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mnhnhyouh
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom
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 Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:03 pm Post subject: I want a husband whose ....... |
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My co-teacher, a very good looking woman, bought me some sentences she is going to put in a presentation. These come from a lesson she made that has students writing sentences about their future spouses. She had this wonderful line....
I want a husband whose muscle is big and great.
I enjoyed explaining that there is only one muscle in the human body referred to in the singular 
Me Her
 
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Yu_Bum_suk
Joined: 25 Dec 2004
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:10 pm Post subject: |
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Well that's an improvement over I want a husband who...
...has an income of 80m / year+
...has type O blood
...is a 30-year-old Protestant virgin
...loves Jebsus like I do
...always take me shopping |
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nicholas_chiasson
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Location: Samcheok
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| Did you REALLY explain it like that? |
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mnhnhyouh
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:21 pm Post subject: |
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| nicholas_chiasson wrote: |
| Did you REALLY explain it like that? |
Yep, exactly. She frowned for a second, and then laughed.
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R. S. Refugee
Joined: 29 Sep 2004
Location: Shangra La, ROK
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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| mnhnhyouh wrote: |
| nicholas_chiasson wrote: |
| Did you REALLY explain it like that? |
Yep, exactly. She frowned for a second, and then laughed.
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Did you use visual aids?  [Uh, like from the Internet?] |
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bacasper
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Anatomically incorrect. |
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mnhnhyouh
Joined: 21 Nov 2006
Location: The Middle Kingdom
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:44 pm Post subject: |
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| bacasper wrote: |
| Anatomically incorrect. |
You sir, are correct. However she understood, which was the idea.
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spliff
Joined: 19 Jan 2004
Location: Khon Kaen, Thailand
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:49 pm Post subject: |
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| You should have corrected her and had her change it to "big and sweet"... |
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Czarjorge
Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:46 pm Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
Well that's an improvement over I want a husband who...
...has an income of 80m / year+
...has type O blood
...is a 30-year-old Protestant virgin
...loves Jebsus like I do
...always take me shopping |
Please note, you heathen, that it is JEEBUS, not Jebsus.
Jebsus, is just silly. |
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uberscheisse
Joined: 02 Dec 2003
Location: japan is better than korea.
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:51 pm Post subject: |
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| Czarjorge wrote: |
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
Well that's an improvement over I want a husband who...
...has an income of 80m / year+
...has type O blood
...is a 30-year-old Protestant virgin
...loves Jebsus like I do
...always take me shopping |
Please note, you heathen, that it is JEEBUS, not Jebsus.
Jebsus, is just silly. |
well, with the amount of real knowledge your average korean crosslicker actually knows about the life of jebus, it's not implausible that buddy's name would be so horribly misspelled. |
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Draz
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Location: Land of Morning Clam
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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| uberscheisse wrote: |
| Czarjorge wrote: |
| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
Well that's an improvement over I want a husband who...
...has an income of 80m / year+
...has type O blood
...is a 30-year-old Protestant virgin
...loves Jebsus like I do
...always take me shopping |
Please note, you heathen, that it is JEEBUS, not Jebsus.
Jebsus, is just silly. |
well, with the amount of real knowledge your average korean crosslicker actually knows about the life of jebus, it's not implausible that buddy's name would be so horribly misspelled. |
Hey, the crown of thorns wasn't really made of holly was it? Someone told me that and I was like.. uh... I don't think so... but I didn't argue cause, really, who cares?
It wasn't though, was it? |
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Pligganease
Joined: 14 Sep 2004
Location: The deep south...
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| Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 11:45 pm Post subject: |
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| Anyone seen the church in Daejeon with the sign on the front that says "www.jejas.co.kr?" |
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bejarano-korea
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 2:48 am Post subject: |
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| Yu_Bum_suk wrote: |
...is a 30-year-old Protestant virgin
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Thats me!
Nah... Thats not true... I'm just kidding!
I'm really a catholic! |
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fortysixyou
Joined: 08 Jun 2006
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| Posted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:16 am Post subject: Re: I want a husband whose ....... |
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| mnhnhyouh wrote: |
I want a husband whose muscle is big and great.
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She'd better find a husband outside of Korea then, HAHAHAHAHAHAH! ZIIIIING!
 
Can't believe nobody's made that joke yet.
Can't believe I made it. |
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