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Would You Survive a Zombie Outbreak?
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Czarjorge



Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:16 pm    Post subject: Would You Survive a Zombie Outbreak? Reply with quote

According to all the "standards" I wouldn't.

I'm an out of shape fattie without any weapons training.

Yet, I am incredibly effective when incensed. Pissed off me is a sight to be seen. I would favor a hand weapon, preferably blunt.

Crowbar.

Lead pipe.

Random piece of material.


My initial reaction is to go for the head. Or throat.
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ED209



Joined: 17 Oct 2006

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go for the teeth. What's a toothless zombie going to do? Gum you death?
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bovinerebel



Joined: 27 Feb 2008

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can hardly tell the difference between zombies and most human beings as it is . If not for the rotting flesh I'd stand no chance .
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Froggy Parker



Joined: 21 Nov 2007

PostPosted: Fri May 02, 2008 11:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

according to this test I have a 62% survival chance.

may need to pick up a copy of the zombie survival guide.

sorry for all the links.
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Underwaterbob



Joined: 08 Jan 2005
Location: In Cognito

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 6:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a 66% survival chance. I give the test -30% for bad grammar, a sign of low intelligence/less chance to survive themselves/no knowing what they are talking about.

Therefore I give myself a 96% chance of surviving. I'm ruthless when required, know how to shoot/swing a bludgeon and in pretty decent shape.
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Privateer



Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Location: Easy Street.

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 10:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Your Score: Zombie Hunter

You scored 73% Survival Rating!

Strong, and an excellent asset to any group of survivors. Find someone with more experience to join up with and the fruit of your loins are all but be guaranteed a future.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 95% on Survival Rating
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Czarjorge



Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I don't trust that test. The will to survive can't be quantified.
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i_teach_esl



Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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i_teach_esl



Joined: 07 Sep 2006
Location: baebang, asan/cheonan

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 5:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

froggy would be the first one i trip, b/c of the goddamned rolling rick link. jerk.
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VanIslander



Joined: 18 Aug 2003
Location: Geoje, Hadong, Tongyeong,... now in a small coastal island town outside Gyeongsangnamdo!

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 6:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
according to this test I have a 62% survival chance

I scored 50%
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Benicio



Joined: 25 May 2006
Location: Down South- where it's hot & wet

PostPosted: Sat May 03, 2008 6:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've finally been rickrolled!

Froggy you f***er!
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Tarmangani



Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Location: the Calm

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

63% What the hell? My house looks a lot like Will Smith's in I am legend, so I'm not going to put much faith in this test.
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postfundie



Joined: 28 May 2004

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 9:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got 50 puhcentah ..what the heck... there needs to be explanations for the answers..or good explanations at least
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Czarjorge



Joined: 01 May 2007
Location: I now have the same moustache, and it is glorious.

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Really, you think that test is a good indication?

Screw the test, it is complete nonsense.

Would you survive? How would you survive?
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Pluto



Joined: 19 Dec 2006

PostPosted: Sun May 04, 2008 4:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

62% chance to survive.

Better start training, or should I drink more whiskey... tough decisions Confused
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