry too much:
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What happens if I masturbate too frequently?
Excessive masturbation can stimulate acetylcholine/parasympathetic nervous functions. This immoderate amount of stimulation can result in an over-production of sex hormones and neurotransmitters like acetylcholine, dopamine and serotonin, causing a considerable change in body chemistry.
The side effects of these changes in body chemistry can manifest themselves as:
Fatigue
Hair loss
Memory loss
Blurred vision
Groin/testicular pain
Because over-masturbation distresses liver and nervous system functions, it can also lead to sexual exhaustion (even in younger males). This can include the appearance of impotence or erectile dysfunction in males way before the average age of onset.
Seminal leakage, otherwise described as the emission of sperm from the *beep* without an erection, is another common problem associated with extreme masturbation. This is a sign that the nerve keeping the ejaculation valve shut is weakening because of excessive use and over-stimulation.
To add to the associated physical problems, in extreme cases, your compulsion with masturbation may get in the way of your work and family life the same way any other addiction (like alcohol or gambling) would. |
http://www.askmen.com/love/dzimmer_100/145b_love_answers.html |
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Bigfeet
Joined: 29 May 2008
Location: Grrrrr.....
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:47 am Post subject: |
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| Over five times a week for 30 years? That's a lot of hard work! |
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asylum seeker
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Location: On your computer screen.
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hellofaniceguy
Joined: 10 Jan 2003
Location: On your computer screen!
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:33 am Post subject: |
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I have heard many doctors over the years say.....use it or lose it.
There is a correlation between ones prostate and sex�be it masturbating or doing the actual deed.
Ones� prostate needs to be kept lubed and all the more reason for daily oral or straight sex!
The prostate needs to remain small and no sex....it will eventually enlarge.
Do you want to risk that? |
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Doogie
Joined: 19 Jan 2006
Location: Hwaseong City
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 12:25 pm Post subject: |
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It's great that I won't have prostate cancer, but I'm blind as a bat!!  .......still a pretty good trade-off. There's no way I'll ever be "master of my domain". |
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PeteJB
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
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| Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject: Re: Masturbation may prevent prostate cancer |
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| Sexual intercourse may not have the same effect because of the higher risk of contracting a sexually transmitted disease, which could in turn raise the risk of cancer. |
Wow thats some Sherlock style logic there.  |
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cruisemonkey
Joined: 04 Jul 2005
Location: Hopefully, the same place as my luggage.
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:02 am Post subject: |
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Spankin' the cruisemonkey!  |
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:06 am Post subject: |
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but it's sin. mom said so. save it till marriage.
as if. makes ya wonder why prostrate cancer exists then. guys love to tug. |
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caniff
Joined: 03 Feb 2004
Location: All over the map
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jajdude
Joined: 18 Jan 2003
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:43 am Post subject: |
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| caniff wrote: |
http://www.masturbationlist.com/
There's a few good ones in the list.  |
Funny. "Blast off" wasn't there, but damn, must be at least 10 euphemisms, if not 11, for the well done act. |
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idiotinkorea
Joined: 25 Jun 2008
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:21 am Post subject: |
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| actually, i had something intelligent to say this time, but will desist since someone keeps removing my [non-] contributions. |
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SirFink
Joined: 05 Mar 2006
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| Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:21 pm Post subject: |
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Don't tell my wife.  |
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