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Fishead soup
Joined: 24 Jun 2007 Location: Korea
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:13 pm Post subject: You know you're getting old when |
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You remember when New Wave was new.
The Police men are looking younger.
You no longer count the the number of people you've slept with. |
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ultra
Joined: 09 Nov 2007 Location: Book Han Gook Land Of Opportunity
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:34 pm Post subject: |
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Alan King said ~
You know you're getting old if you're sitting on the toilet and your balls are in the water. |
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Unposter
Joined: 04 Jun 2006
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 9:51 pm Post subject: |
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You know who Alan King is... Sadly, I do. Must be old! |
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nicholas_chiasson

Joined: 14 Jun 2007 Location: Samcheok
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:00 pm Post subject: |
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ultra wrote: |
Alan King said ~
You know you're getting old if you're sitting on the toilet and your balls are in the water. |
that just means you're in for a long night of plumper's helper and the closet snake. |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:02 pm Post subject: |
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........you tell youngsters that you used to be really good at football.
*I'm fucking thirty, I'm still really good, if not better now. |
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mj roach
Joined: 16 Mar 2003
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 10:26 pm Post subject: |
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when you can't answer questions about 'the best bands of the 80s'
because you were already too old
last time this was done - you know you're getting old ...when going is more important than comming |
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livinseoul

Joined: 28 Nov 2007
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Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:23 pm Post subject: |
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When someone on the bus/train offers you their seat. Happened to me and I am only 45. |
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manlyboy

Joined: 01 Aug 2004 Location: Darwin, Northern Territory, Australia
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 1:21 am Post subject: |
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...when you've got a spare hour to yourself, and the idea of taking a nap sounds pretty good. |
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olabueno

Joined: 02 Apr 2008 Location: Busan...as of 7/19
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:08 am Post subject: |
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I was playing p/u games (bastketball) last week and some kid says " Damn bro, you got skills, you play old school." If by "old school" he meant "playing defense" or "setting a screen," then yes, I'm old school. |
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WoBW
Joined: 07 Dec 2007 Location: HBC
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:04 am Post subject: |
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..when you'd rather just stay at home than go out partying at the weekend. Or if you do agree to go out, you say "OK, but only if we go somewhere that's not too noisy or crowded. I wanna just sit down and chat over a few beers." (I said this last Saturday night).
...when you don't need to get yer rocks off EVERY NIGHT.
...when you have no idea what people are talking about when they mention most music since 2000.
...when you're British and you remember watching The Sweeny on TV on it's original run. And Zammo's junk problems on Grange Hill.
...when you're British and you remember when shops closed on Wednesday afternoons.
...when it's 2am on a Friday night and you're sober, posting on Dave's and just about to go to bed because your Friday night consised of going round your mate's house for dinner and watching 'Most Evil' on Discovery Channel.
...and while you where watching Most Evil, you found yourself nodding thoughtfully and muttering, "Interesting, very interesting." |
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bejarano-korea

Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:14 am Post subject: |
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When you'd rather just stay at home than go out partying at the weekend. Or if you do agree to go out, you say "OK, but only if we go somewhere that's not too noisy or crowded. I wanna just sit down and chat over a few beers." (I said this last Saturday night). ...when you don't need to get yer rocks off EVERY NIGHT. |
Thats me!
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...when you have no idea what people are talking about when they mention most music since 2000 |
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...when you're British and you remember watching The Sweeny on TV on it's original run. And Zammo's junk problems on Grange Hill. |
Ahem... and remember who Roland Browning, Gripper Stebson were as well as Joey Deacon, Texan bars etc
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...when you're British and you remember when shops closed on Wednesday afternoons. |
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...when it's 2am on a Friday night and you're sober, posting on Dave's and just about to go to bed because your Friday night consised of going round your mate's house for dinner and watching 'Most Evil' on Discovery Channel.  |
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...and while you where watching Most Evil, you found yourself nodding thoughtfully and muttering, "Interesting, very interesting." |
Err.. no!
Mind you, I asked one of my classes what colour my hair was and they went 'black and white' little gets!  |
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bossface

Joined: 05 Aug 2006
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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WObW-
i'd rather go to a nice, quiet bar to chat over a few beers - but that's pretty much been the case for me since i was 19, and it doesn't happen that much, except for weekdays.
and music since 2000? everybody knows that except for the occasional radiohead, tool, or pearl jam record, music ended in 1993 or so anyway.
i used to rock and roll every night. before i knew it, it was every other night. |
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ReeseDog

Joined: 05 Apr 2008 Location: Classified
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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bossface wrote: |
i used to rock and roll every night. before i knew it, it was every other night. |
...and party every day! |
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cubanlord

Joined: 08 Jul 2005 Location: In Japan!
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject: |
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you go to the gym and try to lift what you used to lift a year and a half ago (when you last really worked out) and you can't realizing that father time has caught up with you.  |
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Dome Vans Guest
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Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:19 pm Post subject: |
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....you think back to when you were at Uni and going out meant drinking a couple of bottles of red wine before you went out and then drank numerous vodka, beer, tequila drinks while you're out. You remember this with fond memories as now you wake up with a hangover after drinking four bottles of Budweiser.
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...when you've got a spare hour to yourself, and the idea of taking a nap sounds pretty good. |
I think we have a winner with this one!!
Wobw's list is spot on as well. |
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