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tomwaits
Joined: 05 Feb 2003
Location: PC Bong
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You think you should really start eating more salads.
Pisses you off you can't smoke on planes anymore.
Stopped buying music when cd's replaces lp's.
Recall when cable TV meant having 10 channels.
Korea was the place with hills where M*A*S*H was set.
Dont know what a MILF is. |
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ryleeys
Joined: 22 Dec 2003
Location: Columbia, MD
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 10:14 pm Post subject: |
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You know you're too old when...
... you look down and see a ring on your finger. |
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kiwiliz
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Location: New Zealand
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| Posted: Fri Apr 25, 2008 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| ryleeys wrote: |
You know you're too old when...
... you look down and see a ring on your finger. |
Or its been off your finger for too long, with no replacement in sight. |
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Stormy
Joined: 10 Jan 2008
Location: Here & there
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:24 am Post subject: |
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| kiwiliz wrote: |
| ryleeys wrote: |
You know you're too old when...
... you look down and see a ring on your finger. |
Or its been off your finger for too long, with no replacement in sight. |
Don't know whether to  or  |
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tzechuk
Joined: 20 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:48 am Post subject: |
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..when you'd rather just stay at home than go out partying at the weekend. Or if you do agree to go out, you say "OK, but only if we go somewhere that's not too noisy or crowded. I wanna just sit down and chat over a few beers." (I said this last Saturday night).  |
I've done this since I was 20.
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| ...when you're British and you remember when shops closed on Wednesday afternoons. |
Don't banks still close on Wednesday afternoons? |
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anyway
Joined: 22 Oct 2005
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:46 am Post subject: |
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| Your idea of a video game is - PONG! |
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Ya-ta Boy
Joined: 16 Jan 2003
Location: Established in 1994
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 2:53 pm Post subject: |
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...when your toenails start to thicken.  |
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kimchipig
Joined: 07 Mar 2008
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:00 pm Post subject: |
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| You know you are getting old when you say the same things to your kids your parents said to you, that you swore you would never say. |
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Kenny Kimchee
Joined: 12 May 2003
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:02 pm Post subject: |
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....you think back to when you were at Uni and going out meant drinking a couple of bottles of red wine before you went out and then drank numerous vodka, beer, tequila drinks while you're out. You remember this with fond memories as now you wake up with a hangover after drinking four bottles of Budweiser.
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ReeseDog
Joined: 05 Apr 2008
Location: Classified
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| Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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| You know you are getting old when you say the same things to your kids your parents said to you, that you swore you would never say. |
Oh, man, there's the trick. Especially when your teenaged kid tells you to eat shit. |
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the fingers of reason
Joined: 12 Nov 2007
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 10:24 am Post subject: |
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| Your sports heros' kids are playing pro sports. Or you're on vacation and see Whoopi Goldberg in the Center Square instead of Paul Lynde. (Star World) And talking to Americans who don't understand why "All in the Family" is still the greatest American sitcom of all time. |
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Kashmir
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 11:57 am Post subject: |
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| the fingers of reason wrote: |
| Your sports heros' kids are playing pro sports. |
Kellen Winslow. Can't recall his son's name.
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| Or you're on vacation and see Whoopi Goldberg in the Center Square instead of Paul Lynde. (Star World) |
Don't know what you're talking about here. Is that a good sign?
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| And talking to Americans who don't understand why "All in the Family" is still the greatest American sitcom of all time. |
Along with 'Three's Company'. Which was the 'original show about nothing'.
Kids these days would be rather surprised that a show like All in the Family was allowed to get away with some of it's content on t.v. back in the day... American sitcoms today are garbage. |
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Gamecock
Joined: 26 Nov 2003
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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| when you realize you've told the same funny story to someone for a 3rd time and they are indulging you...exactly the same way you did for your Dad! |
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mindmetoo
Joined: 02 Feb 2004
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You start worrying about your credit rating.
You get less excited about a new video game system and more excited about a new garlic press.
All young women look good to you.
You rarely let your gas tank get below 3/4 full.
You really can't figure out what the hell kids are listening today and it all sounds the same.
A part of your body starts hurting and doesn't stop for 7 years.
You and your friends stop planning a social renaissance and start planning retirements.
Getting in bed Friday night at 10 pm sounds like a delicious idea to you.
You start falling asleep in movies.
You anticipate your Saturday trip to Home hardware to pick out shelf paper and then Starbucks in the same way you used to anticipate a Saturday playing paintball. |
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Easter Clark
Joined: 18 Nov 2007
Location: Hiding from Yie Eun-woong
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 6:53 pm Post subject: |
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Staying out til midnight is your idea of "partying hard."
Getting up at 9 am on the weekend is your idea of "sleeping in." |
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