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[mateomiguel]

Michael, on the phone: "She what? You forgot to say away, you have to add away. Wow, really? You forgot away again. That's great dude. Ok. You mean away, right?"

He hangs up. "That new executive assistant I hired blew everyone away at the office today. I think she's really working out."

[ardis]

Lucille: And I�m putting Buster in charge.
Gob: He�s a good choice.
Michael: Buster? The guy who thought that the blue on the map was land?

Lucille: What the hell is that?
Buster: These are my awards, Mother, from Army. The seal is for marksmanship, and the gorilla is for sand racing.
Lucille: You're doing well?
Buster: I was just dropping these off. Now if you'll excuse me, they're putting me in something called Hero Squad.


Maeby: Do you guys know where I could get one of those gold necklaces with the �T� on it?
Michael: That�s a cross.
Maeby: Across from where?


Michael: It's like we finish each other's...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...
Lindsay: Sandwiches?
Michael: That time I was going to say sandwiches.

I could go on for days. My friends and I are still obsessed with this show. We make more references to "...her?", The Final Countdown, the Banana Stand (Meet me down at the big yellow joint!), Hot Cops, and the chicken dances more than what can be healthy.

[jkelly80]

"Her? Is she funny or something?"

Or George Michael's preemptive "She's real funny"

[BS.Dos.]

Tobias: I'm looking for something that says "Dad likes leather".
Clerk [Whispers]: Something that says, "leather daddy?"
Tobias: Oh, is there such a thing?

[jkelly80]

Motherboy XXX

[BS.Dos.]

Lindsay: Did you enjoy your meal Mum? You drank it fast enough.
Lucille: Not as much as you enjoyed yours. You want your belt to buckle, not the chair.

[Dances With Wolves]

"Here have a dollar, no in fact brother man here have two, two dollars means a snack to me, but it means a big deal to you..." -Arrested Development "Mr. Wendle"

[crash bang]

"actin' like a nigga and get stomped by an african you see IIIIIIIIIIII am everyday people"

[jkelly80]

"Franklin said some things African American-ey wasn't ready to hear."

[BS.Dos.]

Found a link.

[BS.Dos.]

Lucille: Honest to God Buster every little thing makes you sieze up in terror lately. I have know idea where you get that from. Get away from the stove you're gonna light your hair on fire!

[Vagrantlest]

"I think I just blue myself" llooolllsss

[fakeplastiktree]

Take it back! If I wanted something your thumb touched, I'd eat the inside of your ear.

[crash bang]

therapist
analyst
analrapist

[jkelly80]

Buster: "We're blowing right through nap time."
also
"Front seat. I sit in the front seat now mother."