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Lekker · Joined: 09 Feb 2008 Location: Seoul

I just walked into the boys restroom in the public school I work at five minutes before class. I caught one of my students mid-defecation at the urinal, when there are three western toilets directly across from the urinals.

He is old enough to know that you don't do that in the urinal. To make it worse, he had poo on his hands. WTF? He looked at me and froze. He then stands up and runs into the stall to finish the job. To older boys came in right as he was doing this, the see us standing there, then walk over to the urinal, look in, and one of them starts uncontrollably laughing.

What is wrong here where a 10 year old boy is doing this? I spent the next five minutes telling him, and he understands me, that we do not put poo in the urinal, that it goes in the toilet. He runs back to the hall, I grab him by his shirt, walk him over to the sink, run back to my classroom, get the rubber gloves and soap, and start to clean his hands for him. This is amazing.

How would you handle this kind of situation?

anyway · Joined: 22 Oct 2005

Sounds to me as if he was dared (or told) to do it by the older boys.

GoldMember · Joined: 24 Oct 2006

How would I handle the situation?
Well for one thing, I wouldn't clean his hands for him. The last thing I'd be doing is getting anywhere near the kid.

Doesn't your school have seperate toilets for teachers?

IncognitoHFX · Joined: 06 May 2007 Location: Yeongtong, Suwon

ED209 · Joined: 17 Oct 2006

michael5799042 · Joined: 16 Jan 2008

Maybe the kid was Amish?

Did you see the movie Kingpin?

smedini · Joined: 02 Apr 2008

bacasper · Joined: 26 Mar 2007

Maybe he doesn't know how to use a western toilet.

RJjr · Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Location: Turning on a Lamp

I thought he was doing it as a joke or on a dare until the part where he had poop on his hands. Nobody in their right mind would be handling poop like that, even their own. That he ran into the stall to finish the dump indicates he knew where he was supposed to have been doing it all along. He has "issues" that needs to be addressed by a licensed mental health professional.

spliff · Joined: 19 Jan 2004 Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand

bacasper · Joined: 26 Mar 2007

michael5799042 · Joined: 16 Jan 2008

My old school had a "Mystery Pooper" who used to leave little gifts in the hallways, stairways etc. The pooper is still at large as far as I know.

BS.Dos. · Joined: 29 Mar 2007

Perhaps he was trying to do a Borat (02:55)

mrsquirrel · Joined: 13 Dec 2006

I would have got the mop and pushed the little cunt into the teachers room and told them all what he did.

There is a phantom shitter at my school. Leaves the lid down so when you open it there it is looking back at you. Sometimes on A4 paper as well so it stinks.

Once saw one of those round choco pie things used in place of a poo. Stank like one and looked like one too/ Very convincing.

BS.Dos. · Joined: 29 Mar 2007