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[Big_Bird]

Deevaiz yawr speling sistem and pohst in it. Heeyehrz a taist ov main:

If Yoo Faw(r)get Mee bai Pabloh Nehrooda

Ia wont yoo too noh
won thing.

Yoo noh how this iz:
if Ia luwk
at thu cristal moon, at thu red brahnch
ov thu sloh awtum at mia windoh,
if Ia tuch
neer thu fiayer
thu impalpabul ash
or thu rinkuld bodi ov thu log,
evrithing cariz mee too yoo,
az if evrithing that egzists,
arohmahz, liat, metalz,
wehr litul bohtz
that sail
toowaw(r)d thohz ialz ov yaw(r)z that wait fawr mee.

Wel, now,
if litul bai litul yoo stop luving mee
Ia shal stop loving yoo litul bai litul.

If sudenli
yoo faw(r)get mee
doo not luhk fawr mee,
fawr Ia shal alredi hav faw(r)gohten yoo.

If yoo think it long and mad,
thu wind ov banerz
that pasez throo mia liaf,
and yoo deeciad
too leev mee at thu shaw
ov thu hah(r)t wehr Ia hav rootz, (needs an r if you are American, or Cornish etc).
reemembur
that on that dai,
at that ow-wer,
Ia shal lift mai ah(r)mz
and mai rootz wil set of
too seek anuthur land.

But
if eech dai,
eech ow-wer,
yoo feel that yoo ah(r) destind fawr mee
with implakabul sweetnes,
if eech dai a flow-wer
cliamz up too yawr lipz too seek mee,
ah mai luv, ah mai ohn,
in mee awl that fiayur iz reepeeted,
in mee nothing iz ekstingwisht awr faw(r)goten,
mai luv feedz on yawr luv, beeluved,
and az long az yoo liv it wil bee in yawr ah(r)mz
withowt leeving mian

(If aniwon kan fiand ani diskrepenseez, pleez point them owt too mee).

[BreakfastInBed]

Sold. I'm teaching your system from now on. We have to start somewhere.

I read once that you can scramble words up all you want and people can generally read them with no difficulty, as long as the first and last letters are correct.

[out of context]

I adapted this from one of today's Yahoo stories. Ideally, this system would have accent marks for irregular stress.

Dhi Yunaited Neixanz ciif wornd Sandei dhaet dhi warld mast arjantli inkriis fuud prodakxan tu iiz skairaakating praisez aend plejd tu set ap a taesk fors on a kraisis thretaning tu disteibalaiz divelaping neixanz. Dhi kost av fuud haez inkriisd bai araund forti parsent sins mid-2007 warldwaid, aend dhi strein haez kozd rayats aend proutests in kantriiz laik Kaemaruun, Barkiina Faasou, Heiti aend Iijipt. �Wi mast meik nou misteik, dhi praablam iz big. If wi ofar dhi rait eid, dhi soluuxanz wil kam,� Baan sed aet dhi oupaning av a faiv-dei Yu En kaanfarans on treid aend divelapment in Gaana�z kaepital, Akraa. �Wan thing iz sartan, dhi warld haez kansuumd mor dhaen it haez praduusd� ouvar dhi laest thri yiirz, hi sed. Baan bleimd a houst av kozez for dhi soring kost av fuud, inkluuding raizing oil praisez, dhi faal av dhi U.S. daalar aend naecural dizaestarz. Hi sed hi wud put tuugedhar a spexal taesk fors tu help diil with dhi praablam aend kaald on dhi intarnaexanal kamyuuniti tu help. Hi sed dhi Yu En Warld Fuud Prougraem plaenz tu reiz $750 milyan par yiir tu help fiid 73 milyan piipal in eiti kantriiz. �Wi niid a riil warld aend naat dhi warld av ekanaamik thiyariiz,� Baan sed. �Ai wil wark on dhis rait nau with a sens av arjensi.� Baan sed dhi Mileniyam Divelapment Goulz � adaaptad aet a Yu En samit in 2000 tu kat ekstriim paavartii in haef bai 2015 � war naat biying met. �Wi risk gowing baek tu skwer wan, aend wi niid tu riidabal efarts or bitrei dhi praamisez dhaet wi meid tu aur piipal,� Baan sed. In Heiti, fuud rayats dhis manth kost Praim Ministar Jacques Edouard Alexis hiz jaab aend set baek intarnaexanal efarts tu steibalaiz dhi kantri.

[Big_Bird]

That was surpisingly easy to read, outofcontext, once I started reading the first sentence. Nice one.

[ddeubel]

d jewelled steps R alredi quite white w dew,
lt iz so l8 dat d dew soaks my gauze stockings,
& I lt dwn d crystal curtain
& watch d moon Thru d clr autumn.

DD
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