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[aboxofchocolates]

So you have been going out with your Korean girlfriend for about a month or so. She speaks a decent amount of English thanks to your help (make me a samich, would you shut up, the games on, etc) and you think things are going pretty good. You�re making decent amounts of money, your gf has stopped messaging you ten times an hour (took a bit to train her out of that one) and you have sweet, sweet visions of taking her back home with your oodles of money to show off to all your friends and family and settle down to live the good life. With that in mind you ring her up for your regular 10:00 booty call. But tonight she is busy. No matter, you call her a day later- nothing. Next day: same. And the next. Suddenly, after calling ten times or so (you tell all your friends it was three) you realize that you have been dumped by your hot Korean girlfriend and you are at a loss as to why. What is it that you did? You put up with all of her annoying squeals and considered yourself sensitive for enduring and even enjoying those cutesy cuddle sessions she was so keen on. You didn�t strain your wallet but you definitely took her out to a dinner or two, and attempted to buy her a modestly priced piece of jewelry. What, pray tell, was it, then, that caused the woman you were considering marrying to leave so abruptly with not even a goodbye?
The trick is, sir, she finally figured out what it was you were actually saying!!! After about a month of your less than adoring attention (Korean guys got you beat on the lavish gifts and restaurant going) she eventually understood that you had no more interest in herself and her ideas than any average patriarchal Korean dude. And why would any �k girl� go for this odd foreign misogyny when you could have some acceptable, home grown Korean misogyny and date a suitable Korean man? So sure, she booked it, but you have one small victory- she now has the perception that western men are sexist pigs. Kudos!
Bear in mind this does not hold true for all foreign men, the majority of foreign men, nor even a large minority of foreign men I have spoken to here. But there is a loud, abrasive, vocal group of men who, I have got to say, should pray every day their hot Korean girl friend NEVER LEARNS ENGLISH!!!!
Hence, the �I hope she never learns English� Awards:
I propose, the filthiest, most misogynistic posts prior to this one (it�s cheating to start spewing the hate just to get an award, boys!!) be linked, quoted, or referred to in this one thread so future generations can just stand in awe of just how crude and hateful men of 2008 can really be!

[aboxofchocolates]

For example, and to get the ball rolling:

[mindmetoo]

Sorry, your writing is such amazing crap I can't be bothered to figure out what idea you're trying to communicate.

[ds_fan]

the award goes to my kindergarten hagwon director who inists on written paper plans flied away for every lesson. After looking through them she complained that the paper was too thin and i need to put a date on all of them- if she knew english she would tear them apart.
enough said

[Motto]

[quote="mindmetoo"]Sorry, your writing is such amazing crap I can't be bothered to figure out what idea you're trying to communicate.[/quote]

he' a rude git
his GF didn't know
she learned English
found out he was a git
left

[Bramble]

Sounds a bit like someone trying to imitate JongnoGuru, but I'm not convinced. He wouldn't have misspelled "nausea" in the other thread, and I can't see him squishing all his paragraphs together so they can't breathe ...

[aboxofchocolates]

[CasperTheFriendlyGhost]

Yeah, men and womean are different.

[aboxofchocolates]

[djsmnc]

When my girlfriend got to that point of realization I employed an arsenal of coercion and guilt tactics to hold her until I could at least make it appear that I was making something of myself. We finally came to the conclusion that I'm not logical or educated and she has no practical common sense. I'm the one who shows her that the reason her computer won't turn on is because she has switch in lock mode and she's the one to tell me the combined price of two items with tax at the supermarket. We get along just fine now!

Now I have a trophy Korean female on my arm wherever and whenever and she has a white skinned path to a green card!

[Pyongshin Sangja]

[aboxofchocolates]

[Pyongshin Sangja]

I'm not American.

My country doesn't have Green Cards.

I don't see your point.

But thanks if you thought my post was funny.

Eh.

[JongnoGuru]

[billybrobby]

I hated the first post when I started reading it, but it won me over in the end. I'm too lazy to go searching for a misogynistic quote, though. good luck.