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Czarjorge
Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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 Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:45 pm Post subject: Would You Survive a Zombie Outbreak? |
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According to all the "standards" I wouldn't.
I'm an out of shape fattie without any weapons training.
Yet, I am incredibly effective when incensed. Pissed off me is a sight to be seen. I would favor a hand weapon, preferably blunt.
Crowbar. 
Lead pipe. 
Random piece of material.
My initial reaction is to go for the head. Or throat.
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Czarjorge
Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.
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| Posted: Fri May 02, 2008 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorry, this should be in Off-Topic. I'm more drunk than I thought. |
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aalais
Joined: 26 Mar 2008
Location: Bundang
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That's weird that you ask -- I had a Zombie Apocalypse nightmare last night. Something about Korea really makes me worry about it.
I didn't survive in the dream. |
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agentX
Joined: 12 Oct 2007
Location: Jeolla province
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| Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 8:37 am Post subject: |
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The dynamics of the Korean peninsula make it a really bad place to have to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Too many people and nowhere to run...you have 2 choices and they both suck: fight or swim to a hopefully empty island.
Escape is not an option; Oh, you gonna run to CHINA?? How you gonna outrun or outfight 1 BILLION ZOMBIES?!
Japan? Screw that...it's a bigger island with the same problem. OK, they have more swords so you stand a better chance.
Russia? Too close to China.
The Philippines? If you can get to one of the Spratleys, then your survival rates go up. Less people, less mess. |
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